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Burger King Harassment Prank Call Part 3
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

AntiVenom9808

Soundboard(s) used

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hank Hill

Victim

Female restaurant manager

Length

3:12

In the final part, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Hank Hill call a restaurant and take turns harassing the manager.

TranscriptEdit

Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: May I help you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told that she's here.
Restaurant Manager: Who ARE you?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer. (pause) Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: Regarding what? I'm sorry?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: Who?!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Sarah Connor.
Restaurant Manager: Who is [unintelligible]? I don't know what you're talking about!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Why not?
Restaurant Manager: I-I don't understand. I'm sorry! Why, wha-who you wanna' talk to?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Who are you?
Restaurant Manager: I am a restaurant manager. Who are YOU?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble! Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: Who do you want to talk to?!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Sarah Conner?
Restaurant Manager: There is no-nobody like that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: You know you're lying. Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: Why should I lie? This is a (censored) restaurant. Are you sure you got a right number?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah. Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: There is no "whatever-your-name" calling. There's nobody like this.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: Sir, there is NOBODY like this. Ok?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Wrong. Go on.
Restaurant Manager: Who are you anyways?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Restaurant Manager: I'm sorry .. a police officer?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Yeah.
Restaurant Manager: Uhh ... then why don't you come "police officer". You can come here and see.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Give me your address there.
Restaurant Manager: You have a phone number that you might have a address too, right? You can find. Otherwise, I'll call operator and .. know who calling.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: What you're calling from is a private number. Why?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm a cop you idiot!
Restaurant Manager: (surprised) Sorry?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Restaurant Manager: (whispers) What?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Where is she?
Restaurant Manager: (cries) Who?!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Sarah Connor.
Restaurant Manager: (cries) Oh my God. There is NOBODY like this. I'm gonna' call operator right now and gotcha' number. Ok?
Arnold Schwarzenegger:C'mon, don't bullshit me.
Restaurant Manager: I-
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stop being such a pussy!
Restaurant Manager: [*hangs up*]


Call #5 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Restaurant Manager: May I help you?
Hank Hill: Carlos? Is that you?
Restaurant Manager: (annoyed) Sir, this is (censored).
Hank Hill: Where's the hardware department?
Restaurant Manager: I'm sorry?
Hank Hill: The hardware department.
Restaurant Manager: I-I have no idea.
Hank Hill: So ... are ya' Chinese or Japanese?
Restaurant Manager: (shocked) I'm sorry?
Hank Hill: Let me explain. I'm gonna' kick your ass!
Restaurant Manager: You know what? I'm gonna' call operator NOW and find out from where are you calling. And I'm gonna' call cops on you.
Hank Hill: Well you've got one heck of a nerve!
Restaurant Manager: Seriously, ok? This is enough!
Hank Hill: You take that back.
Restaurant Manager: You don't-you don't know how to talk to anybody.
Hank Hill: Why are you always asking me that?
Restaurant Manager: Then WHO are you?! Why you keep calling here?
Hank Hill: I'm Hank Hill.
Restaurant Manager: I'm sorry?
Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories.
Restaurant Manager: I don't know what you're talking about, ok?
Hank Hill: You don't have any goals.
Restaurant Manager: I don't know what you talking about. Is it regarding (censored) something?
Hank Hill: Yes.
Restaurant Manager: What?
Hank Hill: Shut the hell up.
Restaurant Manager: Listen, I don't know what you talking about. Ok?
Hank Hill: Loser! You're a loser! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?!
Restaurant Manager: Ok, you know what? I can yell at you, you too.
Hank Hill: WELL YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRT!
Restaurant Manager: Now mind your language!
Hank Hill: YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY!
Restaurant Manager: Mind your language! What are you- mind your language!
Hank Hill: Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you.
Restaurant Manager: (angry) Ok, go ahead then.
Hank Hill: Excuse me?
Restaurant Manager: Why? Why are you calling here?
Hank Hill: I'm gonna' kick your ass!
Restaurant Manager: I'm gonna' kick YOUR ass! Ok?
Hank Hill: Son, you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house.
Restaurant Manager: Just shut up. [*hangs up*]
Hank Hill: Yeah, now you're gettin' it.

[End of call]

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