|Actual photo of the Internet Lumberjack himself|
|First appearance||Prank Call Chandler Saga: Part 1 of 3|
|Last appearance||Prank Call Chandler Saga: Part 3 of 3|
|Years active||2009-2011 (3 years)|
|Born|| Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler, Jr.|
September 4, 1927
Fort Worth, Texas, U.S.
|Died|| September 6, 2011 (aged 84)|
|Occupation||Retired engineer for General Electric|
|Spouse(s)|| Barbara Chandler (née Weston) (m. 1980 - 2011)|
Patricia Chandler (divorced)
|Children||2 sons, 1 daughter, 1 stepson|
|Address|| 14 Branchland Ct.|
|Ethnicity||European; Cherokee ancestry|
|Category||Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard|
Bob Chandler, also known as the Internet Lumberjack, was the father of the infamous internet personality Chris-chan. Since Bob answered the phone at his house to protect his autistic man-child son from the near-continuous onslaught of internet trolls, he was the subject of many prank calls, both with and without soundboards. He was even called at least once by a soundboard of his own son and one of himself, both of which he failed to recognize.
Bob's nickname of the "Internet Lumberjack" came from an incident on the night of February 14, 2009 (which was caught on audio) in which he was manipulated by a troll named Bryan Bash (via phone) into embarrassingly walking in on Chris while the latter was masturbating on webcam. Horrified and disgusted at the sight, he ordered his son off of the computer in a rare display of parental authority and said he was going to "cut the internet down".
His widow Barbara is known to many internet trolls and prank callers alike as "Snorlax" due to her substantial weight, diet of junk food and the fact that she spends most of her time sleeping, much like her Pokémon namesake. Prior to Bob's death, she only occasionally answered the phone at the Chandler household, but since being widowed, has taken over the job of shielding her manchild from would-be tormentors. Delusionally believing that Chris can do no wrong, she is known to be very hostile towards anyone who accuses him of wrongdoing, to the point that she even physically assaulted a police officer who was arresting her son after a hit-and-run incident on 28 October 2011.
Prank Call HistoryEdit
Bob Chandler was born in Fort Worth, Texas, on September 4, 1927. His parents were the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and his wife, Jean Holloman Chandler. He was raised in Alabama, and later moved to Virginia. In addition to Chris and his wife Barbara, his family also included an ex-wife named Patricia, and a son and daughter, Dr. David Alan Chandler and Carol Suzanne Chandler, respectively, as well as an estranged stepson through Barbara, film critic Cole Smithey.
He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering and served in the United States Army Signal Corps in Seoul, South Korea during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an engineer with steels, plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines and it is claimed that without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.
He also, by his own admission, had links to the Ku Klux Klan (and when asked, intimated that he is/was a member himself) and during one call with trolls, claimed to have participated in multiple cross-burnings.
Bob passed away at the age of 84 on the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU in Charlottesville, VA surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff. The cause of death is reported to have been congestive heart failure. He was well known as a lover of fast-food and, as revealed during surveillance of the Chandlers by some of the more determined trolls, ate breakfast at the Ruckersville Burger King every morning. Sadly, this diet of greasy food may have ultimately lead to his demise (or at least greatly contributed to it).
Dr. Perron calls Rocky ShoemakerEdit
A December 2011 phone conversation with an acquaintance of Chris-chan by MistahBlonde2, posing as a court-appointed psychiatrist named "Dr. Perron", has revealed that the Chandlers' home has massive pest control problems. According to this same call, Bob was originally hospitalized, not for his heart condition, but for some kind of severe insect bites he had received all over his body and that he had been in quarantine for this shortly before his death in the ICU from heart failure.
- "Listen, boy! You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!"
- "I'm sick and tired of you calling up on my telephone."
- "I've done my service to mankind. I'm an old man now and I want to be left in peace by you FUCKERS out there!"
- "This is my phone, this is my phone number...that you're bothering...and I'm sick and tired of it!"
- "Ya know, I have friends in the Ku Klux Klan!...I've seen the crosses burnin', fella. I've seen 'em! And you don't want to see it. You don't want to see it."
- "Why don't you quit dialin' my number...and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?"
- "There is on the internet...a bunch of trolls! And they persecute people."
