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Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Room Reservations
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

A. Reading

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Victim

Central Reservations

Length

2:30

Arnold Schwarzenegger calls for Room Reservations and changes his alias from John Kimble to Adam Gibson while on the call, annoying the phone rep in the process.

TranscriptEdit

Central Reservations Rep: Thank you for calling customer service, my name is (bleep). May I have your name, please?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: John Kimble!
Central Reservations Rep: And how can I help you today, Mr. Kimble? Hello, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes?
Central Reservations Rep: How can I help you today, Mr. Kimble?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You must be very proud of yourself. Jamie, please.
Central Reservations Rep: I'm sorry, sir. Could you repeat that again for me, please?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Jamie, please.
Central Reservations Rep: I'm sorry, sir, I don't actually...understand...what you're...trying to say, sir. How can I help you today, Mr. Kimble?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Wrong. I'm Adam Gibson.
Central Reservations Rep: Sorry, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Adam Gibson. How are you?
Central Reservations Rep: You're Adam Gibson, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes.
Central Reservations Rep: And how can I help you today, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What do you need us for? Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Central Reservations Rep: Yes, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes?
Central Reservations Rep: You actually have reached Central Reservations, sir. How can I help you today?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Central Reservations Rep: Yes, sir. Do you have a reservation with us, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: No.
Central Reservations Rep: How can I--
Arnold Schwarzenegger: (Interrupting) (exhausted) I need a vacation.
Central Reservations Rep: I'm sorry, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: (Exhausted) I need a vacation.
Central Reservations Rep: Um, I actually need a vacation as well, Mr. Gibson. And...is there anything...thatI can assist you with, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop whining!
Central Reservations Rep: I'm actually not whining, Mr. Gibson.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You idiot!
Central Reservations Rep: I'm sorry, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes. Chill out, dickwad.
Central Reservations Rep: Um, how can I help you today, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Come and get me.
Central Reservations Rep: I'm sorry, Mr. Gibson. If...is there anything else...you know, I can assist you with, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah.
Central Reservations Rep: What, Mr. Gibson? Tell me.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy, and what does he do? I want to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.
Central Reservations Rep: Who? I'm...sorry. Please rephrase your question, sir.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who is your daddy---?
Central Reservations Rep: (interrupts Arnold) Hello, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes? Do it now!
Central Reservations Rep: Is there anything else I can assist you---?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah. No deal!
Central Reservations Rep: Hello, sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes. Who are you?!
Central Reservations Rep: Okay, Mr. Gibson, do you have a reservation with (bleep), sir?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: No. I'm Detective John Kimble!
Central Reservations Rep: As of...as of the moment, Mr. Gibson, you're actually calling (bleep), sir.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yes.
Central Reservations Rep: How can I assist you, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: STOP IT!! I work alone. Stop whining!
Central Reservations Rep: Hello?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: STOP IT!!
Central Reservations Rep: I'm actually not whin---stop what, Mr. Gibson?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop whining!
Central Reservations Rep: Sir? I'm actually not whining, Mr. Gibson.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You expect me to believe you?
Central Reservations Rep: Okay, if there's nothing else you...
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What?!
Central Reservations Rep: ...would like me to do for you, Mr. Gibson, I actually have to release this call.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: No. Now listen to me very carefully. You son of a bitch!
[*End of call*]

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