|Confused Jewish Lady|
TheGoldenPhone's depiction of the Confused Jewish Lady
Prank Call Victim, Soundboard
The Confused Jewish Lady (real name: Sylvia) was called by the Chris the Hacker soundboard employed by TheGoldenPhone. She was also called by herself, though like most victims of their own soundboard, failed to recognize her own voice. She received her name from MistahBlonde, who used her soundboard (along with those of Chinaman, Jesus Lady, New York City Cunt, Deputy Duncan, Sergeant Fields, and Dr Phil) in a series of consecutive calls to an asylum in Eureka, California. She is best described as a cross between the Confused Old Lady and Chinaman. There was initially confusion over her actual name, and for a period of time she was believed to be "Stella Cerrone or Ciceron" due to her tendency in the earlier calls to blurt out "Spell it! Spell it!" which was mistaken for "Stella! Stella!", and "Ciceron" which under scrutiny appears to be her best effort to understand the Chris the Hacker soundboard, as it repeated -rather loudly- "CHRIS PERRON! CHRIS PERRON!"
She was later called by the Pissed-Off Waitress, who encouraged her to listen to hardcore pornography being played in the background. The woman did not realize this, and believed the feminine voice to be that of her daughter and the masculine voice presumably to be her daughters lover.
- "Who am I speaking to?"
- "Ok...now tell me who you are!"
- "Spell it! Spell it!"
- "Say it again?"
- "An-and what's my name?"
|2011||Chris the Hacker calls an Old Lady||TheGoldenPhone||Confused Jewish Lady||Original call was considered lost. Reuploaded to Youtube 14th January 2015.|||
|June 11, 2011||Confused Jewish Lady witnesses an Orgy||MistahBlonde||Confused Jewish Lady|||
|October 13, 2011||Castle Motel Harassment||WorldClassPrankster||Castle Motel|||
|December 18, 2011||The Jerry Berry Saga||WorldClassPrankster||Male victim|||
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 TheGoldenPhone2 - Chris the Hacker calls an Old Lady on YouTube (Second Mirror by TheZodiacz Here)
- ↑ http://mistahblonde.wordpress.com/2011/04/28/chris-meets-mistahhat-and-asylum-rampage/#comments
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 Mistahblonde (June 11, 2011). "Cop Conference Calls. feat Drunk Al and the Redneck Roofer". MistahBlonde.com
- ↑ Castle Motel Harassment on YouTube
- ↑ The Jerry Berry Saga on YouTube
- Confused Jewish Lady v2 (Party dress) on Mediafire.com