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Boston Jew
George
Hayden Spetting's Depiction of the Boston Jew

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Attorney

Residence

East Boston, Massachusetts

Age

early to-mid 60s

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

The Boston Jew is a prank call victim who was discovered in or around 2017. Little is known regarding the background of the call, other than the victim was called by Bail Bondsman, as the original call is considered lost. A compilation of the series was released by Hayden Spetting on August 22, 2017.[1] Plans were made to continue the series with Boston Hitler, however, these calls never came to fruition.

QuotesEdit

  • "I can barely hear you."
  • "Why am I doing what?"
  • "Yeah, just barely. What happened?"
  • "What hundred dollars?"
  • "Who are you?"
  • "Who's Fred? I don't owe any money."
  • "Why would I give you any money?"
  • "What $500?"
  • "And you're asking me for money?"
  • "What responsibility? I don't owe you any money."
  • "Explain to me how I owe you money."
  • "I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't know who you are."
  • "What are you calling me for? I've never dialed your number."
  • "I've been an attorney for 24 years."
  • "Are you an insane person?"
  • "You're criminally insane!"
  • "I am going to have you committed into the same hospital as Catherine!"
  • "Why do you do this?"
  • "Go straight to hell!"
  • "Oh you're the guy who drives the cab and who is into history!"
  • "You're that nut drivah that cawls me."
  • "Y'know sumpin? It's already been sent to Hackney AND it's been sent to the policesh. Stay on the line as log as you can so they'll know who you are."
  • "I WANT HIM PROSECUTED!"
  • "TELL THE ATTENDANTS TO PUT YOU BACK IN YOUR ROOM, PUT YOURSELF BACK IN A STRAIGHT JACKET... DO WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO!"
  • "STAWP BAWTHERING ME!"
  • "I don't have a bruv-ah!"
  • "I was in the Olympics! I lifted 800 pounds over my head!"
  • "ARE YOU KIDDING?! I WOULD DESTROY YOU!!!!"
  • "I STRANGLED A LION!"
  • "I'm gonna have the police call you back now."
  • "I'll tell you this. You could never afford to hire me. I'm $2,000 an hour."
  • "You will be deported."
  • "I'm a Jew. You can't be harassing me!"
  • (pretending to talk to the police in the background) "Have the Hackney unit call this man. It's coming up..it's coming up that he's a Hackney driver. I want you to post- put him on ... to the Captain. (to the caller) You can talk to him in a moment."
  • "Captain Connelly's office."
  • "You've got A LOT of explaining to do."
  • (pretending to talk to the police in the background) "Are you recording him?"
  • "I know you you are now and I'm gonna take care of this."
  • "I'm gonna cover you with pig's piss!"
  • "You think I'm joking? I've got 50 gallons of this."
  • "I'm gonna put you in a PIT if I have to .. and throw pigs in."
  • "And cover you with pig shit!"
  • "No, you DO fuck yourself ... only you're TOO SHORT!"
  • "That's why those Moslem girls have to be virgins 'cause you guys have got no dicks!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
2017 Original calls to George the Boston Jew N/A Boston Jew Original call. [1]

ReferencesEdit