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Chinaman and Drunk Guy call for a Taxi
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Nomadcowatbk

Soundboard(s) used

Chinaman, Drunk Guy

Victim(s)

Various taxi cab companies

Length

6:36

Various taxi cab companies are called, first by Chinaman and then by the Drunk Guy.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Deborah: Fire West. How may I help you?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello? I am an otal. What's you name?
Deborah: Deborah. How may I help you?
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name for me? Can you spell-
Deborah: My name?
Chinaman: (stoned) -the name?
Deborah: MY name?
Chinaman: (stoned) Yes.
Deborah: My name is Deborah. D-E-
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name?
Deborah: My name is Deborah. D-E-B-O-R-A-H.
Chinaman: (stoned) An' what the last name?
Deborah: ...yes, how may I help you?
Chinaman: (stoned) How you spell? An' what the last name?
Deborah: MY last name?
Chinaman: (stoned) Yes.
Deborah: I don't give out my last name over the phone, sir. You can just-
Chinaman: (stoned) Why?
Deborah: -reach me by Deborah.
Chinaman: (stoned) Why? [pause] What the first-
Deborah: Why? W-Why? I like my privacy sir. If you want you-
Chinaman: (stoned) -name? What the last name?
Deborah: Do you need a job? What is going on?
Chinaman: (stoned) Yes I am.
Deborah: Ok, so...where do you need us to pick you up?
Chinaman: (stoned) Huh? Why?
Deborah: Ok sir, you- I-I'm not understanding this conversation. I-I don't know what you're doing.
Chinaman: (stoned) Porice? Why?
Deborah: [*hangs up*]


Call #2

Chinaman: (stoned) Hello? What's the name?
Taxi dispatcher: Hello?
Chinaman: (stoned) What's the name?
Taxi dispatcher: Who?
Chinaman: (stoned) What's the first name?
Taxi dispatcher: Hello?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello? What's the first name?
Taxi dispatcher: What's your language, sir?
Chinaman: (stoned) I am an otal. Can you spell the name for me?
Taxi dispatcher: [*hangs up*]
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name?


