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Duncan and Arnold Schwarzenegger call the Jesus Lady

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Duncan and Arnold Schwarzenegger call the Jesus Lady
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Unknown

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Victim(s)

Jesus Lady, Jesus Lady's husband, male police officer

Length

9:55

The Jesus Lady and her husband were prank called by Duncan and Arnold Schwarzenegger. This call spawned the Jesus Lady soundboard, which is used in many prank calls. The situation got so out of hand, the police showed up.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1
(Phone rings)
Jesus Lady's husband: (unknown what he says because it was bleeped out)
Duncan: Hello, you son of a bitch. This is Frank Garrett.
Jesus Lady's husband: Hello?
Duncan: How are you?
Jesus Lady's husband: Hello?
Duncan: I'm doin' alright, how are you?
Jesus Lady's husband: Who is this?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Jesus Lady's husband: Okay?
Duncan: You son of a bitch, I thought you died!
Jesus Lady's husband: What are you talkin' about?
Duncan: Y'know you gotta be the stupidest son of a bitch I ever met.
Jesus Lady's husband: Do what? Who are you tryin' to call?
Duncan: Hello?
Jesus Lady's husband: Yeah, who are you tryin' to call?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Jesus Lady's husband: Yeah, who are you tryin'--who are you tryin' to get ahold of?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Jesus Lady's husband: Well, this is not Duncan Construction, this is (bleep).
Duncan: I don't give a shit.
(Jesus Lady's husband hangs up the phone)

Call #2
(Phone rings)
Jesus Lady's husband: (bleep)
Duncan: Hello, asshole!
Jesus Lady's husband: What do you want?
Duncan: Hey, does your momma still got, uh, worms crawlin' out her pussy?
Jesus Lady's husband: Let me tell you somethin', I hope this phone number comes up on this thing because I'm callin' the police right now.
Duncan: Fuck you. I don't give a shit.
Jesus Lady's husband: Okay, we'll see about that.
Duncan: Aww fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch!
(Jesus Lady's husband hangs up the phone)

Call #3
(Phone rings)
Duncan: Hello, asshole! Did they let you out of that nuthouse again, you stupid motherfucker? Sittin' around watching the worms crawl out of your momma's pussy.
Jesus Lady's husband: Just hang on the line for a little bit.
Duncan: Fucker. Did your momma let you out of your cage again, goddammit?
Jesus Lady's husband: (in background) He keeps callin' my business phone and cussin' at me and he keeps--he's on the line right now.
(The Jesus Lady gets on the phone)
Jesus Lady: You there?
Duncan: Yes. Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I've never called you before, and goddammit you pick about every third day to call me so fuck you!
Jesus Lady: Just hold on one moment
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady's husband: (in background) He keeps cussin' at me askin' for somebody else.
Jesus Lady: (on phone) Who are you looking for?
Duncan: You stupid son of a bitch, this is a business phone, get off of it!
Jesus Lady: Who--who are you looking for?
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker!
Jesus Lady: Who are you looking for?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Jesus Lady: Frank Garrett?
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady: Okay, and what's your address?
Duncan: I'm havin' trouble hearing you, I'm on a cellphone.
Jesus Lady: Okay, what's your cellphone number?
Duncan: Do what?
Jesus Lady: What's your cellphone number?
Duncan: Do what?
Jesus Lady: What is your phone number?
Duncan: Do what?
Jesus Lady: You heard--
Duncan: (interrupting) I'm havin' trouble hearing you, I'm on a cellphone.
Jesus Lady: Okay, what's your cellphone number? You said your name is Frank Garrett?
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady: Okay, and what's your address?
Duncan: Aww fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch!
Jesus Lady: What's your phone number?
Duncan: Motherfucker!
Jesus Lady: Wha--what's your phone number?
Duncan: You stupid son of a bitch!
Jesus Lady: (Jesus rant starts) In the name of Jesus, Lord I just take authority over this spirit in this man. Lord I take authority over this spirit, and I command you to be silenced. Turn this man loose in Jesus' name. I plead the Blood of Jesus, I plead the Blood of Jesus right now in Jesus' name. In the name of Jesus. The Blood of Jesus. In Jesus' name. We just take authority over this spirit. Lord, I just ask that you deliver him, and by the Blood of Jesus. Satan, the Blood of Jesus is against you. Right now in Jesus' name. The Blood of Jesus is against you in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus, praise Jesus. Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus. I plead the Blood of Jesus right now in Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus, thank you Jesus right now. We just plead the Blood of Jesus over Frank Garrett right now in Jesus' name. In Jesus' name. Thank you Jesus. (Jesus rant ends) Uh, what's your address?
Duncan: (Duncan has been talking throughout the rant) I'm on a cellphone.
Jesus Lady: Okay, well where are you at?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Jesus Lady: Duncan Construction?
Duncan: Yes. Jesus Lady: That's where you live, or that's where you work?
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady: Okay, Duncan Construction. What's your address?
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady: What city?
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady: You're in (bleep)?
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady: Okay. What's your phone number?
Duncan: Yes.
Jesus Lady: What's your phone number?
Duncan: Fuck you.

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