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Bert the Desk Clerk
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Traditional Depiction of Bert

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Unknown

Residence

Florida

Age

mid to-late 20s

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

Bert the Desk Clerk (real name Bert Wallace) is a soundboard prank call victim discovered by Prank Hill in 2010 using a soundboard of his coworker Mitch (who worked as a front desk agent at the hotel where they both work).[1] 

BackgroundEdit

He was called back a year later with Mitch again, resulting in more quotes, but the soundboard for Bert was not created until 2012.[2]

Bert called his own workplace in 2012 several times, first calling himself one night, and days later calling his coworkers and his supervisor, Karen the Boss.[3]

As of April 19, 2013, Bert no longer works at the hotel.[1]

On June 25, 2013, prankster Officer Rivieri discovered Bert's Facebook, true likeness and White Pages entry and publicly released this information. Alas, Bert promptly blocked Skype calls.

Bert's soundboard works well in conjunction with the Kayla soundboard, who has a quote referencing Bert's presence ("Hang on, I'll put Bert on the phone").

QuotesEdit

  • "Thank you for calling the Best Western Aku Tiki. This is Bert."
  • "Rich! Heeeey..."
  • "Oh Mitch."
  • "Go ahead."
  • "I thought you, yeah I understand ya'. I thought you was my brother at first but .. go ahead Mitch."
  • "What's wrong?"
  • "Why are you saying this to me?"
  • "WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS TO ME??"
  • "Who are you talking to?"
  • "WHO are you talking to?"
  • "WHO are you?"
  • "Yeah? Who is you?"
  • "I don't understand!"
  • "I don't know what you're talking about!"
  • "What ARE you talking about?!"
  • "Mitch...are you drunk?"
  • "What is wrong? Why are you upset?"
  • "Put your husband on the line."
  • "LET ME talk to your husband. (pause) Put your husband on the phone. Is your husband at home?"
  • "May I speak to your husband Mitch? Is your, is your husband at home?"
  • "May I speak to him please?"
  • "Hello. Put your husband on the line!"
  • "Can you...can you put your husband on the line?"
  • "Put him on the line. I want to talk to him. Give him the telephone."
  • "Go on. Give your, give your husband the telephone."
  • "Hello? I'm here! I want to talk to your husband for a minute."
  • "Could you...could you put your husband on the line?"
  • "Your, your husband. I want to talk to him. Put him on the phone. Give him your phone .. so I can- I want you to give him the phone NOW."
  • "I, I want to talk to your husband now."
  • "Hello Mitch?"
  • "What's the problem Mitch?"
  • "No, I don't."
  • "Never heard of the name."
  • "Why are you speaking to me like this?"
  • "Sir, I don't know who you- well I know who you are 'cause you did, but I don't know who this person is and I ain't called nobody!"
  • "Hello. Are you on drugs?"
  • "Ok. Go back to sleep."
  • "Bye."

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2010 Mitch tells her co-worker how she really feels Oh FugYew Bert the Desk Clerk Original call. [1]
October 13, 2012 Introducing... Bert the Desk Clerk Prank Hill Female victim This was the debut of the victim's soundboard. [2]
October 13, 2012 Bert the Desk Clerk calls some sick oscars Prank Hill Various [4]
October 14, 2012 Bert the Desk Clerk calls some sick oscars: Part 2 Prank Hill Various [5]
October 31, 2012 Bert the Desk Clerk calls himself, his coworkers, & his boss Prank Hill Bert the Desk Clerk
Karen the Boss
[3]
November 2, 2012 Karen and Drunk Bert interrogate some employees and husbands Prank Hill Various [6]
November 2, 2012 Bert the Desk Clerk doesn't understand the free cruise Prank Hill Caribbean Cruise Line [7]
November 2, 2012 Driving the "free gift card" scammers crazy Prank Hill [8]
November 4, 2012 Bert the Desk Clerk calls Best Western CommunistPrankster Various [9]
November 5, 2012 Drunk Bert goes on a cruise (+ bonus: Karen calls Bert) Prank Hill Bert the Desk Clerk [10]
November 7, 2012 Karen and Bert are mentally ill Prank Hill Female victim [11]
November 7, 2012 Checking in on Bert the Desk Clerk Prank Hill Bert the Desk Clerk [12]
November 9, 2012 Drunk girls give a dude's number to Bert and Karen Nomadcowatbk Various [13]
November 9, 2012 Thank you for calling, this is Drunk Bert Prank Hill Various [14]
November 11, 2012 Karen and Bert take some people off the schedule Nomadcowatbk Various [15]
November 12, 2012 Karen calls the sorority house Nomadcowatbk Alpha Chi Omega [16]
November 16, 2012 Chris the Hacker calls Bert the Desk Clerk Prank Hill Bert the Desk Clerk [17]
November 28, 2012 Bert and his wife Mitch go out for drinks Various [18]
December 1, 2012 -incoming calls- Hookers call Karen and Bert (featuring Backdoor Slut) Backdoor Slut Prank Hill [19]
December 8, 2012 Karen the Boss calls Mini-Mitch (+bonus call to Bert the Desk Clerk) Prank Hill Mini-Mitch
Burt the Desk Clerk
[20]
December 12, 2012 HookerQuest Prank Hill [21]
December 16, 2012 Love is in Stilwell Grandma's air Pranktz Female victim [22]
December 19, 2012 Frank Garrett + Springfield Pervert + Bert the Desk Clerk + Motherlover Christmas Special Sir Cranksalot Female victim [23]
January 6, 2013 Kayla and Bert search for Mike Prank Hill Eldorado Reno Hotel [24]

ReferencesEdit

  1. 1.0 1.1 Mitch tells her co-worker how she really feel on YouTube
  2. 2.0 2.1 Introducing... Bert the Desk Clerk on YouTube
  3. 3.0 3.1 Bert the Desk Clerk calls himself, his coworkers, & his boss on YouTube
  4. Bert the Desk Clerk calls some sick oscars on YouTube
  5. Bert the Desk Clerk calls some sick oscars: Part 2 on YouTube
  6. Karen and Drunk Bert interrogate some employees and husbands on YouTube
  7. Bert the Desk Clerk doesn't understand the free cruise on YouTube
  8. Driving the "free gift card" scammers crazy on YouTube
  9. Bert the Desk Clerk calls Best Western on YouTube
  10. Drunk Bert goes on a cruise (+ bonus: Karen calls Bert) on YouTube
  11. Karen and Bert are mentally ill on YouTube
  12. Checking in on Bert the Desk Clerk on YouTube
  13. Drunk girls give a dude's number to Bert and Karen on YouTube
  14. Thank you for calling, this is Drunk Bert on YouTube
  15. Karen and Bert take some peope off the schedule on YouTube
  16. Karen calls the sorority house on YouTube
  17. Chris the Hacker calls Bert the Desk Clerk on YouTube
  18. Bert and his wife Mitch go out for drinks on YouTube
  19. -incoming calls- Hookers call Karen and Bert (featuring Backdoor Slut) on YouTube
  20. Karen the Boss calls Mini-Mitch (+bonus call to Bert the Desk Clerk) on YouTube
  21. HookerQuest on YouTube
  22. The Bail Bondsman Games | Love is in Stilwell Grandma's air on YouTube
  23. Frank Garrett + Springfield Pervert + Bert the Desk Clerk + Motherlover Christmas Special on YouTube
  24. Kayla and Bert search for Mike on YouTube

External linksEdit

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