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Not to be confused with the Confused Jewish Lady
Confused Old Lady
Confused old lady
Alternative depiction of Confused Old Lady

Category

Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard

Occupation

Retired

Age

80s-90s

Nationality

American

Relatives

Bob (brother)

Religion

Catholicism

The Confused Old Lady,[1][2][3] the Confused Lady,[4][5][6][7] or simply the Old Lady[8] was first discovered during Duncan's 2 AM Calls, herself being a victim. She is perhaps the oldest-living soundboard victim and soundboard, and appears to be borderline senile or to suffer from mild dementia. Despite her old age and her early morning awakening, she becomes extremely tickled to the point of incessant laughter after Duncan's swearing begins (though she believed him to be her brother, Bob).[9]

Her soundboard has been used on a limited basis, leading to the discovery of such victims as the Stilwell Grandma in August 2012.

QuotesEdit

  • "Hello?"
  • "Hello???"
  • "Ca--can you speak a little louder, please?"
  • "Who's calling?"
  • "I can't hear you!"
  • "(mumbles) L-let me press the button."
  • "J-just a minute, now."
  • "T-there! Now can I...I--I can hear---I can hear..."
  • "Alright. I can hear you a little better."
  • "Alright, now who are you?"
  • "Are you...are you Bob?"
  • "Am I...(mumbles a bit) Are you my brother?"
  • "Y-you're my brother."
  • "(mumbles) W-w-where are you calling from?"
  • "D-d-did you come all the way...?"
  • "Yes...yeah? And what...? (mumbles)"
  • "And...you know...(mumbles) Did you...are you in trouble?"
  • "Huh?"
  • "Are you in trouble some?"
  • "Y-you're alright?"
  • "Then you're alright."
  • "I hope you're alright!"
  • "Yeah, well...uh... Ev--everybody from...well...everybody has...(mumbles) This is Sat...this is Saturday, isn't it?"
  • "Ooooh! Hey! I-I just got a...I just got a..."
  • "I got a brain storm."
  • "Yeah and...and that...well, I figured it...it's...it's...it's Saturday? It's not Sunday?"
  • "Yeah. No, it's not Sunday. So...so what...what not...(mumbles)...yeah, we're not in trouble?"
  • "Yeah. E-everything's alright?"
  • "Is everything...everything's alright?"
  • "Yeah, 'cause, uh...because I...yeah. And...and here I was rushing...well, I-I...(mumbles)..."
  • "Wha-where are you calling from?"
  • "Are you...are you back home?"
  • "Y-you're back home. Okay."
  • "H-here I was thinkin'...thinkin' that it was...I-I had to go...I had to go to mass. I don't...I don't have to go 'till tomorrow! Yeah! So that's a blessing."
  • "Yeah! (chuckles)"
  • (incessant laughter)

