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Another Cop calls Duncan
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

TheGoldenPhone2

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan

Victim(s)

Police

Length

4:34

Another Cop calls Duncan is a soundboard prank call made by TheGoldenPhone in July 2010.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Duncan: Hello.
Cop: Yes, this is the [censored] police department. With whom am I speaking with?
Duncan: Frank Garrett.
Cop: Who?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Cop: Zack Garrett?
Duncan: Yes.
Cop: Oh. Ok this is [censored] police department. The number that you keep calling, these people DO NOT know you. You're going to have to stop calling these people as far as this phone call. They will not contact you anymore. You're not to contact them anymore. Ok?
Duncan: You don't tell me what to do.
Cop: What?
Duncan: You don't tell me what to do.
Cop: I just did.
Duncan: [unintelligible]
Cop: Where do you live at?
Duncan: Livermore, California.
Cop: What?
Duncan: Yeah.
Cop: Ok.
Duncan: Livermore, California.
Cop: Well, what I'm gonna do is have this number traced ... ok? And I will be comin' to visit you.
Duncan: [unintelligible]
Cop: Huh?
Duncan: I don't give a shit.
Cop: Good. Ok, well I'm tellin' you again once more do not call this number again, ok?
Duncan: You don't tell me what to do.
Cop: I just did.
Duncan: Oh fuck you, you stupid cocksucker!
Cop: Ok. What address do you live at so I can come visit you?
Duncan: I'm not giving a fuckin' address. If you're smart enough to find my name, ya outta find my address.
Cop: Ok...your name is Zack what?
Duncan: Yes! Frank GARRETT.
Cop: How do you spell that la- Zack what?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Cop: FRANK Garrett?
Duncan: Yes!
Cop: Frank...
Duncan: Yeah.
Cop: ...Garrett? How do you spell that last name?
Duncan: I don't give a shit.
Cop: (talking to someone in the background) It's just an OLD man. (laughs) Messed up. (to Duncan) Alright, Frank Garrett?
Duncan: (sarcastically) Yeah?
Cop: Alright...alright...uh, what's your date of birth Mr. Garrett?
Duncan: Well, hell! You're just a baby, I'm seventy-two!
Cop: You're seventy-two years old? Whew...
Duncan: Yeah.
Cop: Alright, well ... well do you live here in Hot Springs, do you live in-
Duncan: Yeah.
Cop: -uh, Little Rock, or do you live in Denton, do you live in Alaska, where do you live at?
Duncan: That's what I said, yeah.
Cop: Sir?
Duncan: It's none of your fuckin' business.
Cop: Where do you live at?
Duncan: It's none of your goddamn business, you dumb son of a bitch! Can't you take a hint?
Cop: Ok ... so you don't know w-w-where you live at?
Duncan: No.
Cop: Ok, again I'm advising you not to call this number again, ok?
Duncan: You don't tell me what to do.
Cop: I, I just did. Ok? (pause) Mr. Garrett, don't call here anymore, ok?
Duncan: I'll bet your mama won't recognize ya when I get through with ya!
Cop: Sir...
Duncan: Did they turn you out of you fuckin' cage again or what??!
Cop: What did you say?
Duncan: Oh, you...stupid son of a bitch! Get ya....get a real life!
Cop: Alright, well don't call this number anymore.
Duncan: You don't tell me what to do.
Cop: ..[unintelligible]..how did you get, how did you get this number, Mr. Garrett?
Duncan: I don't know.
Cop: You don't know how you got it?
Duncan: No, sir.
Cop: You just, you just dialed randomly ... and just dialed a number?
Duncan: That's what I said, yeah.
Cop: Oh you just randomly dialed it and you got the number? How do you know the people that live here?
Duncan: I was just returnin' the call-
Cop: The person that lives here. You just dialed it out of the phone book or what?
Duncan: I'd sure like to know who you are.
Cop: Sir, I'm with the [censored] police department. You can come down and visit me if you want to.
Duncan: Why don't you come see me?
Cop: Sir?
Duncan: Why don't you, uh, come see me?
Cop: Ok, give me your address!
Duncan: No.
Cop: I'll come see ya' if you give me your address.
Duncan: It's none of your goddamn business. You couldn't [unintelligible] it anyway.
Cop: Sir!
Duncan: (annoyed) ...what?
Cop: Alright. Well, I'm advising you one last time, ok? Don't call this number anymore. Ok?
Duncan: Oh, fuck you!
Cop: Alright.
Duncan: Oh, you nigger-lickin' son of a bitch, you!
Cop: Ok...well don't call this number anymore, ok?
Duncan: Some stupid son of a bitch.
Cop: Alright. That's your favorite word? Don't call it no more, ok? I-I'll be seein' you...ok?
Duncan: Thank you and ... have a good day. Have a good day!
Cop: Thank you.
Duncan: Have a good day!
Cop: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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