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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Battered Women's Hotline
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Victim(s)

Female victim

Length

1:06

This is basic call where Arnold Schwarzenegger pisses off some angry operator within seconds.

TranscriptEdit



[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Murray Shelter. How may I help you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good morning.
Female victim: Good morning.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: How are you?
Female victim: I'm fine. How are you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes. Now, I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
Female victim: (pause) Ok. Who are you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Female victim: Excuse me?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Female victim: WHO are you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Female victim: You're who?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot!
Female victim: I don't care who you are. You don't- why do you wanna' know who, who my father is?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You lack discipline!
Female victim: ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot!
Female victim: Excuse me?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You lack discipline!
Female victim: I lack discipline?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah.
Female victim: Oh really?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes.
Female victim: Well a man like you ain't gonna' show me discipline, ok?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You son-of-a-bitch!
Female victim: Yeah? Your fuckin' mother too, bastard.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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