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Chris-chan calls the Ku Klux Klan
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

ChrisChanPrankCalls

Soundboard(s) used

Chris-chan

Victim

Male victim

Length

1:23

Chris-chan calls the national headquarters of the Ku Klux Klan. Part one of a series, it is ChrisChanPrankCalls's first "official" call using the Chris-chan soundboard.

TranscriptEdit



[*phone rings*]
Male victim: National headquarters.
Chris-chan: Good evening sir. How are you?
Male victim: Good. What can we do for ya'?
Chris-chan: I invite you to come, I invite you to .. write this down: 14 Branchland Court.
Male victim: And what would I be writing that down for?
Chris-chan: What time do you think you could be by my place?
Male victim: I don't know if I'm coming to your place. Why should I come there?
Chris-chan: My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
Male victim: Uh..
Chris-chan: What time do you think you could be by my place?
Male victim: I think in about 30 seconds I'm gonna' to hang up if you don't explain to me WHAT this is about.
Chris-chan: I'm high-functionally autistic. I am internet famous for being the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric hedgehog pokemon. What can I do to .. make up for that?
Male victim: (pause) Um well, uh, you know that and two sentences will get you a cup of coffee anywhere you want to go I guess. Um, I don't know why I should come to you. Uh, people come here. We have a national headquarters, uh, we have a business here and, um, that's the way to go.
Chris-chan: Oh COME on!
Male victim: Uh-huh, that's what I thought. Bye now. [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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