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Darth Vader calls Microsoft
Telephone ringing twn

Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Realm of Darkness

Soundboard(s) used

Darth Vader

Victim(s)

Male victim

Length

1:54

Darth Vader calls Microsoft demanding to know what happened to the plans that they were sent. You figure a Microsoft employee of all people would recognize Lord Vader's voice, however this rep was fooled by the dark side.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Automated message: Welcome to Microsoft! To help us improve our quality of service this call may be recorded or monitored for training purposes.
[*call is transferred to a live operator*]
Male victim: Thank you for calling the Microsoft. I'm pleased to speak to you. My name is [unintelligible]. May I please have your, I need your name.
Darth Vader: I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
Male victim: Hello?
Darth Vader: I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
Male victim: What happen..what happened to the plan that they sent? Sorry sir.
Darth Vader: I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
Male victim: [Unintelligible]..sir. I'm really sorry sir, uh, um, are you trying to call the Mircosoft?
Darth Vader: That is correct.
Male victim: Ok sir, um, first could I have your first name please?
Darth Vader: Captain Needa.
Male victim: Sorry sir?
Darth Vader: Captain Needa.
Male victim: Ethan?
Darth Vader: That is correct.
Male victim: That's E for echo, T for tango, H for hotel, A for apple, N for November?
Darth Vader: Yes my master.
Male victim: Ok..and your last name please?
Darth Vader: [heavy breathing]
Male victim: Yes..may I have your last name please sir?
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan.
Male victim: Um, really sorry sir but uh...
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Male victim: Sorry sir, um-
Darth Vader: Apology accepted.
Male victim: Sir, hold on a sec-
Darth Vader: [heavy breathing] I am your father.
Male victim: (pause) Ok.
Darth Vader: Don't make me destroy you.
Male victim: Ok sir, um, I'm really sorry but, uh, if you don't have any viruses or problems with your computer I'll be forced to ... to ... I'll be forced to release this call so we can attend to other customers waiting on the other line.
Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time.
Male victim: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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