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Burger King Pimp
BKP
Depiction of Burger King Pimp

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Burger King employee

Residence

Age

early to-mid 40s

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

The Burger King Pimp (real name: James) is a prank call victim who was called by Duncan in May 2010. He was discovered by Firstcomingg and subsequently called back with Satanic Racist, Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer,[1] and himself.[2]

QuotesEdit

  • "Hello?"
  • "This is James, you motherfucker."
  • (creepy laugh)
  • "Why don't you take the shit out of your mouth so I can understand ya'?"
  • "Take the goddamn shit out of yo' mouth! I can't understand ya' motherfucka'!"
  • "I think you like suckin' on cockmeat that just came out of a black man's ass!!"
  • "I'm gonna' commit a capital number one boneless on your motherfuckin' ass!"
  • "Hey! I'm your priest. Didn't I talk to you in Confession?"
  • "Oh, it's you again!"
  • "Yeah, I KNOW you're callin' me."
  • "Kiss my anus."
  • "Well you know I, uh, got you figured out too .. you old coot you."
  • "Oh be quiet and go back to drinking your dickjuice."
  • "You're a regular redneck, aren't ya'?"
  • "If you were in front of me I'd knock you three..[starts talking jibberish]"
  • "You're gay."
  • "I'm hangin' up now. You can call me back in an hour, ya' hear?"
  • "I didn't call nothin' motherfucker!"
  • "Oh did you now? I didn't think you redneck motherfuckers could figure out how to take you own phone out of your own assholes!"
  • "I WANT you to come over here. I'm gonna beat you down!"
  • "Go fuck yourself ya' old grandma."
  • "You can call me on my home phone."
  • "No YOU'RE the motherfucker and I can prove it!"
  • "You're the cocksucker."
  • "Hey! You're talkin' to goddamn Michael Jackson!"
  • "I'm not Michael Jackson! You're talkin' to goddamn SAMUEL JACKSON. Who put those snakes on the goddamn plane?!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
May 27, 2010 Frank SR And Tom Call Burger King Pimp Firstcomingg Burger King Pimp Original call. [1]
May 31, 2010 Burger King Pimp Calls Himself Firstcomingg Burger King Pimp [2]
August 19, 2010 Vegeta, Miss Kitty, and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers Firstcomingg [3]
September 26, 2010 Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More! TheHoboMolester5000 [4]
November 25, 2010 The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey Firstcomingg Burger King Pimp [5]
November 28, 2012 Meat Grinder Mike BK Pimp Tom Racist Redneck Make The Rounds Firstcomingg [6]

ReferencesEdit

  1. 1.0 1.1 Frank SR And Tom Call Burger King Pimp on YouTube
  2. 2.0 2.1 Burger King Pimp Calls Himself on YouTube
  3. Vegeta Miss Kitty and Burger King Pimp Call Some Test Numbers on YouTube
  4. Bunch of Calls to Chris the Hacker and Jackass Plumber + More! on YouTube
  5. The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey on YouTube
  6. Meat Grinder Mike BK Pimp Tom Racist Redneck Make The Rounds on YouTube

External linksEdit

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