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Biff Tannen calls a Construction Company
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Gabe B.

Soundboard(s) used

Biff Tannen

Victim

Duncan

Length

3:57

Audio

Biff Tannen calls a Construction Company

In this call, Biff Tannen called Duncan Construction over and over again. As usual, Duncan was not amused and let him know in no uncertain terms. This call was the source of many of Frank Garrett's most famous lines, such as "Hello, asshole!" and "You son of a bitch, I thought you'd died!" and allowed for what was then, a very small Duncan soundboard to be significantly expanded. It was somewhat controversial at the time of its release, being one of the first calls to him not made by Xaozzz or W3baholic, but has since become more accepted.

Also, since it was released around the time of the 2008 Duncan Scare, the publicly available versions of it have the "Duncan" part of "Duncan Construction" edited out, making it sound as if Frank simply says "Construction" when he answers the phone.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Hello!
Duncan: (brief pause) Hello, you son of a bitch! They've let you out of your cage again, didn't they?
Biff: You caused $300 bucks damage to my car, you son of a bitch!
Duncan: You motherfucker, if I knew you, I'd really come hurt you.
Biff: Let's have it out...you and me...right now.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]
Biff: Butthead!

Call #2

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: I think you ain't nothin' but a gutless yella turd!
Duncan: Did your mama let you out of your cage again, goddammit?
Biff: You son of a bitch!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #3

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: I aim to shoot somebody today and I'd prefer it to be you! But you're just too damn yella!
Duncan: Oh! Go to hell, you son of a bitch! I've got you figured out.
Biff: You son of a bitch!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #4

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Hey Gramps!!! I told you two coats of wax on my car, not just one!!!! What the hell am I paying you for?!?!?!
Duncan: (while Biff is speaking) Oh, you stupid son of a bitch, I'm gettin' tired of you! [*hangs up*]

Call #5

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Hello!
Duncan: Ya know, if it wasn't for you and a bunch of goddamn computers, I wouldn't give shit to help you.
Biff: (laughs) Butthead!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #6

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: I thought I told you never to come in here!
Duncan: Stupid son of a bitch, you! I'm gonna get you one of these days and...break your goddamn neck!
Biff: (laughs)
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #7

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Hey butthead!!!
Duncan: Hello, asshole!
Biff: I'm gonna take it out of your ass!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #8

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Irish bug!
Duncan: What you gotta find out if I don't wa...wanna talk to you, motherfucker?!
Biff: You son of a bitch!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #9

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Duded-up, egg-suckin', gutter-trash!
Duncan: Oh, go to hell, ya son of a bitch!! [*hangs up*]
Biff: (laughs)

Call #10

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction. Oh...(apparently realizes this time that it's prank call)
Biff: Get the hell out of my car, old man!
Duncan: (while Biff is speaking) You're really on a trip from the insane asylum, aren't you? [*hangs up*]

Call #11

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Hey, McFly!
Duncan: What time they close the door down at the nuthouse? [*hangs up*]

Call #12

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Say "hi" to your mom for me.
Duncan: (says nothing)
Biff: Hey, I'm talkin' to you!
Duncan: (still says nothing)
Biff: Are you chicken?!
Duncan: (continues to say nothing)
Biff: That's it, isn't it? Nothing but a little chicken!
Duncan: What are ya doin', sittin' around watchin' the worms crawl out of your mama's pussy?! [*hangs up*]


Call #13

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: I can't believe...you loaned me your car, without telling me it had a blind spot! I could've been killed!
Duncan: They let you out of that...nuthouse again, you stupid motherfucker?
Biff: You son of a bitch!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #14

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Uh, do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your handwriting? I'll get fired!
Duncan: Ya know, you gotta be the stupidest son of a bitch I ever met!
Biff: Hey! That's bullshit!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #15

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: You gutless yellow pie-slinger!
Duncan: (brief pause) Get in hell, buddy! You about a dumb bastard, anyway!
Biff: (laughs)
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #16

[*Phone Rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Biff: Manure!! I hate manure!!!
Duncan: You son of a bitch, I thought you'd died!
Biff: NO.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #17 (final)

[*Phone Rings*]
Recording: We're sorry. The number you have reached is not accepting calls at this time.
Biff: I hate it! [*hangs up*]

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