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Birmingham Redneck
Birmingham
Traditional depiction of the Birmingham Redneck

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

Employee at Downtown Adult Books.

Name

Unknown, but may possibly be Clint, he is apparently known as "Bowser" by fellow employees

Age

Early to mid 30's

Nationality

American

Residence

Birmingham, Alabama

The Birmingham Redneck, is a worker at Downtown Adult Books in Birmingham, Alabama. Originally discoverd by Flazz684 of a joint call by the New York City Cunt and "her cousin", the Colossal Racist Bitch.[1] He became angrier as the call progressed, and by the end had thoroughly snapped. He was later rediscovered by fellow prankster daeHkiD and called by a soundboard of Frank Garrett[2] and himself[3]with similar results. He was also called in June 2012 by Chris from Completely Clean and revealed that he has contacted the phone company about receiving calls from "all over the United States"[4]. However, it would appear he continues to believe it is a problem with the phone lines rather than individuals making prank calls.

It has become apperant that The Birmingham Redneck now knows about Skype's default outbound call number and no longer answers to it, knowing that he will likely be cursed at, however it is unknown whether he knows about the prank calling community or not.

CharacteristicsEdit

The Birmingham Redneck speaks with a very distinct Southern accent and always answers the phone by saying, "Five-five-two-five," in reference to the last four digits of the phone number for Downtown Adult Books.  He apparently is under the impression that the profane phone calls he is receiving are due to crossed lines with the phone company, and attempts to convince the other party of this. Failing this, however, he becomes incredibly irate and uses great deals of profanity and sexual references - fitting in well with his employment at an adult bookstore. Despite hailing from the South, the Birmingham Redneck does not seem to be racist, however, as, despite being provoked to do so by the Colossal Racist Bitch, he didn't use the word "nigger".

Although the Birmingham Redneck usually replies to insults and abuse in kind and with copious use of profanity, he may also be violent and attempt to incite fights. On numerous occasions, he invites the callers to come visit him at Downtown Books. He also informs Duncan that he wouldn't "make out of my parking lot alive."

Possible Family Member on YouTube?Edit

In October 2012, a YouTube user calling herself i3is3babybear3 surfaced, claiming that the Birmingham Redneck was her uncle Clint, responding to a video with the following comment:


I'm gonna be straight and honest.... That's (no joke) my uncle clint! God I love him :) gotta love my ill-tempered family!!!!



While seeming to be amused initially, she later apparently changed her mind after discovering the extent of the prank calls. She has since posted several irate replies to some of the various videos featuring calls made to him, as well as those made with soundboards of his voice, calling them "annoying" and demanding that they stop. A typical example being:


Ok at first it was funny hearing my uncle getting pissed off over prank calls but now I'm tired of these videos so quit calling him!!! Or ILL beat your ass bitch bc I'm from Birmingham Alabama!!!



It is unknown at this time if she is really related to the Birmingham Redneck or merely a troll looking for attention. A troll is likely, since she very well could just inform "her uncle" of the prank calling community, which evidently hasn't happened since the BR still appears to think that a problem with the phone lines crossing is present. However, even if she is for real, it is unlikely that the calls will stop.

