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Bob Chandler
Chrischansdad
Actual photo of the Internet Lumberjack himself
First appearance Prank Call Chandler Saga: Part 1 of 3
Last appearance Prank Call Chandler Saga: Part 3 of 3
Discovered by SnakeSnakeProduction
Years active 2009-2011 (3 years)
Information
Born Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler, Jr.
(1927-09-04)September 4, 1927
Fort Worth, Texas, U.S.
Died September 6, 2011(2011-09-06) (aged 84)
Charlottesville, Virginia
Nickname(s) Internet Lumberjack
Occupation Retired engineer for General Electric
Spouse(s) Barbara Chandler (née Weston) (m. 1980 - 2011)
Patricia Chandler (divorced)
Children 2 sons, 1 daughter, 1 stepson
Relatives Chris-chan (son)
Address 14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, Virginia
Religion Protestantism
Nationality American
Ethnicity European; Cherokee ancestry
Category Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Bob Chandler, also known as the Internet Lumberjack, was the father of the infamous internet personality Chris-chan. Since Bob answered the phone at his house to protect his autistic man-child son from the near-continuous onslaught of internet trolls, he was the subject of many prank calls, both with and without soundboards. He was even called at least once by a soundboard of his own son and one of himself, both of which he failed to recognize.[1][2]

BackgroundEdit

Bob's nickname of the "Internet Lumberjack" came from an incident on the night of February 14, 2009 (which was caught on audio) in which he was manipulated by a troll named Bryan Bash (via phone) into embarrassingly walking in on Chris while the latter was masturbating on webcam. Horrified and disgusted at the sight, he ordered his son off of the computer in a rare display of parental authority and said he was going to "cut the internet down".

His widow Barbara is known to many internet trolls and prank callers alike as "Snorlax" due to her substantial weight, diet of junk food and the fact that she spends most of her time sleeping, much like her Pokémon namesake. Prior to Bob's death, she only occasionally answered the phone at the Chandler household, but since being widowed, has taken over the job of shielding her manchild from would-be tormentors. Delusionally believing that Chris can do no wrong, she is known to be very hostile towards anyone who accuses him of wrongdoing, to the point that she even physically assaulted a police officer who was arresting her son after a hit-and-run incident on 28 October 2011.

Prank Call HistoryEdit

Life Edit

Bob Chandler was born in Fort Worth, Texas, on September 4, 1927. His parents were the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and his wife, Jean Holloman Chandler. He was raised in Alabama, and later moved to Virginia. In addition to Chris and his wife Barbara, his family also included an ex-wife named Patricia, and a son and daughter, Dr. David Alan Chandler and Carol Suzanne Chandler, respectively, as well as an estranged stepson through Barbara, film critic Cole Smithey.

He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering and served in the United States Army Signal Corps in Seoul, South Korea during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an engineer with steels, plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines and it is claimed that without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.

He also, by his own admission, had links to the Ku Klux Klan (and when asked, intimated that he is/was a member himself) and during one call with trolls, claimed to have participated in multiple cross-burnings.

Bob passed away at the age of 84 on the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU in Charlottesville, VA surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff. The cause of death is reported to have been congestive heart failure. He was well known as a lover of fast-food and, as revealed during surveillance of the Chandlers by some of the more determined trolls, ate breakfast at the Ruckersville Burger King every morning. Sadly, this diet of greasy food may have ultimately lead to his demise (or at least greatly contributed to it).

Dr. Perron calls Rocky ShoemakerEdit

A December 2011 phone conversation with an acquaintance of Chris-chan by MistahBlonde2, posing as a court-appointed psychiatrist named "Dr. Perron", has revealed that the Chandlers' home has massive pest control problems. According to this same call, Bob was originally hospitalized, not for his heart condition, but for some kind of severe insect bites he had received all over his body and that he had been in quarantine for this shortly before his death in the ICU from heart failure.

