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Duncan and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband call a Pizza Place
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

UPC

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband

Victim(s)

Big Daddy's Pizza, Officer Martin

Length

6:40

A pizza place was called numerous times, first by Duncan and then by the Epic Crazy Lady's Husband. They harassed the pizza place so much, the girl they had pranked eventually called the police. Officer Martin dealt with them.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

Female victim: Thank you for calling Big Daddy's. This is Alicia, can I help you?
Duncan: Listen ya tongue-tied son of a bitch, ain't you got something better to do?!
Female victim: Do what?
Duncan: You're the one that called, you ignorant bastard you!
Female victim: Excuse me...
Duncan: They let you out of that nuthouse again, you stupid motherfucker?
Female victim: Who you callin' a motherfucker?! You're the motherfucker! You're the one callin' here, cussing us out!
Duncan: Yes.
Female victim: You want me to call the police?! 'Cause I'll call the fuckin' police!
Duncan: Yes.
Female victim: This is a business!
Duncan: Yeah.
Female victim: It's not someone to call and cuss-out!
Duncan: This is a business phone, get off of it!
Female victim: How immature are you?
Duncan: This is a business.
Female victim: Pretty fucking immature!
Duncan: Fuck you. Son of a bitch.
Female victim: Fuck you!!
Duncan: Asshole!
Female victim: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Thanks for calling Big Daddy's, this is Alicia, can I help you?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hey! I'm doin' fine, how you doin'?
Female victim: Doin' fine.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. I dunno who you are, think you're callin' me, cussin' me!
Female victim: Who IS this?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?!
Female victim: What's your name?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I dunno who in the hell you are, you black son of a bitch, but I ain't called your fuckin' house, you fuckin' nigger!
Female victim: I'm not a nigger, I'm a white person, thank you very much. And I would just like...to inform you that the police are on their way, so they're going to find you!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You a goddamn dick-sucker, you know that?! You piece a shit. Tell me where you're at!
Female victim: Where are YOU at?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You're where?!
Female victim: I don't know where I'm at. Where are you at?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?!
Female victim: Where are you at?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You need to quit callin' my number.
Female victim: Umm, I think you're the one calling me?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. Yeah.
Female victim: Yeah? Yeah? I think you called me. I didn't call you!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger!
Female victim:Yeah, I am. I'm a nigger, ain't I?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah. I ain't called your house! I don't know who you are.
Female victim: You didn't call my house? Do you even know who you're calling?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah.
Female victim: Who?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I don't know who you are.
Female victim: I don't know who YOU are!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband:Keep on talkin', 'cause they're tracin' the call!
Female victim: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Ya know, I got a trace on my phone, it's tracin' your fuckin' name, bitch!
Female victim: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Calls are bein' recorded, so you just keep on, we'll know where you're at.
Female victim: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah. Ya know somethin'?
Female victim: What?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Female victim: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You fuckin' nigger!
Female victim: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Bitch! I'll be right over there. Just about two point two seconds, bitch! You piece a shit.
Female victim: Okay, come on over!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You son of a bitch, you better quit callin' my number! Somebody's that gonna put you...in the ground...if I ever find out who you are. Can you hear me?
Female victim: I can hear you just fine.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?! What?!
Female victim: I can hear you just fine.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: WHAT?! Yeah. Calls are bein' recorded, so you just keep on, we'll know where you're at. You know...I'm about tired of your goddamn callin' me, I'm recordin' your calls, the phone company's record 'em...
Female victim: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger! May God bless you and you have a good day.


Call #3 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Female victim: Thanks for calling Big Daddy's, this is Alicia, can I help you?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hello.
Male victim: Can I help you?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hello?
Male victim: Hello?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband:Hey.
Male victim: Yeah?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I'm doin' fine, how you doin'?
Male victim: Oh, I'm fine. This is...Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You called me?
Deputy Martin: No. No one's called ya.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: What?
Deputy Martin: No one's called ya!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: Are you...are you calling here?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You need to quit callin' my number.
Deputy Martin: There's nobody callin' ya, this is Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You know...I'm about tired of your goddamn callin' me, I'm recordin' your calls, the phone company's record 'em... Calls are bein' recorded, so you just keep on, we'll know where you're at.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: Alright.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Deputy Martin: Really?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger!
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You a goddamn dick-sucker, you know that?! I ain't called your house.
Deputy Martin: I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: You need to stop calling here.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: Alright?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. Just keep on talkin', 'cause they're tracin' the call!
Deputy Martin: Okay! Go ahead! I'll keep talkin'.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I don't know who you are.
Deputy Martin: This is the sheriff's office...Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: You want to confirm that, you can call the sheriff's department and confirm it.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hey! You know somethin'? I dunno who in the hell you are, you black son of a bitch, but I ain't called your fuckin' house, you fuckin' nigger!
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You son of a bitch, you better quit callin' my number! Yeah!
Deputy Martin: Why would...someone be calling your number?
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. Can you hear me?
Deputy Martin: Yeah, I hear you! I'm advising you to stop calling.
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You know somethin'? Hey! You know somethin'?
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Deputy Martin: What's that?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Ya know, I got a trace on my phone, it's tracin' your fuckin' name, bitch!
Deputy Martin: 'Kay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Well you'll give a shit when they find out who you are, bitch!
Deputy Martin: 'Kay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. I dunno who you are, think you're callin' me, cussin' me!
Deputy Martin: Callin' ya and cussin' ya, okay. Why would I call and cuss you when I'm on the sheriff's department? Why would I call somebody...and cuss 'em out?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah. WHAT?! Who are you talkin' to?
Deputy Martin: Huh?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Who are you talkin' to?
Deputy Martin: [unintelligible]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: What?
Deputy Martin: Who is this?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: What?
Deputy Martin: Who is this?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Tell me where you're at!
Deputy Martin: Huh? I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You're where?!
Deputy Martin: Big Daddy's Pizza.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Bitch! I'll be right over there.
Deputy Martin: Hey come right here, I'll be right here!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Just about two point two seconds, bitch!
Deputy Martin: You want to come here, you'll end up goin' to jail.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You need to quit callin' my number.
Deputy Martin: Well, you need to stop...quit callin' here. Nobody's calling your number.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?! You know somethin'? I ain't called you, lady, so I don't know who you are!
Deputy Martin: I've already told you who I am! I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger! You piece a shit. Hey!
Deputy Martin: What?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: May God bless you and you have a good day.
Deputy Martin: Alright.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.

[End of call]

External LinksEdit

Duncan and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Call Big Daddy's Pizza at Realm of Darkness

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