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Billy Mays calls Harlem Barber
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

DragonSanPrankCalls

Soundboard(s) used

Billy Mays

Victim

Harlem Barber

Length

0:44

Billy Mays calls to try and sell a product to the Harlem Barber from beyond the grave.

TranscriptEdit



Harlem Barber: Barbershop.
Billy Mays: Hi. Billy Mays here. Hiya doin'?
Harlem Barber: I'm doing ok, you piece of shit.  How the fuck are you?
Billy Mays: You shittin' me?
Harlem Barber: No, I'm not shittin' you!  You shit yourself, ya' faggot!  Look at your pampers, bitch!  You keep callin' here-
Billy Mays: I'M GONNA' RUN OVER MY HAND WITH THIS 6,000 LBS. CAR!
Harlem Barber: Well, fuck that!  Open your mouth and let me drown you with this 6,000 tons of cum. Bitch. (pause) Man, you's a bitch.
Billy Mays: DOES THE CONSTANT POUNDING CAUSE YOUR ANKLES, KNEES, AND BACK TO ACHE?
Harlem Barber: You's a bitch. You AND your recordings. Both ya'll's a bitch.
Billy Mays: WHY AM I SMASHING MY HAND WITH THIS HAMMER?
Harlem Barber: Yeah, you and your recordings is a bitch.  Shut up, bitch! (pause) Now I'm, I'm gonna' leave my phone on [unintelligible].
Billy Mays: I'M GONNA' RUN OVER MY HAND WITH THIS 6,000 LBS. CAR!
Harlem Barber: We're NOT answerin' no more tonight, bitch!  We usin' CELL PHONES. Bitch!  [*hangs up*]


[End of call]

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