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Bailbondsman, Jackass Plumber calls + New Yorker falls for prankdial AGAIN!
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Bubbacalling

Soundboard(s) used

Bail Bondsman, Jackass Plumber
Prankdial Cable Guy

Victim(s)

Charles
Various

Length

4:57

Bailbondsman, Jackass Plumber calls + New Yorker falls for prankdial AGAIN! is a soundboard prank call made by Bubbacalling on July 18, 2012. In this call, Rick does some karaoke and Jackass Plumber poses a very important question.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Charles: Hello.
Bail Bondsman: Hello?
Charles: Hello?
Bail Bondsman: Hey, you know what? I've got your phone number and I'm going to wring your fucking neck!
Charles: Hey! April Fool's Day to you too. Who is this?
Bail Bondsman: I'm sorry, this is whom?
Charles: Huh?
Bail Bondsman: And who is this?
Charles: (sighs) It's a fuckin' soundboard.
Bail Bondsman: I didn't call you, sir.
Charles: Who the hell is this?
Bail Bondsman: Waaoww!
Charles: Hello?
Bail Bondsman: We got along fine. Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking?
Charles: You bet your ass I am! I'm drinkin' a sweat tea from Micky D's.
Bail Bondsman: Why are you so mad at me?!
Charles: I'm not! I'm very happy. How are you?
Bail Bondsman: I know you're a better gentleman than this, sir.
Charles: Yeah, you guys almost got me with that one. (laughs)
Bail Bondsman: My name's Fred, I'm a bail bondsman! What, what's going on here?!
Charles: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Umm, hello?
Jackass Plumber: If a man and a woman... leave Arkansas... and they move to Texas... to get a divorce... are they still sister and brother? Hello?
Female victim: (annoyed) Hello? Who is this?
Jackass Plumber: Frank Garrett. What state do you live in?
Female victim: What are you doin' calling here?
Jackass Plumber: Yeah, you can't even say what state you live in.
Female victim: What?
Jackass Plumber: What state you guys in?
Female victim: Why?
Jackass Plumber: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What part of the woods do you live in?
Female victim: Screw you, asshole! Get off my damn telephone. [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Female victim #2: Chappell's Tires.
Jackass Plumber: If a man and a woman... or rather a husband and wife... leave... Arkansas... and they move to Texas... to get a divorce... are they still sister and brother?
Female victim #2: (giggles)
Jackass Plumber: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Female victim #2: (continues laughing) Yeah, they might be cousins also.
Jackass Plumber: HAHAHA!! Where ya from, man? What state?
Female victim #2: What?
Jackass Plumber: What state do you live in?
Female victim #2: Oh, Missouri!
Jackass Plumber: HAHAHA!!
Female victim #2: (laughs) It's not Arkansas.
Jackass Plumber: Blow me, bitch!
Female victim #2: What?!
Jackass Plumber: What are you? A retarded biatch?
Female victim #2: (laughs nervously) Wh-who is this?
Jackass Plumber: Frank Garrett.
Female victim #2: Oh. Hang on just a second.
[*A male employee takes the phone*]
Jackass Plumber: HAHAHA!!
Jeff: This is Jeff. May I help you?
Jackass Plumber: Hello?
Jeff: Yes?
Jackass Plumber: If a man and a woman... or rather a husband and wife... leave... Arkansas... and they move to Texas... to get a divorce... are they still sister and brother?
Jeff: As far as I know! The gene pool is pretty small down there.
Jackass Plumber: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What state do you live in?
Jeff: Missouri. This is Missouri.
Jackass Plumber: What city are you in?
Jeff: Springfield.
Jackass Plumber: Don't tell-
Jeff: It's in the southeast corner of the state.
Jackass Plumber: Give me the address!
Jeff: We're at 1505 East Chestnut Expressway in Springfield, Missouri.
Jackass Plumber: Ok. When you walk do you have a bit of a swish when you walk?
Jeff: Sir, I...I, I apologize but I got customers waitin' on me. Is there anything I can help you with as far as Chappell's Tires is concerned?
Jackass Plumber: Shut the fuck up and call someone else.
Jeff: [*hangs up*]


Call #4 (final)

[*phone rings*]
New Yorker: Hello...hello?
Prankdial Cable Guy: Hello?
New Yorker: Yes, hi.
Prankdial Cable Guy: Hi. My name is Matt. I'm calling from the cable company. Just confirming that a repairman will be over at your house between 4:00 and 12:00 tomorrow.
New Yorker: For what? I never called anybody.
Prankdial Cable Guy: Really? That's strange.
New Yorker: (groans) Yeah, really.
Prankdial Cable Guy: I have paperwork here scheduling a, um, service call. Let me see... (sounds of typing on a computer) ...sooo no one from your home called us?
New Yorker: No. W-what number do ya have?
Prankdial Cable Guy: Alright. It says here that someone wanted to install a family filter on your cable box. Does, does that ring a bell?
New Yorker: No.
Prankdial Cable Guy: This is so strange! I, I, I, I really apologize. Let me see here. Just a quick second... (sounds of typing on a computer) ...uh, looking at your activity, um...oh, oh my! Um, w-well um..this is a little bit awkward but, uh, someone has ordered some ... adult movies on your account.
New Yorker: (dismissive) No, not on my account.
Prankdial Cable Guy: Yeah, uh, I'm guessing it wasn't you?
New Yorker: It wasn't my son either.
Prankdial Cable Guy: Yeah, I..I don't want to get anyone in trouble but-
New Yorker: You're not getting anybody in trouble.
Prankdial Cable Guy: -it looks like about 8 movies were purchased in the past week at about $9 each.
New Yorker: W-where are you? Are you in the Bronx? You're in the Bronxville office?
Prankdial Cable Guy: (laughs to himself) ...Spanking Midgets 3.
New Yorker: Hey listen. You in the Bronxville office or .. oh, this is another bullshit call!
Prankdial Cable Guy: Hey, I'm really sorry about all this.
New Yorker: Yeah, I know you're not. This is BULLSHIT alright!
Prankdial Cable Guy: [Unintelligible]
New Yorker: You're not even from the cable company!
Prankdial Cable Guy: Listen, like I said I'm sorry. I'm just queuing it up here.
New Yorker: Alright? You're not even from the cable company, OK! Hey, this is BULLSHIT again.
Prankdial Cable Guy: If you like I can-
New Yorker: I'm getting these harassing calls again, right?!
Prankdial Cable Guy: [Unintelligible]..just please hold.
New Yorker: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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