Quotes Edit

  • "Listen, boy! You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!"
  • "I'm sick and tired of you calling up on my telephone."
  • "I've done my service to mankind. I'm an old man now and I want to be left in peace by you FUCKERS out there!"
  • "This is my phone, this is my phone number...that you're bothering...and I'm sick and tired of it!"
  • "Ya know, I have friends in the Ku Klux Klan!...I've seen the crosses burnin', fella. I've seen 'em! And you don't want to see it. You don't want to see it."
  • "Why don't you quit dialin' my number...and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?"
  • "There is on the internet...a bunch of trolls! And they persecute people."
  • "Get in your lowlife gutter and stay there!"
  • "What's on your mind?! You called me, now shut-up or get off the phone or speak!"
  • "Well I don't know what you are or who you are, and I don't really care! But you're invadin' my privacy...and you're cussin' at me...and I don't like it!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
October 2009 Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 1 of 3 SnakeSnakeProduction Bob Chandler Original call. [3]
October 2009 Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 2 of 3 SnakeSnakeProduction Bob Chandler [4]
October 2009 Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 3 of 3 SnakeSnakeProduction Bob Chandler [5]
N/A Chris Chan calls Bob Chandler TheGoldenPhone2 Bob Chandler [6]
N/A Bob Chandler calls Himself TheGoldenPhone2 Bob Chandler [7]
N/A Bob Chandler Calls A Redneck And Calls Himself Again TheGoldenPhone2 Bob Chandler [8]
March 21, 2010 Bob Chandler calls a Angry Bitch Snoopinc Female victim [9]
April 18, 2010 Bob Chandler Phone Harrassment (+ chris fucks phones) enjoiCam [10]
June 3, 2010 Bob Chandler and his son try to find out what's going on TheBigBlackGuy1 Various [11]
June 10, 2010 Bob Chandler and His Wife Seek Female For Threesome and ABG Has a Friendly Chat Purpledrone [12]
July 6, 2010 Bob Chandler calls PETA ChrisChanPrankCalls Female victim [13]
July 22, 2010 Bob Chandler calls hardware store YeksTimeSoon Male victim [14]
July 22, 2010 Bob Chandler calls a dude pretending to be an answer machine & a confused woman YeksTimeSoon Male victim [15]
July 22, 2010 Bob Chandler calls cafe guy & hot cake woman YeksTimeSoon [16]
July 23, 2010 Chris-chan and Bob Chandler call NRA Group‏‎ ChrisChanPrankCalls National Rife Association Lost call [17]
August 7, 2010 Black Frank Garrett Firstcomingg Male victim [18]
August 18, 2010 Bob Chandler calls a Law Firm ChrisChanPrankCalls [19]
August 19, 2010 Vegeta, Miss Kitty, and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers Firstcomingg [20]
September 4, 2010 Bob Chandler calls DialAmerica ChrisChanPrankCalls Female victim [21]
September 26, 2010 Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More! TheHoboMolester5000 [22]
October 17, 2010 Bob Chandler and DMF call Arizona TheHoboMolester5000 Various [23]
October 22, 2010 Bob Chandler calls Some Company ChrisChanPrankCalls [24]
December 19, 2010 High Redneck Hilton Holiday Special 2010 Purpledrone Female victim [25]
March 28, 2011 Bob Chandler Calls Three Nursing Homes ChrisChanPrankCalls [26]
March 31, 2011 EISE Calls with Bob Chandler & Jim Rome 1ex1uger [27]
April 1, 2011 Damien Demento is no April Fool, Pt. 2 1ex1uger Big Daddy's Pizza [28]
June 5, 2011 Bob Chandler Confronts his Alter Ego 1ex1uger Male victim [29]
July 26, 2011 TOD10 Aftermath Prank Calls 1ex1uger Male victim [30]
August 8, 2011 Things that End in "-tology" ChrisChanPrankCalls Female victim [31]
August 12, 2011 Duncan and friends call a girl LikeAChinaman Female victim [32]
August 27, 2011 Chris Chan and Bob Chandler call Lifeway PrankVillage [33]
September 3, 2011 Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 2 PrankVillage [34]
September 10, 2011 The confused old lady and bob chandler calls 3 network Suicidalfish7 [35]
September 10, 2011 Bob Chandler calls a hotel, but has his wife (The Creepy Cookie guy) intervene!! Suicidalfish7 [36]
October 16, 2011 Bob Chandler calls Chris the Hacker DuncansGhost Chris the Hacker [37]
October 16, 2011 Resturant Party Line Pt. 1 WorldClassPrankster Male victim [38]
December 1, 2011 A Prank Call Tribute to Bob Chandler 1ex1uger [39]
April 1, 2012 Bob Chandler Calls Various People DrDarkandGeraldShow Various [40]
June 3, 2012 Bob Chandler Prank Call (NAPB) 1ex1uger Female victim [41]
August 19, 2012 Robert Chandler calls the Stilwell Grandma CommandoRunningMan Stilwell Grandma [42]
August 21, 2012 Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Robert Chandler Call Some People Sir Cranksalot [43]
August 22, 2012 Robert Chandler Calls the Mississippi Redneck Sir Cranksalot Mississippi Redneck [44]
September 13, 2012 Bailbonshh is searching for the Sheriff's Department MDopvveszZW Female victim [45]
January 11, 2013 New call to the Jackass Plumber TheDamonGant Jackass Plumber [46]
Calls to Bob Chandler Part 1 SnakeSnakeProduction Bob Chandler [47]
Calls to Bob Chandler Part 2 SnakeSnakeProduction Bob Chandler [48]
Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob Chandler TheGoldenPhone2 Bob Chandler, Harlem Barber [49]
Unfunny Kids Try to Prank Call Chris-chan Bob Chandler [50]
I Call Bob Chandler and Chris-chan HI MY NAME IS Bob Chandler,

