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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Damaged Goods Lady
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Arno-rob

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Victim(s)

Female victim

Length

0:34

Arnold trades insults with a redneck woman.

TranscriptEdit



[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hi. How are you?
Female victim: Who is this?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Good. Now, I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
Female victim: (louder) Who is this?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer. Who are you?
Female victim: I'm not gonna' tell you who I am! You tell me who you are!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What's your real name?
Female victim: I'm not tellin' you anything!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Female victim: Well I don't care WHO you are.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Female victim: [unintelligible]..your not gonna' get my name.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!
Female victim: Who?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop shouting! I'm not deaf! Now listen to me very carefully...you're damaged goods lady.
Female victim: Oh, you kiss my ass!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who are you?
Female victim: I'm not gonna' tell you who I am you stupid idiot!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Why not?
Female victim: 'Cause you stupid!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Give me your address there.
Female victim: Huh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Give me your address there.
Female victim: [unintelligible]
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now! Are you out of your mind?!
Female victim: I wanna' know why you wantin' to know for.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop being such a pussy!
Female victim: You kiss my ass!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Impersonating an officer, resisting arrest, fraud, reckless driving, and lying to the sheriff! C'mon, don't bullshit me.
Female victim: Well you don't bullshit ME!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What's your real name?
Female victim: I'm not telling you anything. I told you, YOU ASSHOLE!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop shouting! I'm not deaf!
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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