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Drug & Alcohol Lady tries to seduce Charles at AtoZ Pawn
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Online Lobster

Soundboard(s) used

Drug & Alcohol Lady

Victim(s)

Charles

Length

2:32

Drug & Alcohol Lady tries to seduce Charles at AtoZ Pawn is a soundboard prank call made by Online Lobster on October 20, 2009.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Hello?
Charles: ...
Drug & Alcohol Lady: What are you calling Drug and Alcohol for?
Charles: ...
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Why are you calling under Drugs and Alcohol?
Charles: (coughs)
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Hello? (slight pause) Motherfucker!
Charles: [Unintelligible]
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Bring it on!
Charles: (laughs)
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Bring it on, c'mon, you're being taped.
Charles: (continues laughing)
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Come on and do it now, 'cause I'm waitin' for ya!
Charles: Ha ha ha..[unintelligible]..ha ha ha...
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Come on and give it to me more, honey!
Charles: (laughs) You're a fag.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Aw, fuck myself in my asshole...might feel pretty damn good.
Charles: Ha ha ha...is this a real person?
Drug & Alcohol Lady: What are you calling Drug and Alcohol for?
Charles: What are you callin' ME for?
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Uh, right; I'm a fuckin' bitch.
Charles: Oh, ok. You just .. called to tell me youse a fuckin' bitch then, alright.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: I wish you WOULD kick my fuckin' ass, motherfucker!
Charles: (amused) You're fucked up in the head 'cause that even what I said but ok.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: I wish you WOULD get your hands on me, honey.
Charles: (laughs)
Drug & Alcohol Lady: You're gonna get me WHAT?!
Charles: You should be so lucky.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: What's the problem?
Charles: (laughs) You're too fuckin' old n' ugly you ... dried up crank-banged bitch.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: I'm alright. How are you?
Charles: No, you're not! (laughs)
Drug & Alcohol Lady: You called before and called the other operator a bitch and everything, now this has got to stop. You're nuts!
Charles: A to Z Pawn.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: No, something's the matter here. What are you calling Drug and Alcohol for?
Charles: Yeah, you got your finger in the wrong hole!
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Come on and do it now, 'cause I'm waitin' for ya!
Charles: HA! Ya'll must have really pissed that old bitch off.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Aw, fuck myself in my asshole...might feel pretty damn good. Go ahead and give it to me more, honey!
Charles: [Uninteligible]..a skanky whore.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: I wish you WOULD kick my fuckin' ass, motherfucker!
Charles: You can't even .. you guys didn't get much good shit outta her, did ya?
Drug & Alcohol Lady: I'm- motherfuck yourself, because I don't call you!
Charles: (laughs) This bit- you dumbasses. You need to get more better shit outta her.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: Same how the same fuckin' numbers, I don't know what you're talking about because you're calling Drug and Alcohol, ain't nobody calling you.
Charles: Yeah, you need to call her back and get some better shit out of her or somethin' dude.
Drug & Alcohol Lady: What's the problem?
Charles: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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