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Billy Mays calls a woman
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Soundboard(s) used

Billy Mays

Victim

A woman

Length

1:21

In this prank call, Billy Mays calls a woman to sell her OxiClean. After she politely refuses and hangs up, Mays calls back again and again, until she threatens to call the police and have the call traced.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Phone rings

Girl: Hello?

Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here for OxiClean the stain specialist.

Girl: Hi, I'm not interested.

Billy Mays: (interrupting) Powered by the air you breathe, activated, by the water that you and I drink.

Girl: I'm sorry, I'm not interested, thank you.

Billy Mays: (interrupting again) It's mother nature approved, then it's safe on your colored fabrics.

Girl: Sir, I'm not interested, thank you.

Billy Mays: It cleans, it brightens, it eliminates odors, *Girl hangs up*


Call #2

Phone rings

Girl: Hello?

Billy Mays: The stain specialist.

Girl: Sir, I said I'm not interested, okay? I'm not f****n interested, okay?

Billy Mays: (interrupting again): Make a paste make it 10 times as powerful.

Girl: I'm not interested, don't f****n call me anymore, okay?

Billy Mays: (still interrupting) If you use bleach, *Girl hangs up*


Call #3

Phone rings

Girl: Hello?

Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here for OxiClean the stain specialist.

Girl: (interrupting) Stop f****n calling me there are people sleeping in my house!

Billy Mays: When your laundry detergent just isn't enough...supercharge it with OxiClean!

Girl: (interrupting again) I'm not interested! What the f**k is wrong with you?! *hangs up*


Call #4

Phone rings

Girl: Stop calling me!

Billy Mays: The stain specialist. *Girl hangs up*


Call #5

Phone rings

Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here for OxiClean the stain specialist.

Girl: (interrupting again): Okay if you call me one more time I'm calling the f****n police, okay? This is harassment, I told you I'm not interested.

Billy Mays: (interrupting back): The stain specialist. The sta, the sta, the stain specialist. The stain specialist.

Girl: What the f**k is wrong with you? *Girl hangs up*


Call #6

Phone rings

Girl: Hello?

Billy Mays: The stain specialist.

Girl: I've called the cops and, you know what, this call is being traced.

Billy Mays: The stain specialist.

Girl: Okay this call is being traced. *Girl hangs up*


Call #7

Phone rings

Billy Mays: The stain specialist.

Girl: You're, you know what, you're goin-

Billy Mays: The stain specialist. *Girl hangs up*


Call #8

Phone rings

Billy Mays: The stain specialist.

Girl: (Interrupting) F****ng a*****e ****** *Girl hangs up*


Call #9

Phone rings

Billy Mays: The stain specialist.

Girl: (interrupting again) I'm going to disconnect my phone and you know what pal, I'm going to see you in-.

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