|Best Western Bitch|
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
receptionist at Best Western hotel
unknown, probably early to mid 60's
The Best Western Bitch is a hotel receptionist, and allegedly the owner of the Best Western Aku Tiki where she works (along with her husband).
Mitch appeared on the scene in April 2010 when Tom the Pissed Off Roofer called her hotel several times (courtesy of Prank Hill, formerly known as OhFugYew). She was not a fan of his "filthy mouth" and instructed him to keep it to his "filthy self."
When Prank Hill called Mitch's own hotel with her soundboard, Bert the Desk Clerk answered and took verbal abuse from her for a while. Mitch called Bert a year later to give him another dose of the same verbal abuse.
Another year later, in 2012, Prank Hill released a soundboard of Bert the Desk Clerk, who in turn was used to call Bert's own supervisor, Karen the Boss. Mitch has also called her own daughter. In December 2012, Prank Hill called Mitch with a soundboard of Creepy Security Guard.
In early-2013, Mitch was called by employees of Caribbean Cruise Line. Several lines were procured during these conversations and later used in calls against the company.
- "You're a sick Oscar!"
- "When your mother gave birth to you, she made the worst mistake of her life!"
- "Ya know, you keep your filthy mouth to your filthy self! And use it on your mother! You understand me? Your mother would enjoy it better than I do!"
- "Honey...your mother loves you!"
- "And as much as she loves you, she wouldn't want you to do it to anybody else!"
- "Ya know, honey? Your mother enjoys it too much, you go do it to her!"
|April 2010||Tom the Pissed Off Roofer calls Best Western||OhFugYew|| Mitch|
Recording Guy / Recording Girl
|2010||Mitch tells her co-worker how she really feels||OhFugYew||Bert the Desk Clerk||Original call. Soundboard released in 2012.|||
|2011||The Mitch Recital||OhFugYew||Mini-Mitch||Original call.|||
|2011 or 2012||Creepy Security Guard calls Mitch||OhFugYew||Mitch||Original call.|||
|2012||Midge the Best Western Bitch calls her own hotel||Prank Hill||Bert the Desk Clerk|||
|N/A||Midge calls The Collection Agency||Realm of Darkness||The Collection Agency|||
|N/A||Giving away free cruises to Mitch and others||Prank Hill||Mitch|||
|N/A||Bert the Desk Clerk calls his boss Mitch||Prank Hill||Mitch|||
|N/A||Mitch calls her own daughter||Prank Hill||Mitch|||
|N/A||Mitch wins a free cruise||Prank Hill||Mitch|||
|December 25, 2012||Mitch calls Reservations||Mobiethian||Male victims|||
|January 17, 2013||Mitch Madness||Mobiethian||Various|||
|March 19, 2013||Hillbilly Wife Harassment||Mobiethian||Male victim|||
|May 8, 2013||The real Mitch and soundboard Mitch win free cruises||Prank Hill||Mitch|||
|June 7, 2013||Bert and his wife Mitch go out for drinks||Prank Hill||Mitch|||
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Original calls to Mitch on YouTube
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 Mitch tells her co-worker how she really feel on YouTube
- ↑  on YouTube
- ↑  on YouTube
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Mitch calls her own daughter on YouTube
- ↑ The Mitch Recital (re-upload) on YouTube
- ↑ Creepy Security Guard calls Mitch on YouTube
- ↑ Midge the Best Western Bitch calls her own hotel on YouTube
- ↑ Midge calls The Collection Agency on Realm of Darkness
- ↑ Giving away free cruises to Mitch and others on YouTube
- ↑ Bert the Desk Clerk calls his boss Mitch on YouTube
- ↑ Mitch wins a free cruise on YouTube
- ↑  on YouTube
- ↑ Mitch Madness on YouTube
- ↑ Hillbilly Wife Harassment on YouTube
- ↑ The real Mitch and soundboard Mitch win free cruises on YouTube
- ↑ Bert and his wife Mitch go out for drinks on YouTube