- "Get in your lowlife gutter and stay there!"
- "What's on your mind?! You called me, now shut-up or get off the phone or speak!"
- "Well I don't know what you are or who you are, and I don't really care! But you're invadin' my privacy...and you're cussin' at me...and I don't like it!"
|October 2009||Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 1 of 3||SnakeSnakeProduction||Bob Chandler||Original call.|||
|October 2009||Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 2 of 3||SnakeSnakeProduction||Bob Chandler|||
|October 2009||Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 3 of 3||SnakeSnakeProduction||Bob Chandler|||
|N/A||Chris Chan calls Bob Chandler||TheGoldenPhone2||Bob Chandler|||
|N/A||Bob Chandler calls Himself||TheGoldenPhone2||Bob Chandler|||
|N/A||Bob Chandler Calls A Redneck And Calls Himself Again||TheGoldenPhone2||Bob Chandler|||
|March 21, 2010||Bob Chandler calls a Angry Bitch||Snoopinc||Female victim|||
|April 18, 2010||Bob Chandler Phone Harrassment (+ chris fucks phones)||enjoiCam|||
|June 3, 2010||Bob Chandler and his son try to find out what's going on||TheBigBlackGuy1||Various|||
|June 10, 2010||Bob Chandler and His Wife Seek Female For Threesome and ABG Has a Friendly Chat||Purpledrone|||
|July 6, 2010||Bob Chandler calls PETA||ChrisChanPrankCalls||Female victim|||
|July 22, 2010||Bob Chandler calls hardware store||YeksTimeSoon||Male victim|||
|July 22, 2010||Bob Chandler calls a dude pretending to be an answer machine & a confused woman||YeksTimeSoon||Male victim|||
|July 22, 2010||Bob Chandler calls cafe guy & hot cake woman||YeksTimeSoon|||
|July 23, 2010||Chris-chan and Bob Chandler call NRA Group||ChrisChanPrankCalls||National Rife Association||Lost call|||
|August 7, 2010||Black Frank Garrett||Firstcomingg||Male victim|||
|August 18, 2010||Bob Chandler calls a Law Firm||ChrisChanPrankCalls|||
|August 19, 2010||Vegeta, Miss Kitty, and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers||Firstcomingg|||
|September 4, 2010||Bob Chandler calls DialAmerica||ChrisChanPrankCalls||Female victim|||
|September 26, 2010||Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More!||TheHoboMolester5000|||
|October 17, 2010||Bob Chandler and DMF call Arizona||TheHoboMolester5000||Various|||
|October 22, 2010||Bob Chandler calls Some Company||ChrisChanPrankCalls|||
|December 19, 2010||High Redneck Hilton Holiday Special 2010||Purpledrone||Female victim|||
|March 28, 2011||Bob Chandler Calls Three Nursing Homes||ChrisChanPrankCalls|||
|March 31, 2011||EISE Calls with Bob Chandler & Jim Rome||1ex1uger|||
|April 1, 2011||Damien Demento is no April Fool, Pt. 2||1ex1uger||Big Daddy's Pizza|||
|June 5, 2011||Bob Chandler Confronts his Alter Ego||1ex1uger||Male victim|||
|July 26, 2011||TOD10 Aftermath Prank Calls||1ex1uger||Male victim|||
|August 8, 2011||Things that End in "-tology"||ChrisChanPrankCalls||Female victim|||
|August 12, 2011||Duncan and friends call a girl||LikeAChinaman||Female victim|||
|August 27, 2011||Chris Chan and Bob Chandler call Lifeway||PrankVillage|||
|September 3, 2011||Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 2||PrankVillage|||
|September 10, 2011||The confused old lady and bob chandler calls 3 network||Suicidalfish7|||
|September 10, 2011||Bob Chandler calls a hotel, but has his wife (The Creepy Cookie guy) intervene!!||Suicidalfish7|||
|October 16, 2011||Bob Chandler calls Chris the Hacker||DuncansGhost||Chris the Hacker|||
|October 16, 2011||Resturant Party Line Pt. 1||WorldClassPrankster||Male victim|||
|December 1, 2011||A Prank Call Tribute to Bob Chandler||1ex1uger|||
|April 1, 2012||Bob Chandler Calls Various People||DrDarkandGeraldShow||Various|||
|June 3, 2012||Bob Chandler Prank Call (NAPB)||1ex1uger||Female victim|||
|August 19, 2012||Robert Chandler calls the Stilwell Grandma||CommandoRunningMan||Stilwell Grandma|||
|August 21, 2012||Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Robert Chandler Call Some People||Sir Cranksalot|||
|August 22, 2012||Robert Chandler Calls the Mississippi Redneck||Sir Cranksalot||Mississippi Redneck|||
|September 13, 2012||Bailbonshh is searching for the Sheriff's Department||MDopvveszZW||Female victim|||
