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Crazy Chinese Guy
Chinese
Depiction of Crazy Chinese Guy

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Unknown

Residence

Unknown

Age

early to-mid 50s

Nationality

Chinese-American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

Crazy Chinese Guy (real name: Fred) is a prank call victim of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was featured in the Realm of Darkness call "Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Crazy Chinese Guy".[1] A victim soundboard was designed by RedDaVincy and released by the website in 2010.

QuotesEdit

  • "You, you're the reason she looks fat. Right?"
  • "Why you tell me de-de-de-de-de-de-de things like this?"
  • "Jian Ricardo who?"
  • "This is MY son's problem?"
  • "What's the trouble?"
  • "John Kimble, yes?"
  • "You are the cop. You are the cop."
  • "You are the police office?"
  • "Who are you? Tell me who are you?"
  • "Tell me who are you now!"
  • "Your ... friend?"
  • "See you, I told you now!"
  • "I, I don't bullshit you."
  • "Ok, you fuck me asshole."
  • "I'm son-of-a-bitch right?"
  • "Ok, you are the police office. I know who you are. You are the police officer. Ok?"
  • "Ok, you want to scare me or wha- you, you want to, you want to talk to the police?"
  • "Yes, you want to talk to Marie? I talk to the police right now!"
  • "You would NEVER come to my home!"
  • "I will talk to him!"
  • "(Angry cursing in Chinese)"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
N/A Arnold Schwarzenegger calls a Crazy Chinese Guy Realm of Darkness Crazy Chinese Guy Original call. [1]
September 3, 2010 Random Asshole and Crazy Chinese Guy Tag Team Attack on Walmart Purpledrone Walmart [2]
September 10, 2010 Rick the Mulletman, Random Asshole, Crazy Chinese Guy and Dickbag in Banana Boat Assault 3 Purpledrone Various [3]
December 9, 2010 Calls dedicated to RedDaVincy 1ex1uger Various [4]
December 14, 2010 Calls featuring Jim Bob, Junkyard Willie, and Others 1ex1uger Female victim [5]
December 17, 2010 The Crazy Chinese Guy is fed up with bad service from restaurants 1ex1uger Various [6]
June 8, 2011 Crazy Chinese Guy calls a Black Religious Retard FrankPrankman Male victim [7]

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