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Arnold Schwarzenegger & Joe Pesci call The Epic Crazy Lady
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

CrankCallingYou

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Pesci

Victim(s)

Epic Crazy Lady

Length

2:09

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Joe Pesci call The Epic Crazy Lady is a soundboard prank call made by CrankCallingYou in 2008. In the second-ever call to the victim, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Pesci team up to harass Epic Crazy Lady, who makes some unforgettable threats towards the both of them.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Epic Crazy Lady: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good morning! How are you?
Epic Crazy Lady: Fine.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice to meet you.
Epic Crazy Lady: Huh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Now, I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Epic Crazy Lady: WHO do you think you are?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Epic Crazy Lady: [*hangs up*]
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot!

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Epic Crazy Lady: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please?
Epic Crazy Lady: I AM the woman of the house and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: C'mon, don't bullshit me.
Epic Crazy Lady: 'Cause that ain't none of your business or anybody else's! Good bye!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop whining!
Epic Crazy Lady: [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You psychopathic bitch.
Female victim: Thank you. I love bein' a BITCH.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: One of us is in ... deep trouble.
Female victim: Well, you don't call the house and say that. That's rude and inconsiderate and .. it's the damn milkman anyhow! Bye.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: STOP SHOUTING! I'm not deaf!
Female victim: [*hangs up*]


Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Epic Crazy Lady: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What's the matter?
Epic Crazy Lady: What do you mean, "what's the matter"?"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now!
Epic Crazy Lady: What?!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Well you must be very proud of yourself.
Epic Crazy Lady: I'll tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road! Bring yourself over here and I'll show ya what's the matter, okay?!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: STOP IT!
Epic Crazy Lady: 900 Collins Road!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop whining! Fuck you.
Epic Crazy Lady: Come and bring yourself and let me show you what's wrong!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Fuck you. (pause) Fuck you, asshole.
Epic Crazy Lady: Yeah right. That's why .. you ain't no man!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You psychopathic bitch.
Epic Crazy Lady: Because if you was a man you'd bring yourself and I'd show you WHO'S the man!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You idiot!
Epic Crazy Lady: I'm the man!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You idiot!
Epic Crazy Lady: Don't you call my house again! If you call my house again-
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You want to fuck with me?!
Epic Crazy Lady: -I'll have the phone company trace the, uh,-
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You're a FUCKING CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!
Epic Crazy Lady: NO! You don't call my house again or I'll have the phone company trace it!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop being such a pussy! You're damaged goods lady.
Epic Crazy Lady: And I'll have you ARRESTED for harassment! [*hangs up*]


Call #5 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Epic Crazy Lady: Hello?
Joe Pesci: Where the fuck you get off talkin' to people about me behind my back, goin' over my head?
Epic Crazy Lady: I don't know who you are, but I'll tell you what: I live at 900 Collins Road! Why don't you bring yourself over here?!
Joe Pesci: I'll be there in the morning, you can fuckin' try me, fatso! You fuckin' try me!
Epic Crazy Lady: Why don't you bring yourself over here, or don't you be callin' my number no more!!
Joe Pesci: GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD,YOU JEW MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ONLY EXIST OUT HERE 'CAUSE OF ME!
Epic Crazy Lady: 'Cause I have no idea who you are, and I will have the phone company...TRACE YOUR NUMBER DOWN AND I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!
Joe Pesci: You said I'm bringin' heat on you? I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're orderin' me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!
Epic Crazy Lady: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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