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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls Domino's Pizza
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Victim(s)

Domino's Pizza

Length

1:30

Arnold calls Domino's Pizza and discovers that the employee who answers is more vulgar than he is.

TranscriptEdit



Recorded message: Thank you for choosing Domino's Pizza where we love ALL of our customers.
[*phone rings*]
Male victim: Domino's Pizza.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: How are you?
Male victim: Alright.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Now, I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions-
Male victim: Sure.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: -and I want them answered immediately.
Male victim: Ok. I get the message.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Male victim: Who are you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Male victim: Who?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Male victim: Go eat a dick!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a police officer.
Male victim: Ok.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop whining!
Male victim: Go eat a dick.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: STOP IT!
Male victim: Go eat a dick.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You idiot!
Male victim: Oy-oy!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You lack discipline!
Male victim: Oy-yoy, yoy, yoy!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: How are you?
Male victim: (in a deep voice) Alright.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot!
Male victim: I don't care.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy?
Male victim: (mimicking Arnold) Who is your daddy?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a police officer.
Male victim: I don't care. You .. pig!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You son-of-a-bitch!
Male victim: You pig! You pig!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You son-of-a-bitch!
Male victim: Go...go break some balls.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Well I hope you left enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!
Male victim: Ya, ya, ya!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: STOP IT!
Male victim: Go! Go bust some balls you fuckin' pig.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: First, I would just like to get to know you.
Male victim: (starts making incoherent noises on the phone)
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah.
Male victim: Go fuckin' .. eat a dick you fuckin' pig.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot!
Male victim: I don't give a fuck if you're a fuckin' cop. I'll fucking break both of your fuckin' legs you fucka'.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Male victim: Fuck John Kimble. [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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