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Angry Video Game Nerd
AVGN
James Rolfe

Category

Celebrity Soundboards

Occupation

Reviewer/Comedian

Age

33

Nationality

American

Residence

Philadelphia, PA

The Angry Video Game Nerd, also abbreviated as AVGN, is a character created by James Rolfe for an internet series that reviews bad and sometimes awful retro video games. His frequent use of clever insults and bizarre rants have been effective as a soundboard.

QuotesEdit

  • "I'd rather lick the shit skid off the inside of a toilet bowl."
  • "I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus."
  • "You're gonna get fucked up the asshole with a porcupine!"
  • "I've had more fun playing with dog turds."
  • "The enemies gang rape your ass!"
  • "GET YOUR ASS BACK BEHIND THE FUCKING COUCH!!"
  • "Did you really freeze a Super Nintendo?"
  • "I want some dinosaurs damn it!"
  • "That's kind of sexist."
  • "I'd rather lick the shit skid off the inside of a toilet bowl."
  • "You STILL don't own a SEGA CD?"
  • "What the fuck is your problem?"
  • "Willie Beemish."
  • "Fuckin' bitches."
  • "Cheap ass hoe."
  • "What a deal!"
  • "Gonorrhea. Giant metal dick with balls."
  • "I feel like I picked on a retard."
  • "You know what's bullshit?"
  • "What the fuck kind of advice is that?"
  • "What were they THINKING?"
  • "Go bunker yourself from all these, like, shitty games!"
  • "Jeez!"

Soundboard Prank CallsEdit

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