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Colossal Racist Bitch
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Traditional depiction of the Colossal Racist Bitch

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

unknown

Age

unknown, possibly very late 30's though more likely early to late 40's

Nationality

American

Residence

North Carolina

Spouse(s)

Colossal Racist Bitch's Husband

Colossal Racist Bitch (CRB) is a sporadically called victim, most prominent for her vehemence and extreme racist rhetoric. Little has been revealed about her background. Her husband has been referred to as Colossal Racist Bitch's Husband.

Background Edit

The victims were first called in late-2008 by Itzmurda81 and uploaded to YouTube the following year. The first two calls, Prank Mix Pt. 1 (February 14) and Prank Mix Pt. 2 (May 7), were originally taken down by YouTube. They were later re-uploaded as a compilation video, "Calls to the Colossal Crazy Couple" (later renamed "Original Calls to the Colossal Racist Bitch"), which included a exclusive unreleased call featuring Jesus Lady and Philly Thug. The call was left out of the original videos due to its harsh content. It was later reuploaded by SBCallsArchive and is currently the only video featuring itzmurda's original calls still on Youtube.

After that video was originally posted, TheGoldenPhone made a soundboard for her. TheGoldenPhone gave her the name that fans know of her today. Itzmurda's original name for them were the "Colossal Crazy Couple" ("colossal" being a synonym for "epic."). TheGoldenPhone changed it to Colossal Racist Bitch and CRB's Husband. Subsequent calls were later made by Mr88Nismo (Tiesha and Officer Martin), Total Redial (Rick, ECLH, Irate Black Man, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jackass Plumber), and Flazz687.

Call history Edit

The first and by far most infamous call was made to her by the Black Guy, and due to her pervasive anti-black expletives, has achieved arguably the most racist soundboard on Realm of Darkness, even though it only includes about two-thirds of such lines, as they became increasingly redundant. When called (and actually woken up by) Drug & Alcohol Lady, who is white, she was very docile and respectful in posture, though was often incoherent due to her tiredness. D&A Lady's relentless questions lead her to reveal that she does not drink alcohol. She likely would have continued her aimless conservation was it not for the angrily-charged intervention of her husband, who calmed down slightly after talking to D&A Lady.[1] She and her husband was later called back by several other intentionally provocative soundboards, though only her husband was provoked into uttering racial slurs, both anti-black and antisemitic. She finally snapped after being called by Epic Crazy Lady's Husband, whereupon she broke out in a furious, ECL-esque rant.[2]

Quotes Edit

"HEY! I ain't called your fucking house, fuck you!"
"FUCK YOU, YA GODDAMN NIGGER!"
''You ain't nothing!"
"And you ain't gotta worry 'bout me calling ya, I ain't calling no goddamn nigger on my phone. If I called you I'd tell ya I called you!"
"Go goddamn back where you belong, goddamn Africa where the goddamn niggers are!"
"I'm a daddy fucker, mother fucker!"
"FUCK YOU, I AIN'T CALLED YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!"
"And I mean it, next time the goddamn poe-leece ares gonna answer it!"
"Fuck you, nigger."
"You ain't nothing! You ain't nothing to me."
"Oh fuck you I'll fuckin cut yo dick off and stick it in yo mouth"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
February 14, 2009 Prank Mix Pt. 1 Itzmurda81 Colossal Racist Bitch and Colossal Racist Bitch's Husband Original call. [1]
May 7, 2009 Prank Mix Pt. 2 Itzmurda81 Colossal Racist Bitch and Colossal Racist Bitch's Husband Original call. [1]
December 2009 Craigslist Harassment 8 (XMAS EVE) Mr88Nismo Colossal Racist Bitch and Colossal Racist Bitch's Husband Lost call
2010 Return of the Colossal Racist Bitch TotalRedial Colossal Racist Bitch and Colossal Racist Bitch's Husband [2]
2010 Arnold Calls the Drunk Colossal Racist Bitch TotalRedial Colossal Racist Bitch [3]
2010 Jackass Plumber Calls the Drunk Colossal Racist Bitch TotalRedial Colossal Racist Bitch [4]
2010 Sick Old Lady & Miss Kitty Call The Colossal Racist Bitch Flazz687 Colossal Racist Bitch Lost call
N/A First Use Ever of the Colossal Racist Bitch Soundboard TheSoundboardGuy Male victim This is the earliest-known call using the victim's soundboard [5]
January 10, 2010 Crank Call Chronicles #1 OmegaMeho41 [6]
May 9, 2010 Colossal Racist Bitch and Drunk Girls call payphone near bar Nomadcowatbk Various [7]
N/A Loser comes back to payphone near the bar part 1 Nomadcowatbk Male victim [8]
May 10, 2010 Rick and CRB call payphone near bar part 1 Nomadcowatbk Various [9]
May 10, 2010 Rick and CRB call payphone near bar part 2 Nomadcowatbk Various [10]
May 13, 2010 Casino Man and CRB call payphones near the bar and at a college Nomadcowatbk Various [11]
May 15, 2010 Colossal Racist Bitch and Satanic Racist call payphone near the bar Nomadcowatbk Various [12]
May 16, 2010 Colossal Racist Bitch and Satanic Racist call payphone near the bar part 2 Nomadcowatbk Various [13]
June 11, 2010 CRB and ECLH call payphone near the bar Nomadcowatbk Various [14]
June 11, 2010 CRB and ECLH call payphone near bar part 2 Nomadcowatbk Various [15]
June 11, 2010 CRB and ECLH call payphone near the bar part 3 Nomadcowatbk Various [16]
August 13, 2010 ECLH & Colossal Racist Bitch Call A Dealer Samson1091 [17]
November 25, 2010 The Gang Calls A Thanksgiving Turkey Firstcomingg Male victim [18]
December 3, 2010 Colossal Racist Bitch is a city slicker PrankCallFan845 Female victim [19]
January 2, 2011 Duncan, Colossal Racist Bitch, Random Ahole, Confused Lady call a fire department PrankCallFan845 [20]
August 29, 2011 Calling new indian scammers Rawpranks Indian Scammers [21]

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