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Charles calls his uncle
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

TheGoldenPhone2

Soundboard(s) used

Charles

Victim(s)

Charles' Uncle

Length

4:39

In a classic call by TheGoldenPhone, Charles calls his uncle to confront him about the many prank phone calls made to A to Z Pawn Incorporated.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Charles' Uncle: (tired) Hello?
Charles: Hello.
Charles' Uncle: Yeah.
Charles: I'm alright. How are you?
Charles' Uncle: Huh?
Charles: This is Charles.
Charles' Uncle: This is Jared.
Charles: This is Charles.
Charles' Uncle: What do you want Charles?
Charles: I'm fine. How are you?
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: Hello.
Charles' Uncle: Yeah man. What's up?
Charles: What's the nature of your call?
Charles' Uncle: Uhh, what'd you .. what'd you want Charles?
Charles: I have not called you sir.
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Answering machine: Please leave a message after the tone.
Charles: Ur' momma's gay. (obnoxious laughter) [*hangs up*]


Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: Hello.
Charles' Uncle: Yeah?
Charles: This is A to Z Pawn Shop right next door to the Chinese restaurant here-
Charles' Uncle: CHARLES QUIT FUCKING CALLING? HERE!
Charles: You've been calling this-
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #5

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello.
Charles: You just made a call to me.
[*answering machine plays in the background*]
Charles' Uncle: Goddamn it. (in the background)
Charles: Hello?
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: Hello?
Charles' Uncle: Hello?! (slight pause) Call back.
Charles: Did somebody drop you on your head when you were-
[*victim leaves the phone for a moment*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: Hello.
Charles' Uncle: Hold on. I'm trying to stop this .. answering tape.
[*answering machine plays in the background*]
Charles: Hello?
Charles' Uncle: I'm trying to stop this phone.
[*answering machine plays in the background*]
Charles: I can hear my voice being echoed back and forth.
[*answering machine recording finally ends*]
Charles' Uncle: Uhh, now what?
Charles: I can hear my voice being echoed back and forth.
Charles' Uncle: What do you want Charles? What do you mean "echoing back and forth"?
Charles: We've been through this for how many months now? You've been fuckin' prank calling me for how many fuckin' months?
Charles' Uncle: CHARLES WOULD YOU FUCKING G-GET OFF THIS PHONE?!
Charles: I have not called you sir.
Charles' Uncle: THE FUCKING GUY CALLED HERE A LITTLE WHILE AGO LOOKING FOR YOU AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HE DOES TO YOU! FUCK YOU THEN!!
Charles: Ur' momma's gay.
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #6

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Officer Nismo: Hi sir. I'm sorry to bother you. Ellen is being very uncooperative and is verbally abusing me and my partner. Um, I really need Charles' number. I really need you to get it for me.
Charles' Uncle: Sir, I-I don't know nothin' about Charles. You call him.
Officer Nismo: I'm sorry?
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #7

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Officer Nismo: Sir, you are not cooperating. I can put you on a 20 hour-
Charles' Uncle: Ok, I'm about tired of this bullshit now! Leave my number out of this.
Officer Nismo: I'll put you on a 20 hour hold sir.
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #8

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Officer Nismo: Sir you have had incoming calls from Charles.
Charles' Uncle: NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE! [*hangs up*]


Call #9

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn.
TheGoldenPhone2: We called your uncle Charles. He does not like you. Did you know- hello?
Charles: ...
TheGoldenPhone2: Charles?
Charles: I'm gonna say three names.
TheGoldenPhone2: We talked to-
Charles: And these three names...is who I believe is doin' this shit.
TheGoldenPhone2: Ok.
Charles: 'Cause you said you live ten minutes from Stilwell.
TheGoldenPhone2: Yes.
Charles: Mark Bowen, Ronnie Bowen or Marcus Pruett.
TheGoldenPhone2: No.
Charles: And then one more name: Matt Hendricks.
TheGoldenPhone2: Way off.
Charles: I can tell ya either way, I'm gonna do some things to y'all. You just better hope you're not one of those people.
TheGoldenPhone2: No he was-
Charles: [*hangs up*]


Call #10

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: Hello.
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: This is A to Z Pawn Shop right next door to the Chinese restaurant here in Stilwell, Oklahoma
Charles' Uncle: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM CHARLES?!
Charles: Who are YOU sir?
Charles' Uncle: What is .. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!
Charles: You've been calling this establishment over and over making prank phone calls.
Charles' Uncle: I DON'T .. I AIN'T-I AIN'T FUCKING TALKED TO YOU ASSHOLE! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!
Charles: You need to get your ass in order.
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #11

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: Are you drunk, are you high or something?
Charles' Uncle: IF YOU CALL ON ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL COME AND KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Charles: This phone line is being recorded.
Charles' Uncle: NOW YOU DON'T CALL ME NO MORE! [*hangs up*]


Call #12

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: Hello?
Charles' Uncle: Yeah?
Charles: This is Charles.
Charles' Uncle: Hey.
Charles: Would you like to buy this red Dirt Devil I got? Maybe you could SUCK some more-
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #13

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: (in a faux-Irish accent) Oh, suck on a gold mine, ye little leprechaun.
Charles' Uncle: Motherfucker you better leave me alone. I mean it!
Charles: (in a faux-Irish accent) Ohh, is that right? Yes...
Charles' Uncle: I'll fuckin'-
Charles: [unintelligible]
Charles' Uncle: I'm on my fuckin' way over there. Bye bud. [*hangs up*]
Charles: Why don't you come on down here?


Call #14

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles: I've got a white chocolate cock, buddy, why don't you come over here and see if it melts in your hands?
Charles' Uncle: [*hangs up*]


Call #15 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles' Uncle (soundboard): Hello.
Charles' Uncle: Hello?
Charles' Uncle (soundboard): This is Jared.
Charles' Uncle: Yeah man. What's up?
Charles' Uncle (soundboard): Who's this?
Charles' Uncle: This is Jared.
Charles' Uncle (soundboard): Who is this?
Charles' Uncle: Jared.
Charles' Uncle (soundboard): Yeah.
Charles' Uncle: Who's Jared?
Charles' Uncle (soundboard): Motherfucker you better leave me alone. I mean it!
Charles' Uncle: Fuck you... [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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