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Dick's Last Resort Guy
DlR
Depiction of Dick's Last Resort Guy

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Employee at Dick's Last Resort

Residence

Age

mid to-late 20s

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

Dick's Last Resort Guy is a prank call victim who was discovered by Dizeestl in August 2008. He was one of several employees at an unnamed Dick's Last Resort called by Duncan during Duncan Fest 2008.[1]

Although the victim himself had not talked to Duncan, he was aware of the previous calls and assumed the caller, Springfield Pervert, was "Frank Garrett". He also talked to Tom the Pissed-off Roofer before Duncan was finally put on the line. He seemed very amused and, entertaining his fellow co-workers, played along with the callers thoughout the call. At one point, he got other employes to join him in chanting "Frank".[1]

A victim soundboard was later created by Bloody Margie and used to call Duncan on October 7, 2010.[2]

QuotesEdit

  • "Thank you very much for calling Dickless [unintelligible]."
  • "Hi cumguzzler." (in an effeminate voice)
  • "Yeeeah! I'm gonna FUCK your skull!"
  • "What's up man? Frank!"
  • "Frank, I missed ya'! How are ya'?"
  • "No, not really."
  • (chanting with other employees) "Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK!! FRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNK!!!"
  • "Frank! What's up dog?"
  • "Hahaha..who the hell is this?"
  • "Aww yeah."
  • "Uhh, yeah cock- yeah cocksucker!"
  • "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, let me get your mother's underwear, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, tap that ass, uh, uh, uh!"
  • "Uh, don't call me anymore motherfucker! Uh, uh, uh, where's your momma now, uh, uh?" (mocking Tom the Pissed-off Roofer)
  • "This is awesome! All I gotta do is press buttons. 'Hey, what do you do for a living? I press buttons'. Like fucking George Jetson." (hysterical laughter)
  • "Uhh, Mr. Spacely's callin'."
  • "JETSON YOUUUUUUUUU'RE FIIIIIIIRRREEEEEED!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
August 20, 2008 Duncan Fest 08 Video #6 - Duncan owns Dicks Last Resort Dizeestl Dick's Last Resort Guy Original call. [1]
October 7, 2010 Dick's Last Resort guy calls Duncan Bloody Margie Duncan [2]

ReferencesEdit

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