|January 11, 2013||New call to the Jackass Plumber||TheDamonGant||Jackass Plumber|||
|Calls to Bob Chandler Part 1||SnakeSnakeProduction||Bob Chandler|||
|Calls to Bob Chandler Part 2||SnakeSnakeProduction||Bob Chandler|||
|Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob Chandler||TheGoldenPhone2||Bob Chandler, Harlem Barber|||
|Unfunny Kids Try to Prank Call Chris-chan||Bob Chandler|||
|I Call Bob Chandler and Chris-chan||HI MY NAME IS||Bob Chandler,
|Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power||Bob Chandler|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- "Obituary: Robert Franklin Chandler Jr." The Daily Progress. Legacy.com, 10 Sept. 2011. Web. 29 Dec. 2012.
- ↑ Chris Chan calls Bob Chandler
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls Himself
- ↑ Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 1 of 3 on YouTube
- ↑ Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 2 of 3 on YouTube
- ↑ Prank Call Chandler Saga Part 3 of 3 on YouTube
- ↑ TheGoldenPhone2 - Christ Chan calls Bob Chandler on Youtube
- ↑ TheGoldenPhone2 - Bob Chandler calls himself on Youtube
- ↑ Bob Chandler Calls A Redneck And Calls Himself Again on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls a Angry Bitch on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler Phone Harrassment (+ chris fucks phones) on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler and his son try to find out what's going on on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler and His Wife Seek Female For Threesome and ABG Has a Friendly Chat on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls PETA on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls hardware store on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls a dude pretending to be an answer machine & a confused woman on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls cafe guy & hot cake woman on YouTube
- ↑ Chris-chan and Bob Chandler call NRA Group on YouTube
- ↑ Black Frank Garrett on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls a Law Firm on YouTube
- ↑ Vegeta Miss Kitty and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls DialAmerica on YouTube
- ↑ Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More! on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler and DMF call Arizona on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls Some Company on YouTube
- ↑ High Redneck Hilton Holiday Special 2010 - New Soundboard (Check Description for Link) on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler Calls Three Nursing Homes on YouTube
- ↑ EISE Calls with Bob Chandler & Jim Rome on YouTube
- ↑ Damien Demento is no April Fool, Pt. 2 on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler Confronts his Alter Ego on YouTube
- ↑ TOD10 Aftermath Prank Calls on YouTube
- ↑ Things that End in "-tology" on YouTube
- ↑ Duncan and friends call a girl on YouTube
- ↑ Chris Chan and Bob Chandler call Lifeway on YouTube
- ↑ Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 2 on YouTube
- ↑ The confused old lady and bob chandler calls 3 network on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls a hotel, but has his wife (The Creepy Cookie guy) intervene!! on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler calls Chris the Hacker on YouTube
- ↑ Resturant Party Line Pt.1 on YouTube
- ↑ A Prank Call Tribute to Bob Chandler on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler Calls Various People on YouTube
- ↑ Bob Chandler Prank Call (NAPB) on YouTube
- ↑ Robert chandler calls the stilwell grandma on YouTube
- ↑ Tom the Pissed Off Roofer and Robert Chandler Call Some People on YouTube
- ↑ Robert Chandler Calls the Mississippi Redneck on YouTube
- ↑ Bailbonshh is searching for the Sheriff's Department on YouTube
- ↑ New call to the Jackass Plumber on YouTube
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IFtCJi8gMI
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y47UPTphc58
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_bQk2oMjVw
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mkAw9Be-k
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC9paJ9IsJA
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J78w10VzYr4