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Blue Iris
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Blue Iris

Name

Ellen Niemer Pinsky

Category

Celebrity Soundboards

Occupation

Radio personality, porn actress

Age

62 (deceased)

Cause of Death

Heart attack

Nationality

American

Residence

Burbank, California

Blue Iris (real name: Ellen Niemer Pinsky) (1947 - April 22, 2009) was a "granny porn" actress, a popular member of the Wack Pack on Howard Stern's radio show and guest-host of the Howard 100 program Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez. Her first Stern Show appearance occurred on February 4, 2004, but was not until Stern's show went to Sirius Satellite Radio in 2006 that Iris finally gained Wack Packer status.[1]

Her profile on Stern's website describes her thusly:

"A toothless (well not completely, she does have dentures), pot-smoking, husky-voiced porn star well into her later years. Blue loves to call from the hospital, where her near-constant health issues have proved to be great fodder for the show."[2]

Prank Calls Edit

Unsurprisingly, more than one soundboard made from clips of her appearances on Stern has surfaced on the internet. They contain many highly obscene and sexually perverted quotes, many of which are on par with, and in some cases even exceed, those of the Springfield Pervert and Chris Hansen. In spite of this, her soundboards are not nearly as popular among pranksters, but have nontheless found use in more than a few prank calls, including at least two to Frank "Duncan" Garrett.[3][4]

Health Problems and DeathEdit

Blue Iris suffered from multiple, life-long health problems, all of which reportedly stemmed from being forced to undergo electroshock therapy when she was in her 20s.

On January 30, 2007 "Howard 100 News" (on Howard Stern Sirius channel 100) reported that Iris was hospitalized after suffering a stroke. On January 31, 2007 she called Stern's show, stating that she was experiencing weakness on her left side, as well as impaired verbal and math skills. In 2008 she had a 7 pound tumor removed from one of her ovaries.[1]

The beginning of the end finally came on April 19, 2009, when she suffered a massive heart attack and was hospitalized on life support. Given very little chance of recovery, due to minimal brain activity, she was taken off of life support on April 22 and never regained consciousness. Iris died a short time later. .[5]

QuotesEdit

  • "Are you stroking your cock?"
  • "Can I chew lightly on your wang?"
  • "Can I put my finger in your ass?"
  • "I love a black cock."
  • "I love the taste of...ball juice."
  • "I need to be fucked hard!"
  • "I think I'm gonna cum!"
  • "I want to lick...your ass-pie."
  • "I want you to fuck me."
  • "I'm getting myself hot!"
  • "Lick my brown hole."
  • "Pull out your testicles."
  • "Take your hands and...grab your scrotum."
  • "This is better than rejuvenation"
  • "Underneath your scrotum is a hard little spot...and if you push on it and rub it, it will get you really hard."
  • "What size penis do you have?"
  • "Would you like to smoke a little weed?"
  • "You sound so youthful...and ready to fuck."

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