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Al Pacino calls Menu Foods
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Al Pacino

Victim(s)

Call center operator

Length

3:57

Al Pacino calls Menu Foods about the Pet Food Recall and basically tells them to stick it, when he insults and threatens the company.

TranscriptEdit



Female victim: You're ringing Menu Foods. Are you calling about the product recall?
Al Pacino: Yes.
Female victim: Ok. Is your pet a cat or a dog?
Al Pacino: Yes.
Female victim: Is it a..cat?
Al Pacino: Yes. You just cost me $6,000. (pause) $6,000.
Female victim: What brand did you use sir?
Al Pacino: None of my business, you want to push me to answer you. Did you hear what I said?
Female victim: I heard exactly what you said sir. You've reached a call center right now. We take information for Menu Foods and we, uh,-
Al Pacino: You just cost me $6,000.
Female victim: I did not cost you $6,000 sir. I don't work at Menu Foods. I work at a call center talking calls.
Al Pacino: SHAME ON YOU!
Female victim: Now if you'd like me to help you I need some information from you.
Al Pacino: WELL ANSWER ME!
Female victim: Answer you what sir? What question do you need answered?
Al Pacino: What are you gonna' do about it .. asshole?
Female victim: Sir-
Al Pacino: Where did you learn your trade you stupid fucking cunt? You idiot!
Female victim: I'm sorry sir. I'm not going to .. uh ..
Al Pacino: You just cost me $6,000.
Female victim: -call if you're going to curse at me and call me names.
Al Pacino: Ohh I'm gonna' have your job.
Female victim: Ok, you go ahead sir.
Al Pacino: I humiliated you, oh my god, I'm sorry.
Female victim: Sir, if you'd like me to help you I can certainly try to help you. I can't help you if-
Al Pacino: Yes.
Female victim: -you curse at me and threaten me. Ok?
Al Pacino: You fairy!
Female victim: What brand of dog food did you use sir?
Al Pacino: One point in fact of which I spoke to you of which. I can't talk to you about it here.
Female victim: Can you tell me what brand-
Al Pacino: You just cost me $6,000. $6,000.
Female victim: Sir, could you tell me what brand that you used please?
Al Pacino: NO!
Female victim: Then I'm sorry. I can't gather-
Al Pacino: Ohh I'm gonna'-
Female victim: -any information or verify-
Al Pacino: Shut up!
Female victim: -anything for you if you can't tell me what brand it was.
Al Pacino: DON'T WASTE MY MOTHER FUCKIN' TIME!
Female victim: Could you tell me what brand that you used please?
Al Pacino: How FUCKED UP you are! You fuckin' child.
Female victim: Alright.
Al Pacino: Fuck you!
Female victim: Thank you for calling Menu Foods.
Al Pacino: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
Female victim: Have a good day.
Al Pacino: What is this? Your farewell speech? Hooah.
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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