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Duncan's 2 AM Calls Xaozzz Confused Old Lady Original call. [9]
N/A Confused Lady calls a little kid TheGoldenPhone
MistahBlonde
Jake [10]
N/A Charles and the Confused lady call Ron's Pawn shop FC2U Male victim [11]
March 1, 2009 The Old Lady Calls a Pest Control Company w a lil help from The Drug & Alcohol Lady Disruction Lord Various [8]
November 15, 2010 Confused Old Lady calls AA, Gets Confused PrankiestMargie Alcoholics Anonymous [12]
December 5, 2010 Confused Lady calls Bob PrankCallFan845 Male victim [5]
January 2, 2011 Duncan, Colossal Racist Bitch, Random Ahole, Confused Lady call a fire department PrankCallFan845 Male victim [6]
April 15, 2011 The confused old lady calls Rfc Recruitment!! Suicidalfish7 Female victim [3]
May 22, 2011 Retirement nuthouse prank call Rawpranks Various [13]
May 31, 2011 7-11 Chaos 2 WorldClassPrankster Various [14]
June 1, 2011 Are you Bob? WorldClassPrankster Various [15]
June 2, 2011 Duncan/Confused Old Lady's Quest For Bob WorldClassPrankster Various [2]
June 3, 2011 Bob Vs Bob WorldClassPrankster Male victim [16]
June 7, 2011 Confused lady calls Sam PrankVillage Male victim [17]
June 10, 2011 Telephone Harassment PT2 WorldClassPrankster Male victim [18]
June 20, 2011 Confused lady calls an ombudsman for the elderly PrankVillage Female victim [19]
July 15, 2011 Confused Old Lady pisses people off Chillyayo2012 Various [20]
N/A Telemarketer Revenge 8: The Confused Lady is confusing Revolverocelot2501 Various [21]
August 27, 2011 Telemarketer Revenge 21: Strike Back to the Indian Scammers (part the first) Revolverocelot2501 Indian Scammers [22]
August 30, 2011 More PC Problems (Indian Scammers Pt. 2) WorldClassPrankster Indian Scammers [23]
September 3, 2011 Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 1 PrankVillage Female victim [24]
September 3, 2011 Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 2 PrankVillage Female victim [25]
September 10, 2011 The confused old lady and bob chandler calls 3 network Suicidalfish7 Male victim [26]
February 1, 2012 Confused old lady calls a gas station Kiwikrankers Male victim [27]
February 7, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls a retirement community CommandoRunningMan Female victim [28]
February 7, 2012 Confused old lady makes some quick calls CommandoRunningMan Various [29]
February 8, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls Hidden House CommandoRunningMan Various [30]
February 8, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls Marianne CommandoRunningMan Female victim [31]
February 8, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls Alaska CommandoRunningMan Various [32]
February 8, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls Larry CommandoRunningMan Male victim [33]
February 8, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls some medical place ' CommandoRunningMan Female victim [34]
February 8, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls some hospices CommandoRunningMan Various [35]
February 8, 2012 Confused Old Lady finds Bob thanks to Jim Smith CommandoRunningMan Male victim [36]
February 8, 2012 Collection Call Gang-Up 2 Mobiethian Female victim [37]
February 10, 2012 Hotel Call Confusion Mobiethian Various [38]
February 11, 2012 Confused Old Lady Confusion Mobiethian Various [39]
February 17, 2012 Confused Old Lady Presses Random Buttons Kaptaintrips Various [40]
March 14, 2012 Confused Old Lady Is Stuck in an Elevator Picklepranks Feamle victim [41]
March 22, 2012 The Confused Old Lady calls the Asshole from Kingwood Telefonfiseren Male victim [42]
May 9, 2012 Confused Old Lady Calls the Retirement Home Picklepranks Female victim [43]
June 13, 2012 Confused Old Lady, Deputy Martin, Dr. Phil calls TrololVideos Walmart [44]
June 29, 2012 Drunk Guy and Confused Old Lady Call California Sir Cranksalot Various [45]
July 16, 2012 Confused Old Lady and Angry Barber Call A Southern Guy Sir Cranksalot Male victim [46]
August 19, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls Stilwell CommandoRunningMan Stilwell Grandma [47]
August 28, 2012 Confused Old Lady checks up on the Stilwell Grandma CommandoRunningMan Stilwell Grandma [48]
September 18, 2012 More calls to the Stilwell Grandma CommandoRunningMan Stilwell Grandma [49]
September 28, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls Sorority house Nomadcowatbk Alpha Chi Omega [50]
September 28, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls bad speller Nomadcowatbk Male victim [51]
September 29, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls payphone Nomadcowatbk Various [52]
October 7, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls payphone again Nomadcowatbk Various [53]
October 13, 2012 Confused Old Lady calls some folks in Chicago Puremadnessmann Various [54]
October 19, 2012 Confused Old Lady practices witchcraft Prank Hill Southern Gentleman [55]
October 25, 2012 Mr. Goat & friends call indian scammers Reginald Fitzpatrick Indian Scammers [56]
November 6, 2012 Confused Old Lady Conundrum Mobiethian Various [57]
November 12, 2012 Confused Old Lady Calls an Indianapolis Hotel Ion TrollCannon Male victim [58]
November 21, 2012 Confused Old Lady Calls The Wrong Number Unoriginalprankstah Male victim [59]
November 30, 2012 Confused Old Lady Calls an angry man and a prostitute! GetYouSomeMoreDope Couple [60]
December 4, 2012 Confused Old Lady and Deputy Sling Blade call a Bloomington, IN Hotel Ion TrollCannon Female victim [61]
December 4, 2012 Confused Old Lady, Deputy Slingblade, and Hotel Spaz call a Seattle, WA Hotel Ion TrollCannon Male victim [62]
December 4, 2012 Confused Old Lady and friends call another hotel in Seattle, WA Ion TrollCannon Various [63]
December 5, 2012 Confused Old Lady & Rick The Mullet Man calls Iyogi Reginald Fitzpatrick Indian Scammers [64]
December 6, 2012 Drunken Rampage: Confused Old Lady and friends crossing telephone lines Ion TrollCannon London Metropolitan Police [65]
December 13, 2012 Stillwell Grandma and Confused Old Lady calls a Crazy Ole Brit Rawpranks Male victim [66]
January 16, 2013 Confused Old Lady and friends call the Conrad - Indianapolis Ion TrollCannon Various [67]
January 18, 2013 Confused Old Lady Conundrum 2 Mobiethian Various [68]
January 19, 2013 Confused Old Lady Calls a couple Nursing Homes Wilford Brimley Various [69]
January 22, 2013 Confused old lady and Drunk Bert rampage Kiwikrankers Various [70]

