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Angry Video Game Nerd calls Gamestop
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

AntiVenom9808

Soundboard(s) used

Angry Video Game Nerd

Victim(s)

GameStop

Length

2:11

The Angry Video Game Nerd calls GameStop to complain about a game he purchased that he did not like.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1 (warmup)

[*phone rings*]
Male victim: KG Pawn Shop.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Hi. Do you sell vacuums?
Male victim: Uhh, yes we happen to have one.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Uh, I'm looking for a special kind of vacuum.
Male victim: M'kay...
Angry Video Game Nerd: It's shaped like a funnel sort of.
Male victim: Ohh..like a cyclone sorta deal?
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah!
Male victim: Yeah? Yeah, we don't have one.
Angry Video Game Nerd: You put in on the roof of your car.
Male victim: Put in on the roof of my car?
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah.
Male victim: Ok, nope we don't sell that.
Angry Video Game Nerd: You know, like while you're drivin'?
Male victim: Yeah?
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah.
Male victim: Never heard of it actually. Ok.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Huh.
Male victim: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]

Allen: GameStop. Allen speaking. How can I help you?
Angry Video Game Nerd: A game I purchased that was completely different from what I expected was Rambo for the NES.
Allen: I'm sorry, I can hardly hear you. The game you purchased was not what you expected?
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah. I saw him firing a machine gun on the package and it looked really cool so I bought it. When I got home I started to play the game. It was boring.
Allen: Ok.
Angry Video Game Nerd: All you do is walk around and fight with a knife. The only enemies I met were spiders, gorillas, bugs, etc.
Allen: Well if you want to bring the game back in and trade it back in for something else...
Angry Video Game Nerd: Whenever you die, you get a password but it makes no sense because no matter how far you got into the fucking game you START from the beginning with all the passwords!!
Allen: Ok.
Angry Video Game Nerd: What programmer decided to put a TIME LIMIT on the fucking password screen?!
Allen: I'm not sure. I'm not familiar with the game.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Ugh...it's so inconvenient. I've had more fun playing with dog turds. (pause) It sucks ass from a straw.
Allen: When did you purchase the game? Just the other day?
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah.
Allen: Well if you want to bring it back, and if you still have the receipt, I'll refund it for you.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Did you really freeze a Super Nintendo?
Allen: I'm sorry?
Angry Video Game Nerd: What were they thinking?! STAY AWAY FROM THIS HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT ENCRUSTED FUCK! I'D RATHER SUCK FARTS OUT OF A DOG'S ASS!!
Allen: Is there anything else I can help you with sir?
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah...Hi. Do you sell vacuums?
Allen: No I don't.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Uhh...
Allen: Is there anything else I can help you with sir? 'Cause, um, I have to serve a customer now.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah.
Allen: What? (aggravated)
Angry Video Game Nerd: Have you ever just walked through a wall and appeared in another room?
Allen: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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