Call #3

Hugo: Thank you for calling De Los Cabs. My name is Kivall(?). What city are you calling from sir?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello? What's the name?
Hugo: Hugo.
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name for me? Can you-
Hugo: H-
Chinaman: (stoned) -spell the name?
Hugo: H-U-G-O.
Chinaman: (stoned) An' what the last name? How you spell?
Hugo: #3606
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello?
Hugo: Yes. How can I help you?
Chinaman: (stoned) Why w-w-why you say motherfuck? Why you say?
Hugo: How can I help you?
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name for me? Can you spell the name?
Hugo: H-U-G-O.
Chinaman: (stoned) I don't understand what you say. Can you please say again?
Hugo: [pause] H-U-G-O?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hwa- can you, can you say again so I can hear?
Hugo: And what is your name?
Chinaman: (stoned) I am an otal. How you spell?
Hugo: Oh, ok. [pause] How can I help you?
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name?
Hugo: How can I help you sir?
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name for me? Can you-
Hugo: Do you need-
Chinaman: (stoned) -spell the name?
Hugo: Do you need a cab?
Chinaman: (stoned) Yes I am.
Hugo: What is your phone number?
Chinaman: (stoned) Otal.
Hugo: [unintelligible]
Chinaman: (stoned) Why?
Hugo: Oh, ok.
Chinaman: (stoned) [unintelligible]
Hugo: What is the pick-up address?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hwa- [unintelligible]..see you. See yeah? Porice? [pause] Yeah?
[*call is taken over by another dispatcher*]
Sukh: #460. How can I help you?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello? What's the name?
Sukh: What is it?
Chinaman: (stoned) What's the name?
Sukh: My name?
Chinaman: (stoned) Yes? Can you-
Sukh: Sukh.
Chinaman: (stoned) -spell the name?
Sukh: Sukh.
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name for me? Can you-
Sukh: S-U-K-H.
-spell the name?
Sukh: S-U-K-H.
Chinaman: (stoned) An' what the last name?
Sukh: What is it?
Chinaman: (stoned) An' what the last name?
Sukh: [*disconnects*]
[*call is transferred to another dispatcher*]
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello?
Male taxi dispatcher: [unintelligible]
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello? Motherfuck-tal. What's the name?
Male taxi dispatcher: ...what?
Chinaman: (stoned) Can you spell the name for me? Can you spell the name? How you spell?
Male taxi dispatcher: [pause] Sir, are you serious?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello?
Male taxi dispatcher: Do you need a cab or no?
Chinaman: (stoned) Yes, I am. How you spell?
Male taxi dispatcher: Do you need a cab, sir?
Chinaman: (stoned) Yes.
Male taxi dispatcher: What's the pick-up address?
Chinaman: (stoned) Huh? Why? Borice?
Male taxi dispatcher: Hello?
Chinaman: (stoned) Hello? [pause] Huh? Why? Borice?
[*call is transferred to another dispatcher*]
Sukh: #460. How can I help you?
Drunk Guy: I want to talk to somebody in command. [pause] Yeah. Who the fuck are you?
Sukh: Who the fuck ARE you?
Drunk Guy: Who in the hell am I talkin' to?!
Sukh: Fucker. [*disconnects*]
Drunk Guy: Now how in the, how would you get to know me? Who in the hell am I talkin' to?!
[*call is transferred to another dispatcher*]
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Who the fuck are you?
Female taxi dispatcher: [unintelligible]..can I get your phone number with the area code?
Drunk Guy: And that's why I am the way I am today. What'd I say? Who are you?
Female taxi dispatcher: I...can't really understand when you're yelling. Can I get your phone number with your area code?
Drunk Guy: I want to talk to somebody in command!
Female taxi dispatcher: You mean a supervisor?
Drunk Guy: What'd I say? [pause] Hello?
Female taxi dispatcher: May I tell them what this is in regards to?
Drunk Guy: I want to talk to somebody in command!
Female taxi dispatcher: Ok. Can I let em' know who this is?
Drunk Guy: There is no fuckin' Howser here.
Female taxi dispatcher: What? [pause] What?
Drunk Guy: Don't say "howdy stranger" to me. You son of a bitch! You don't even know who we are!
Female taxi dispatcher: ...ok.
Drunk Guy: Who in the hell am I talkin' to?! Well fuck you! Well fuck you stranger!
Female taxi dispatcher: Ok, I'm gonna' hang up now. You guys don't need to be swearing at me. Thank you. Bye-bye.
Drunk Guy: Well fuck you!


Call #4

Yellow Cab dispatcher: Yellow Cab.
Drunk Guy: Yeah. Who the fuck are you?
Yellow Cab dispatcher: ...
Drunk Guy: Who in the hell am I talkin' to?!
Yellow Cab dispatcher: [pause] Um...
Drunk Guy: Hello?
Yellow Cab dispatcher: This is Yellow Cab. Hello?
Drunk Guy: I wanna' talk to someone ... civilized. I wanna' talk to someone in command.
Yellow Cab dispatcher: [*hangs up*]


Call #5 (final)

Wildcat Cab dispatcher: Wildcat Cab. How can I help you?
Drunk Guy: Who in the hell am I talkin' to?!
Wildcat Cab dispatcher: Come again sir?
Drunk Guy: I want to talk to somebody in command!
What?
Drunk Guy: I wanna' talk to somebody ... civilized. I want to talk to somebody in command!
Wildcat Cab dispatcher: Where are you at sir?
Drunk Guy: Fucker. Oh God damn it. Yeah, who the fuck are you?
Wildcat Cab dispatcher: You got the wrong number, sir.
Drunk Guy: Who are you? Who are YOU?!
Wild Cat dispatcher: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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