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Al Pacino calls a Marine
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Al Pacino

Victim(s)

Marine

Length

4:55

Al Pacino calls a U.S. Marine named Justin and they trade threats and insults back and forth while Al does all he can to piss the marine off.

TranscriptEdit

[*phone rings*]
The Marine: Hello?
Al Pacino: Hello? [pause] Guess who.
The Marine: Who is this?
Al Pacino: GUESS who!
The Marine: Who is this?
Al Pacino: Well answer me!
The Marine: Yes, this is Justin.
Al Pacino: Guess who.
The Marine: Yeah!
Al Pacino: Well answer me!
The Marine: I did answer this fuckin' phone, who the fuck is this?
Al Pacino: Who is this?
The Marine: Who's this?
Al Pacino: My name is Richard Roma. How are you?
The Marine: Your name is what?!
Al Pacino: Richard Roma. [pause] Ricky Roma.
The Marine: Richard?
Al Pacino: Yes.
The Marine: Well, where are you from Richard?
Al Pacino: I have a problem! You just cost me $6000.
The Marine: [while Pacino says "$6000!"] Which problem? What's that?
Al Pacino: And one Cadillac.
The Marine: What...
[before the Marine could answer, Pacino interrupts]
Al Pacino: Did you hear what I said?
The Marine: A what?
Al Pacino: Did you hear what I said?
The Marine: No, I did not hear what you said.
Al Pacino: You just cost me $6000. $6000!
The Marine: I just cost you $6000?
Al Pacino: Yes, and one Cadillac.
The Marine: How do I cost you $6000?
Al Pacino: What are you gonna do about it? What you're hired for is to help us, does that seem clear to you?
The Marine: [while Pacino continues to rant] What am I going to do about it?
Al Pacino: What?
The Marine: Well, I can say something clear to you. I like fucking Iraq fucking for fucking war and shit, so you know what I'll do? I'm going to America shit your fucking ass, I really don't give a fuck.
Al Pacino: TO HELP US! NOT TO FUCK US UP! TO HELP MEN WHO ARE GOING OUT THERE TO TRY TO EARN A LIVING! YOU FAIRY!
[the marine says something, while Pacino continues to rant]
The Marine: ...your fucking dogma. It's my job!
Al Pacino: Asshole. [pause] TO HELP US! NOT TO FUCK US UP! [pause again] Does that seem clear to you?
The Marine: Wow, you guys are fucking... You need a life!
Al Pacino: FUCK YOU!
The Marine: For all this swearing, you're using a fucking computer type.
Al Pacino: What's the point? What's the fucking point in any case I gotta argue with you? [pause] Well answer me!
The Marine: You guys are retarded.
Al Pacino: Well answer me! [pause] What? Say the words!
The Marine: You're retarded! You're retarded! You're retarded! You're a fucking homo. You fuck out in the ass.
Al Pacino: No.
The Marine: Yes.
Al Pacino: No!
The Marine: [while Pacino says "You just cost me $6000"] I like those computer things by the way.
Al Pacino: What?
The Marine: You just cost me fucking like five of my buddies, so yeah.
Al Pacino: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. [pause] What time do you have? [pause again] Hey!
The Marine: Hey!
Al Pacino: Well answer me!
The Marine: Fuck!
Al Pacino: What time do you have?
[a static effect is heard]
Al Pacino: [continues] Asshole. Asshole.
The Marine: Douche bag!
Al Pacino: You fairy!
The Marine: Nut licker.
Al Pacino: Where did you learn your trade you stupid fucking cunt? You idiot! Fuck you! I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick your sucking on. You're going out! I don't give a shit!
The Marine: Alright, cool!
Al Pacino: Fuck you! How fucked up you are! [before the marine could say anything, Pacino continues talking] You wanna learn the first rule?
The Marine: [while Pacino rants] What's the first rule? Since you're talking funny about anything?
Al Pacino: Don't fuck with me, fella!
The Marine: OK, Alfalfa. Alright guy!
Al Pacino: Where were you last night?
The Marine: I was in Iraq. Where were you at last night?
Al Pacino: Ah, what a big man you are! Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it. Woo! [pause] What you're hired for is to help us that seem clear to you? TO HELP US! NOT TO FUCK US UP! TO HELP MEN WHO ARE GOING OUT THERE TO TRY TO EARN A LIVING! YOU FAIRY!
The Marine: Wow, you guys are retarded.
Al Pacino: No. Whoever told you that you could work with men? Asshole.
The Marine: Yeah? What's that?
Al Pacino: Well answer me! [pause] My name is Richard Roma.
The Marine: Cool.
Al Pacino: Yes.
The Marine: No!
Al Pacino: Yes, it is. Richard Roma. Ricky Roma.
The Marine: Ricky Roma.
Al Pacino: That's right!
[*end of call*]

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