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Al Pacino calls Cracker Barrel
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Al Pacino

Victim(s)

Cracker Barrel employees

Length

1:32

Al calls and insults the staff of Cracker Barrel demanding to know "where they were last night" several times.

TranscriptEdit



Female victim: Thanks for calling Cracker Barrel, [unintelligible]..?
Al Pacino: Guess who.
Female victim: Pardon me?
Al Pacino: GUESS who.
Female victim: Guess WHO?
Al Pacino: Yes.
Female victim: Um...um...I'm not sure.
Al Pacino: GUESS who.
Female victim: Well...I'm not so sure right now.
Al Pacino: WELL ANSWER ME!
Female victim: Pardon me?
Al Pacino: WELL ANSWER ME!
Female victim: Yes! How are you?
Al Pacino: My name is Richard Roma.
Female victim: Hi.
Al Pacino: Where were you last night?
Female victim: Um..hold on just a moment.
[*Call is transferred to another employee*]
Male victim: This is Mark Fagan. Can I help you?
Al Pacino: Guess who.
Male victim: Guess who?
Al Pacino: GUESS who.
Male victim: Who?
Al Pacino: My name is Richard Roma.
Male victim: Yeah Richard?
Al Pacino: You just cost me $6,000.
Male victim: Do what now?
Al Pacino: $6,000.
Male victim: For what? What'd I do? This is Cr-
Al Pacino: None of my business, you want to push me to answer you.
Male victim: This is, this is, this is Cracker Barrel.
Al Pacino: Yes.
Male victim: Ok?
Al Pacino: Where were you last night?
Male victim: Umm...I wasn't at Cracker Barrel.
Al Pacino: What time do you have?
Male victim: What- (checks clock) It's, uh, 1:18.
Al Pacino: Your right! You were saying? WELL ANSWER ME!
Male victim: What, uh, what can I help you with sir?
Al Pacino: TO HELP US! NOT TO FUCK US UP! TO HELP MEN WHO ARE GOING OUT THERE TO TRY TO EARN A LIVING! YOU FAIRY! YOU COMPANY MAN!
Male victim: Ah-I'm afraid that I don't have time for this so if you got, uh, somethin' I can help you with I'd be glad to-
Al Pacino: Where did you learn your trade you stupid fucking cunt? You idiot!
Male victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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