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Al Pacino calls a Limo Guy
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Al Pacino

Victim

Employee at a limousine company

Length

2:03

In what many consider one of the most popular celebrity prank calls of all time, Al Pacino calls a limousine company in New York where an unknown named man works and they spend over two minutes trading insults with each other.

TranscriptEdit

[*phone rings*] Limo Guy: Hello? Al Pacino: Guess who. Limo Guy: Hello? Al Pacino: Guess WHO! Limo Guy: Guess who? Al Pacino: Well, answer me! You just cost me $6000. Limo Guy: What? Al Pacino: $6000! Limo Guy: Really? Al Pacino: Yes. Limo Guy: What can I do for you? Al Pacino: What time do you have? Limo Guy: It's 12:22. Al Pacino: That's right Limo Guy: Who is this? Al Pacino: What am I going to do this month? Limo Guy: Who is this? Al Pacino: My name is Richard Roma. Limo Guy: And what can I do for ya? Al Pacino: You just cost me $6000. Limo Guy: I cost you $6000. Al Pacino: Yes. Limo Guy: How? Al Pacino: Where were you last night? Limo Guy: Where was I supposed to be? You got the wrong number? Al Pacino: Ah, what a big man you are. Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it. Oooo! Limo Guy: (sounds like he's about to cry) What a shit, man! Al Pacino: Fuck you! Limo Guy: Yeah, that's what you gotta try so I can crack your fuckin' head! Al Pacino: How fucked up you are! Limo Guy: Yeah! Come down, I'll straigten you out, where the fuck are you? Hello? Al Pacino: Where was I? I was at home. Limo Guy: Who is this? Al Pacino: Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Limo Guy: (laughs) Look, I gotta go before I get really mad, and then I'll fuckin' hunt you down! Al Pacino: You fairy! Limo Guy: Yeah, you fairy! You fuckin' queer. I'm a fairy. Al Pacino: I find out whose fuckin' cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and figure out a way to have your ass, FUCK YOU! (before the limo guy could answer, Pacino just keeps talking) I humiliated you, oh my God, I'm sorry. Limo Guy: I tell you what, fuck my job, I quit, come down instead. Al Pacino: Fuck you! Limo Guy: Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, tough on the phone. Oh, everybody, my wife's tough on the phone too. Al Pacino: What are you gonna do about it, asshole? Limo Guy: I'll tell you what I'm going to do about it. Don't worry what I'm going to do about it. Al Pacino: You were saying? Limo Guy: I don't know where the fuck you are, but you came in for a big surprise. I'd tell you that, right? Al Pacino: That's right. Limo Guy: 'Cuz, you don't know me prick! Al Pacino: Fuck you! Limo Guy: Yeah, I'm a fucker... Yeah I know, yeah I know. Al Pacino: You fairy! Limo Guy: Yeah, I fairy it's probably a fucking... a fucking cock sucker. Oh, man, with all the troubles In my life, I would like to be your face, you know that? Al Pacino: Fuck you! Limo Guy: It makes me feel so good, yeah I know. Goodbye. Al Pacino: You fucking child Limo Guy: I have to go before I fuckin' run somebody over. Al Pacino: Oh, I'm gonna have your job shithead! [*call ends*]

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