QuotesEdit

  • "Five-five-two-five."
  • "Well, excuse me bitch, but I haven't called you!"
  • "Downtown Books, can we help you?"
  • "Hey, hey bitch! Who do you think you're callin'?!"
  • "Hey! I'm as white as the motherfuckin', goddamn sheet that your fuckin' whore ass lays on."
  • "Hey! You are a fuckin' cunt, and you probably got a dick in your mouth now, so quit callin' me!"
  • "You stupid-assed cunt!"
  • "Well, you quit callin' me, dick, 'cause you are a dick!"
  • "You quit callin' me. You're just callin' 'cause you want a dick in your mouth. That's your fuckin' whole problem!"
  • "Oh, you're about a dumb bitch; you can't even fuckin' talk right, you stupid motherfucker. Where're you from?"
  • "Well, hey! You the one who called me, bitch, don't fuckin' call me!"
  • "You come down here and run your fuckin' mouth!"
  • "Well...you're a fuckin' stupid-ass bitch, 'cause you can't get your shit straight!"
  • "Ain't nobody called you, ya stupid-ass bitch!"
  • "Ain't nobody fuckin' called you from this number, stupid-ass!"
  • "I'm in fuckin' Birmingham! I don't know who the fuck you think you're callin'!"
  • "Birmingham, Alabama!"
  • "I'm in Birmingham, bastard."
  • "Fuck you, bitch!"
  • "Look, lady; I don't know who you think yer callin', but you better check yer phone lines, 'cause ain't nobody from this number called you."
  • "I done told whoever I talked to while ago, that ain't nobody from this phone called yer ass."
  • "So don't call me cussin' me, lady."
  • "Won't you call your phone company and get that crap straightened out? 'Cause you're not callin' nobody, and I'm not callin' you."
  • "You call every damn night, you bastard!"
  • "Damn, act like you got a little common sense and call your phone company and tell them to get your damn line fixed 'cause you're an idiot!"
  • "I'm here for the next twelve hours, motherfucker, at Downtown Books. Come right on down here!"
  • "Bring your ass down here instead of callin' and runnin' your damn mouth!"
  • "Just bring your ass down here whenever; you get good and fuckin' ready."
  • "Bring your ass right on down here! I'm, uh, I'll be here all fuckin' day!"
  • "Do whaaaaat, you fuckin' asshole?!?!"
  • "Hey, you...you sick ol' son of a bitch, come right on down here and try that!! I bet you don't make it out of my parkin' lot alive!!!!
  • "Birmingham, ALABAMA!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
October 16, 2011 NYC Cunt and her cousin visit a Birmingham Redneck Flazz684 Birmingham Redneck Original call. [1]
November 9, 2011 Birmingham Redneck makes some calls daehkiD Various Victims [5]
December 4, 2011 Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck call Kentucky Fuck daeHkiD Kentucky Fuck [6]
December 9, 2011 December Targets - California and Mississippi +Bonus Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck CootPrankCalls Male victim [7]
December 9, 2011 Birmingham Redneck calls Strip Club SEECO1000 [8]
December 20, 2011 Birmingham Redneck is sick of people calling him! 87MONOLITH Various [9]
January 12, 2012 Telemarketer Revenge 36: Strike back to the Indian Scammers (Part the Fifth) Revolverocelot2501 Indian Scammers [10]
January 12, 2012 Frank antagonizes Birmingham Redneck + A Jesus Lady Whoruandwherdyoulive Birmingham Redneck [2]
January 22, 2012 The Birmingham Redneck Calls himself Fortunecookiesucks Birmingham Redneck [3]
February 14, 2012 Satanic Racist calls Birmingham Redneck's Workplace CommandoRunningMan Male victim Call was made to Downtown Books. [11]
April 18, 2012 Birmingham Redneck Belligerence Mobiethian Various [12]
May 8, 2012 Birmingham Redneck visits some downtown bookstores Quitspazzin Various [13]
May 9, 2012 Birmingham redneck and his hoes visit Joey the spazz down in ANDERSON Quitspazzin Male victim [14]
May 29, 2012 The Birmingham Redneck Gets Conferenced Called Fortunecookiesucks Birmingham Redneck; Waffle House Employee [15]
June 3, 2012 Chris from Completely Clean calls the Birmingham Redneck CommandoRunningMan Birmingham Redneck [16]
June 4, 2012 King Yum calls the Birmingham Redneck CommandoRunningMan Birmingham Redneck [17]
June 5, 2012 NYC Cunt and BM Redneck want on the FUCKIN' NO CALL LIST!!!! Quitspazzin Various [18]
June 13, 2012 Birmingham Redneck calls Collections Mobiethian Various [19]
June 26, 2012 Birmingham Redneck, NYC Cunt, ABG and Deputy Martin call some crack whores Quitspazzin Female victims [20]
July 4, 2012 Birmingham Redneck calls some Dildo daeHkiD22 Male victim [21]
September 11, 2012 Birmingham redneck pisses off some hillbilly mechanics Quitspazzin Hillbilly Mechanics [22]
September 14, 2012 Birmingham Redneck calls Perfect Asshole daeHkiD Perfect Asshole [23]
October 5, 2012 Prank Call Spree 17 Mobiethian Female victim [24]
October 10, 2012 BirmingKKKlan Redneck calls some Cleveland Thug Niggaz daeHkiD Male victims [25]
October 12, 2012 Internet Telemarketer Terror 3 Mobiethian Male victim [26]
October 14, 2012 Birmingham Redneck and Yankee Tough guy find a fake Southern white trash girl at a payphone Nomadcowatbk Female victim [27]
October 19, 2012 Birmingham Redneck and Family dial wrong numbers Quitspazzin Various [28]
October 24, 2012 Birmingham Redneck Belligerence 3 Mobiethian Various [29]
November 6, 2012 Confused Old Lady Conundrum Mobiethian Male victim [30]
November 7, 2012 Birmingham Redneck Calls Pizza Hut HACKIEWACKO Male victim [31]
November 30, 2012 Prank Call Spree 21 Mobiethian Female victim [32]
Bailbondsh calls Birmingham Redneck [33]
Calls to Birmingham Redneck and Reeeeechard [34]
Chris from Completely Clean revisits Birmingham Redneck's workplace [35]
cougar joan seeks novelties (call to birmingham redneck) Dialtone Disasters [36]
cougar joan continues her quest for novelties (call to birmingham redneck) Dialtone Disasters [37]
kyra seeks bdsm equipment (call to birmingham redneck) Dialtone Disasters [38]

