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Burger King Harassment Prank Call Part 1
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

AntiVenom9808

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chinaman, Drunk Guy, and Homer Simpson

Victim

Various Burger King employees

Length

1:15

In the first part of the Burger King Harassment Prank Calls, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chinaman, Drunk Guy, and Homer Simpson call various Burger King restaurants. The original call is considered lost, however, the Homer Simpson portion still exists.

TranscriptEdit

Call #4

Female victim: Burger King. [Unintelligible] speaking. Hello?
Homer Simpson: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns.
Female victim: Sorry?
Homer Simpson: I have misplaced my pants.
Female victim: (shocked) Excuse ME?!
Homer Simpson: Um, can you repeat the-
Female victim: You know you're really matu- you're really immature-
Homer Simpson: -part of the stuff where you said all about the...things?
Female victim: or you really need to do, uh, either you have some type of mental disorder, or call them for their help, or you really need to, um, call kids to .. kind of .. you know .. talk to them. I don't think you're mature enough to talk to, um, mature people. Ok?
Homer Simpson: Shut up.
Female victim: So don't call here like that. You're REALLY gonna' get in trouble. Our phone-
Homer Simpson: Shut up.
Female victim: Hello?
Homer Simpson: Shut up.
Female victim: Our phone is being taped. Ok?
Homer Simpson: (laughs)
Female victim: The phone is being TAPED right now.
Homer Simpson: (laughs)
Female victim: You're in trouble.
Homer Simpson: (laughs)
Female victim: Got it?
Homer Simpson: My God, you're greasy.
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

Call #5

[*phone rings*]
Male victim: Good morning. Burger King.
Homer Simpson: Hello.
Male victim: Yes?
Homer Simpson: U-are-gay.
Male victim: [*hangs up*]


Call #6

[*phone rings*]
Male victim: Good morning. Burger King.
Homer Simpson: Guess how many boobs I saw today!
Male victim: Sorry?
Homer Simpson: The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Male victim: Uh-huh, who's this?
Homer Simpson: Officer Homer!
Male victim: [*hangs up*]


Call #7

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Burger King.
Homer Simpson: Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears?
Female victim: [Unintelligible]
Homer Simpson: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
Female victim: YOU'RE stupid. You're face is stupid, you retard! [*hangs up*]


Call #8 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Hello?
Homer Simpson: Hey, If you don't like it, go to Russia!
Female victim: What?!
Homer Simpson: Booobies.
Female victim: What?
Homer Simpson: Maybe it's the beer talking but you gotta butt that won't quit.
[*Talking in the background*]
Female victim: Who is this?
Homer Simpson: Officer Homer!
Female victim: What?
Homer Simpson: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
[*A male employee pick up the phone*]
Male victim: Hello?
Homer Simpson: I have misplaced my pants.
Male victim: Hey! What the hell is wrong?
Homer Simpson: Someone broke the toilet!
Male victim: Hello? Listen, listen to me you, uh, ok we're gonna call, let the police know-
Homer Simpson: Shut up.
Male victim: -if you call again here-
Homer Simpson: Shut up.
Male victim: -in 15 minutes, ok?
Homer Simpson: Shut up.
Male victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

ReferencesEdit

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