References Edit

  1. http://bladezofficial.webs.com/prankvictimsdocuments.htm
  2. 2.0 2.1 Duncan/Confused Old Lady's Quest For Bob on YouTube
  3. 3.0 3.1 The confused old lady calls Rfc Recruitment!! on YouTube
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3uam_rygo
  5. 5.0 5.1 Confused Lady calls Bob on YouTube
  6. 6.0 6.1 Duncan, Colossal Racist Bitch, Random Ahole, Confused Lady call a fire department on YouTube
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AlI82HPMe8
  8. 8.0 8.1 The Old Lady Calls a Pest Control Company w a lil help from The Drug & Alcohol Lady on YouTube
  9. 9.0 9.1 Duncan's 2 A.M. Prank Calls (xaozzz) on YouTube
  10. Confused Lady calls a little kid (TheGoldenPhone/MistahBlonde) on YouTube
  11. FC2U - Charles and the Confused lady call Ron's Pawn shop on YouTube
  12. PrankiestMargie - Confused Old Lady calls AA, Gets Confused on YouTube
  13. Retirement nuthouse prank call on YouTube
  14. 7-11 Chaos 2 on YouTube
  15. Are you Bob? on YouTube
  16. Bob Vs Bob on YouTube
  17. Confused lady calls Sam on YouTube
  18. Telephone Harassment PT2 on YouTube
  19. Confused lady calls an ombudsman for the elderly on YouTube
  20. Confused Old Lady pisses people off on YouTube
  21. Telemarketer Revenge 8: The Confused Lady is confusing (reuploaded) on YouTube
  22. Telemarketer Revenge 21: Strike Back to the Indian Scammers (part the first) on YouTube
  23. More PC Problems (Indian Scammers Pt.2) on YouTube
  24. Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 1 on YouTube
  25. Sal calls a nurse at an insurance company - PART 2 on YouTube
  26. The confused old lady and bob chandler calls 3 network on YouTube
  27. Confused old lady calls a gas station on YouTube
  28. Confused Old Lady calls a retirement community on YouTube
  29. Confused old lady makes some quick calls on YouTube
  30. Confused old lady calls hidden house on YouTube
  31. Confused old lady calls Marianne on YouTube
  32. Confused old lady calls Alaska on YouTube
  33. Confused old lady calls Larry on YouTube
  34. Confused old lady calls some medical place on YouTube
  35. Confused old lady calls some hospices on YouTube
  36. Confused old lady finds Bob thanks to Jim Smith on YouTube
  37. Collection Call Gang-Up 2 on YouTube
  38. Hotel Call Confusion on YouTube
  39. Confused Old Lady Confusion on YouTube
  40. Confused Old Lady Presses Random Buttons on YouTube
  41. Confused Old Lady Is Stuck in an Elevator on YouTube
  42. The Confused Old Lady calls the Asshole from Kingwood on YouTube
  43. Confused Old Lady Calls the Retirement Home on YouTube
  44. Confused Old Lady, Deputy Martin, Dr. Phil calls on YouTube
  45. Drunk Guy and Confused Old Lady Call California on YouTube
  46. Confused Old Lady and Angry Barber Call A Southern Guy on YouTube
  47. Confused old lady calls Stilwell on YouTube
  48. Confused old lady checks up on the stilwell grandma on YouTube
  49. More calls to the stilwell grandma on YouTube
  50. Confused Old Lady calls Sorority house on YouTube
  51. Confused Old Lady calls bad speller on YouTube
  52. Confused Old Lady calls payphone on YouTube
  53. Confused Old Lady calls payphone again on YouTube
  54. Confused Old Lady calls some folks in Chicago on YouTube
  55. Confused Old Lady practices witchcraft on YouTube
  56. Mr. Goat & friends call indian scammers on YouTube
  57. Confused Old Lady Conundrum on YouTube
  58. Confused Old Lady Calls an Indianapolis Hotel on YouTube
  59. Confused Old Lady Calls The Wrong Number on YouTube
  60. Confused Old Lady Calls an angry man and a prostitute! on YouTube
  61. Confused Old Lady and Deputy Sling Blade call a Bloomington, IN Hotel on YouTube
  62. Confused Old Lady, Deputy Slingblade, and Hotel Spaz call a Seattle, WA Hotel on YouTube
  63. Confused Old Lady and friends call another hotel in Seattle, WA on YouTube
  64. Confused Old Lady & Rick The Mullet Man calls Iyogi on YouTube
  65. Drunken Rampage: Confused Old Lady and friends crossing telephone lines on YouTube
  66. Stillwell Grandma and Confused Old Lady calls a Crazy Ole Brit on YouTube
  67. Confused Old Lady and friends call the Conrad - Indianapolis on YouTube
  68. Confused Old Lady Conundrum 2 on YouTube
  69. Confused Old Lady Calls a couple Nursing Homes on YouTube
  70. Confused old lady and Drunk Bert rampage on YouTube

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