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Blue Iris calls a Redneck Woman
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Realm of Darkness

Soundboard(s) used

Blue Iris

Victim(s)

Female victim

Length

1:31

Blue Iris calls a Redneck Woman and makes one of the most perverted soundboard prank calls ever.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Blue Iris: Hi!
Female victim: Hey.
Blue Iris: How are you?
Female victim: Fine. How're you?
Blue Iris: I'm wearing a negligee.
Female victim: Huh?
Blue Iris: I've soaked through my Depends.
Female victim: What?
Blue Iris: Mmm, yeah.
Female victim: Who are you?
Blue Iris: I'm Blue Iris. Am I making you hot?
Female victim: What?!
Blue Iris: I love a black cock.
Female victim: You go to hell you son-of-a-bitch! [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Blue Iris: I'm massaging my breasts.
Female victim: Wha..?
Blue Iris: Why don't you fuck me?
Female victim: I'll fuck you with a shotgun!
Blue Iris: Wow! This is making me so hot!
Female victim: And blow you so God-damned far the bluebirds will be feedin' on your ass before you get back to Earth! (slight pause) You son-of-a-bitch! And don't you call my God-damned number no more!
Blue Iris: Oh my God!
Female victim: Yeah, that's right! [*hangs up*]


Call #3 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Blue Iris: Can I put my finger in your ass?
Female victim: Can I put a .38 in YOUR ass you son-of-a-bitch!?
Blue Iris: Mmm, yeah.
Female victim: You need this God-damned rifle unloaded in ye'. You wouldn't call nobody and talk like that you nasty-mouthed son-of-a-bitch!
Blue Iris: Are you stroking your cock?
Female victim: No, I'm gonna' stroke YOURS! I'm gonna take you down to the creek an' chop your God-damned head off with my machete, an' throw you in the creek you son-of-a-bitch, and [unintelligible]..headed your damned dying ass! You nasty-mouthed, old, ugly, ignorant thing!
Blue Iris: Can I suck on your tits?
Female victim: I'd empty this God-damned .22 in you and you'd be a pretty lookin' son-of-a-bitch. Look like a pin cushion!
Blue Iris: Ohh...oh God...
Female victim: Oh you crazy son-of-a-bitch! Nasty-mouthed bastard. [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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