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Arnold Schwarzenegger Calls A Hotel
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Ba11sofGoku

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger,

Victim(s)

Hotel employee

Length

2:34

Arnold Schwarzenegger attempts to book a room but encounters a troublesome Hotel employee.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Hotel employee: Good evening and thank you for choosing (censored). My name is (censored). How can I assist you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes. I would like to have a room please.
Hotel employee: I'm sorry?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes. I would like to have a room please.
Hotel employee: You would like to have a room?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes.
Hotel employee: Would you like to be transferred to a room or are you looking to have a room for the evening?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Affirmitave.
Hotel employee: Wha-well what's the last name on the room you'd like to be transferred to?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Quaid.
Hotel employee: I'm sorry?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Quaid.
Hotel employee: I-I-I'm having a hard time understanding you, sir.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Douglas Quaid.
Hotel employee: (pause) I'm not finding that last name.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Don't fucking bullshit me. (pause) I don't really like you, alright? Fuck you.
Hotel employee: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Hotel employee: Good evening and thank you for choosing (censored). How can I assist you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Excuse me. I have a few more questions if you don't mind. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Hotel employee: (pause) Sir, is there a room I can transfer you to?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: No. (pause) What does he do?
Hotel employee: Ok, sir. Then you have a good day.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy?
Hotel employee: [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Hotel employee: Good afternoon. Thank you for choosing (censored). How may I assist you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Go .. and fuckin' kiss .. your mother's .. behind.
Hotel employee: Is there something I can assist you wth sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Go .. and kiss .. your mother's .. behind.
Hotel employee: [*hangs up*]


Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Hotel employee: [Unintelligible]. Can I help you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'd like to have a room please.
Hotel employee: Ok. When is this for?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: In approximately one hour.
Hotel employee: Ok...what type of room are you looking for? Smoking or non, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Affirmative.
Hotel employee: [*hangs up*]


Call #5 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Hotel employee: Can I help you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You son-of-a-bitch! Fuck you.
Hotel employee: This call is going to be TRACED. I'm, um, tracing it right now by calling the police.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Don't fucking bullshit me. No deal. No it is not true.
Hotel employee: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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