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Arnold Schwarzenegger Arrests an Escort
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Victim

Female victim, male victim (presumably her pimp)

Length

1:14

Arnold goes undercover as he tries to seduce an Escort. When she refuses he threatens to arrest her.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Yes, can I help you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hi. How are you?
Female victim: I'm doing great.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good. What's going on?
Female victim: Hi, umm .. not much. You called for company?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yesss.
Female victim: Ok, well you could leave your name, number. I can have a beautiful young lady sweetheart and she'll call you right back.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes!
Female victim: Ok? Eh, what's your name?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You want to fuck me?!
Female victim: (pause) Excuse me, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You want to fuck me?!
Female victim: I don't think so.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Why not? Let's do it.
Female victim: [*hangs up*]


Call #2 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer. This is an arrest. You're under arrest. (pause) I'm a cop, you idiot!
[*A man picks up the phone*] Male victim: Ok, let me explain something to the police officer. Ok? Yeah.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer. I'm Detective John Kimble!
Male victim: (talking to someone in background) This the right number around here.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: This is an arrest.
Male victim: (talking to someone in background) Yeah .. definately.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You're under arrest.
Male victim: (talking to someone in background) Ok, so just double trace it. Ok.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot! I've been working undercover for a long time. (pause) Hey, I'm a police officer!
Male victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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