Cheese or Chips Lady
Cheese or Chips Lady
Traditional depiction of Cheese or Chips Lady


Prank Call Victim


Deli worker


San Diego County, California, USA


Unknown, possibly early 50's





Cheese or Chips Lady (real name: Maria) is a deli worker at in San Diego County, California, USA. She was discovered by pranksters Kyra and Mobiethian during a live show in January 2014. She is marked by a strong Mexican accent and not being 100% fluent in English.

She has been called with soundboards of The Hay Man and Pissed Off Waitress, as well as various characters voiced by Mobiethian. During the calls, she was asked repeatedly about cheese, resulting in multiple cheese-related quotes. A soundboard was made of her by Mikey Robinson, the engineer for The Kyra and Mobiethian Show.

PranksAreUs84 gave her a call in Spanish, providing many of the same quotes in that language, along with new ones. There are now soundboards for her in both English and Spanish.

In March 2014, Mobiethian called her with her own soundboard. She did not recognize her voice.


  • "Hello?!"
  • "So you say cheese or chips?"
  • "Oh, oh, what-what-what did you say, you say cheese?"
  • "They are $6.99 the pound."
  • "We have a lot of $6.99..."
  • "The cheapest what? Kind of cheese?"
  • "We don't make a-pancakes."
  • "What did a what what?"
  • "¿Cuál María buscas?" (Which Maria are you looking for?)
  • "Gravy?"
  • "I didn't say nothing. I say when."

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
January 29, 2014 Introducing Cheese or Chips Lady Kyra and Mobiethian Cheese or Chips Lady Original call. Victim was discovered during a live prank call broadcast. [1]
February 12, 2014 Drugstore Cheese Kyra Kitten Various [2]
March 24, 2014 Cheese or Chips Lady Calls Herself Mobiethian Cheese or Chips Lady [3]


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