Traditional depiction of Drunk Guy
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboards
Unknown (possibly a musician)
The Drunk Guy (also known as Arnold's Drunk Guy) is a victim of two Arnold Schwarzenegger prank calls. He sounded intoxicated while on the phone, hence his nickname. Called as early as 2000, he is perhaps the first victim of the Soundboard Prank Calling Community, which was in its most primitive stage. Despite being one of the most famous prank call victims of all time, he has never been called again, lost into the void of countless other people whose numbers are long gone and will never be called again.
Nothing else is known about him, other than the fact that he is likely a musician of some sort (though this could had been just drunk ramblings). It is not able to be verified, but back in 2000 it was stated on certain message boards that he was the victim of a radio station prank, due to the many drunken calls he made to the DJ's there. He was trying to call his local radio station, and they answered with Arnold. There may still be the original audio of the 2nd call somewhere on the net, which starts out with a guy telling the drunk guy to hold and then Arnold answers "hello cutiepie".
- "You.. Fucker!"
- "YOU.. SON OF A BITCH!"
- "Oh no no no no no"
- "I'M NOT A SON OF A BITCH!!!"
- "What I say? What I say? WHAT I SAY?"
- "IIIIII wanna talk somebody in command!"
- "IIIIII wanna talk somebody civilized."
- "I AM NOT A GIRL.... uuuuuhhh.... Oh FUCK YOU!"
- "Yeah, who the fuck are you?"
- "well.. FUCK YOU!"
- "Fuck you!"
- "You fucker!"
- "Fuck you stranger."
- "Who the hell is this?"
- "What you want me to do?"
- "Detective John Kimble."
- "There is no fucking 'Houser."
- "Who are you?"
- "What do you want?"
- "I'm not fucking whining."
- "What's the big surprise? I gotta know what the big surprise is!"
- "Don't say howdy stranger to me."
- "I'm gon' bullshit you is fuck you."
- "Well, fuck you, stranger!"
- "Who in the hell am I talking to?"
- "I don't even HAVE a fucking computer!"
- "I didn't do anything fucking wrong!"
- "Now, how in the hell are you gonna get to know me?"
- "My fuckin' daddy was a fuckin' dick, didn't believe in anything, and that's why I am the way I am today."
- "You can fuckin' bite my fuckin' ass!"
- "I wrote a song, the lyrics are gonna work, it's gonna win me some money, it's gonna win me some exposure."
- "I want Stevenson Dreamland to come to life"
- "You're what?"
- "Yes what?"
- "Nice to meet you."
- "I am not a cop, idiot!"
- "My stomach's where?"
- "Where's my stomach at?"
- "I wanna talk to Stevenson Dreamland and I wanna talk to Alex Spider and I wanna talk to Jamal"
- "I am writing music, I'm gonna be a successful musician, and I'm gonna say FUCK all of you people."
- Drunk Guy calls a Drug & Alcohol Helpline
- Drunk Guy calls a Recovery Center
- Drunk Guy, Philly Thug, & Joe Pesci call a Liquor Store
- Drunk Guy calls Someone's Baby's Momma
- Drunk Guy calls Rick the Mullet Man
- Chinaman and Drunk Guy call for a Taxi
- Drunk Guy calls a Crisis Center
- Burger King Harassment Prank Call Part 1
- Burger King Harassment Prank Call Part 3
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.