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Angry Barber
Angrybarber
Depiction of Angry Barber on Realm of Darkness

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

Hair Barber, possibly a former Vietnam War participant. [1] [2]

Age

Unknown, possibly Late 60's to Early 70's

The Angry Barber was the victim of a prank delivery/pick-up call from a man posing as an order-taker for a Thai restaurant. The Barber becomes irate due to being repeatedly called and asked to come and pick up and pay for his (non-existent) order. He even expresses anti-[East] Asian sentiment (repeatedly shouting gook) in his anger as well as using an anti-black racial slur against him for added offense.

At one point, the Barber becomes so desperate to lose the caller that he has his colleague pretend that their Barber shop is actually a morgue. The colleague tries to tell off the caller to no avail, with the Angry Barber audibly denying his order in the background. At the end of this one call session, he raises his voice to call the caller a "gook".

In the next set of calls, the barber continues his racial slurs against the caller, repeating to him that he has the wrong phone number. as well as inviting the delivery person his barbershop so he can commit assault on them.

His usage of racial slurs and passive-aggressive death threats against the caller may be a hint at him being involved in the Vietnam War.

QuotesEdit

  • "Hey listen to me you cocksucker, 'you got the wrong, fucking, number...you understand that, you got the wrong fucking number!"
  • "You got the wrong, goddamn, number you understand that?"
  • " "Bangkok restaurant" (sarcastically), you FUCKING GOOK MOTHERFUCKER!"
  • "LOOK YOU GOOK MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CALL THIS NUMBER ONE MORE TIME, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR PLACE IS, BUT BE THERE-I'LL FIND IT AND RIP YOUR FUCKING NECK THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE!"
  • "You stinkin' fucking nigger motherfucking cocksucker, what-do-you what part of "I told you" don't you understand?!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Original call to The Angry Barber Realm of Darkness Angry Barber Original call. [3]
N/A Duncan Makes A Call While The Angry Barber, Life Coach And Officer Martin Want Pizza Brian79camino Various [4]
N/A The Student, Angry Mother And Son, AA Guy, And Angry Barber Brian79camino Various [5]
N/A Redneck Bitch, Life Coach, And ECL Call Some Places Brian79camino Various [6]
N/A Life Coach And Angry Barber Call Some Low-Lifes Brian79camino Various [7]
N/A The Gang Bothers A Company Part 1 Brian79camino Various [8]
July 5, 2009 Tag team prank call rampage + a new soundboard victim Elelisrael Male victim [9]
September 18, 2009 Grab bag o' pranks to scammers Part 4 Happypranksgiving Male victim [10]
June 11, 2010 Angry Barber, D&A Lady, And Toilet Lady Brian79camino Various [11]
September 9, 2010 Epic Crazy Lady & Angry Barber call a Telemarketer RealmOfDarknessPrank Male victim [12]
August 12, 2011 The Florist and The Angry Barber Call a Realtor Deathskull99 Male victim [13]
December 21, 2011 Telemarketer Revenge 35: You're calling the wrong number! Revolverocelot2501 Various [14]
January 12, 2012 Telemarketer Revenge 36: Strike back to the Indian Scammers (Part the Fifth) Revolverocelot2501 Various [15]
June 29, 2012 Crazy Old Lady Angry Barber & Mad Mopar Man Call About A Corvette For Sale Sir Cranksalot Male victim [16]
July 1, 2012 Mad Mopar Man & Angry Barber Team Up Against A Redneck Sir Cranksalot Male victim [17]
July 16, 2012 Confused Old Lady and Angry Barber Call A Southern Guy Sir Cranksalot Male victim [18]
August 6, 2012 The Angry Barber Attacks A Scammer Sir Cranksalot Male victim [19]
September 5, 2012 Telemaketer Revenge 55: Salting the Wounds Revolverocelot2501 Various [20]

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Original CallsEdit

Soundboard Prank CallsEdit

Epic Crazy Lady & Angry Barber call a Telemarketer

SoundboardEdit

Angry Barber Soundboard

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