References Edit

  1. 1.0 1.1 NYC Cunt and her cousin visit a Birmingham Redneck
  2. 2.0 2.1 Frank antagonizes Birmingham Redneck + A Jesus Lady
  3. 3.0 3.1 The Birmingham Redneck calls Himself
  4. Chris from Completely Clean calls the Birmingham Redneck
  5. Birmingham Redneck Makes Some Calls on YouTube
  6. Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck call Kentucky Fuck on YouTube
  7. December Targets - California and Mississippi +Bonus Perfect Asshole and Birmingham Redneck on YouTube
  8. Birmingham Redneck calls Strip Club on YouTube
  9. Birmingham Redneck is sick of people calling him! on YouTube
  10. Telemarketer Revenge 36: Strike back to the Indian Scammers (Part the Fifth) on YouTube
  11. Satanic racist calls birmingham rednecks workplace on YouTube
  12. Birmingham Redneck Belligerence on YouTube
  13. Birmingham Redneck visits some downtown bookstores on YouTube
  14. Birmingham redneck and his hoes visit Joey the spazz down in ANDERSON on YouTube
  15. The Birmingham Redneck Gets Conferenced Called on YouTube
  16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPDTX5Wps2k
  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYopIUSviI
  18. NYC Cunt and BM Redneck want on the FUCKIN' NO CALL LIST!!!! on YouTube
  19. Birmingham Redneck calls Collections on YouTube
  20. Birmingham Redneck, NYC Cunt, ABG and Deputy Martin call some crack whores on YouTube
  21. Birmingham Redneck calls some Dildo on YouTube
  22. Birmingham redneck pisses off some hillbilly mechanics on YouTube
  23. Birmingham Redneck calls Perfect Asshole on YouTube
  24. Prank Call Spree 17 on YouTube
  25. BirmingKKKlan Redneck calls some Cleveland Thug Niggaz on YouTube
  26. Internet Telemarketer Terror 3 on YouTube
  27. Birmingham Redneck and Yankee Tough guy find a fake Southern white trash girl at a payphone on YouTube
  28. Birmingham redneck and family dial wrong numbers on YouTube
  29. Birmingham Redneck Belligerence 3 on YouTube
  30. Confused Old Lady Conundrum on YouTube
  31. Birmingham Redneck Calls Pizza Hut on YouTube
  32. Prank Call Spree 21 on YouTube
  33. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU35FFuyVu8
  34. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwiBWi672Zs
  35. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAkKaXITn2Y
  36. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmuLETFSrG0
  37. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TpYVgKrTqs
  38. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC8e2hYc2Q0

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