Black Jesus Woman
Depiction of Black Jesus Woman


Prank Call Victim


Collection agency employee



early to-mid 40s





Black Jesus Woman is a prank call victim who was discovered by Hacker536 in January 2010. She is one of several female employees who spoke to Duncan during his calls to an unnamed collection agency. She was mostly amused by Duncan's "colorful language" and played along with the prankster for most of the call.[1]

She is depicted by a photo of Inspirational author and self-help guru, Iyanla Vanzant.


  • "How may I help you?"
  • "I'm fine. Who would you like to speak with please?"
  • "No sir. W-who left you a message?"
  • "You have the operator. Who called you sir?"
  • "Talk to your mother sir."
  • "Talk to your mother sir." (obnoxious laughter)
  • "(laughing) I am laughing and I am joyus .. and you're all upset and you're cursing. So who got out of the cage tonight? Whose been locked up and locked down in the [unintelligible]?"
  • "I am a happy, BEAUTIFUL, black woman. You're pitiful, miserable, and old and wrinkled. So goodbye!" (laughter)
  • "If you call this number one more time with that I'm gonna have the FBI to cut that phone off. Do you understand [unintelligible]?"
  • "You have a blessed day."
  • "I tell you what. You tell em' to come on because I'm enjoyin' ... I am enjoying in watching MICHAEL JACKSON while I record YOU. So you tell them to come right on." (in response to Duncan telling her she'd be "getting a vist from the FBI")
  • "Thank you. You have yourself a BLESSED day. Old wrinkled man. Bye-bye."

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
January 23, 2010 Duncan calls The Collection Agency for the 4th time Hacker536 Black Jesus Woman Original call. [1]


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