Chris Chan

[51]
Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power Bob Chandler [52]

ReferencesEdit

General
Specific
  1. Chris Chan calls Bob Chandler
  2. Bob Chandler calls Himself
  3. Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 1 of 3 on YouTube
  4. Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 2 of 3 on YouTube
  5. Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 3 of 3 on YouTube
  6. TheGoldenPhone2 - Christ Chan calls Bob Chandler on Youtube
  7. TheGoldenPhone2 - Bob Chandler calls himself on Youtube
  8. Bob Chandler Calls A Redneck And Calls Himself Again on YouTube
  9. Bob Chandler calls a Angry Bitch on YouTube
  10. Bob Chandler Phone Harrassment (+ chris fucks phones) on YouTube
  11. Bob Chandler and his son try to find out what's going on on YouTube
  12. Bob Chandler and His Wife Seek Female For Threesome and ABG Has a Friendly Chat on YouTube
  13. Bob Chandler calls PETA on YouTube
  14. Bob Chandler calls hardware store on YouTube
  15. Bob Chandler calls a dude pretending to be an answer machine & a confused woman on YouTube
  16. Bob Chandler calls cafe guy & hot cake woman on YouTube
  17. Chris-chan and Bob Chandler call NRA Group on YouTube
  18. Black Frank Garrett on YouTube
  19. Bob Chandler calls a Law Firm on YouTube
  20. Vegeta Miss Kitty and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers on YouTube
  21. Bob Chandler calls DialAmerica on YouTube
  22. Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More! on YouTube
  23. Bob Chandler and DMF call Arizona on YouTube
  24. Bob Chandler calls Some Company on YouTube
  25. High Redneck Hilton Holiday Special 2010 - New Soundboard (Check Description for Link) on YouTube
  26. Bob Chandler Calls Three Nursing Homes on YouTube
  27. EISE Calls with Bob Chandler & Jim Rome on YouTube
  28. Damien Demento is no April Fool, Pt. 2 on YouTube
  29. Bob Chandler Confronts his Alter Ego on YouTube
  30. TOD10 Aftermath Prank Calls on YouTube
  31. Things that End in "-tology" on YouTube
  32. Duncan and friends call a girl on YouTube
  33. Chris Chan and Bob Chandler call Lifeway on YouTube
  34. Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 2 on YouTube
  35. The confused old lady and bob chandler calls 3 network on YouTube
  36. Bob Chandler calls a hotel, but has his wife (The Creepy Cookie guy) intervene!! on YouTube
  37. Bob Chandler calls Chris the Hacker on YouTube
  38. Resturant Party Line Pt.1 on YouTube
  39. A Prank Call Tribute to Bob Chandler on YouTube
  40. Bob Chandler Calls Various People on YouTube
  41. Bob Chandler Prank Call (NAPB) on YouTube
  42. Robert chandler calls the stilwell grandma on YouTube
  43. Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Robert Chandler Call Some People on YouTube
  44. Robert Chandler Calls the Mississippi Redneck on YouTube
  45. Bailbonshh is searching for the Sheriff's Department on YouTube
  46. New call to the Jackass Plumber on YouTube
  47. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IFtCJi8gMI
  48. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y47UPTphc58
  49. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_bQk2oMjVw
  50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k
  51. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC9paJ9IsJA
  52. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J78w10VzYr4

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