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Duncan and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband call a Pizza Place
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

UPC

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan, Epic Crazy Lady's Husband

Victim(s)

Big Daddy's Pizza, Deputy Martin

Length

6:40

A pizza place was called numerous times, first by Duncan and then by the Epic Crazy Lady's Husband. They harassed the pizza place so much, the girl they had pranked, Alicia, eventually called the police and Deputy Martin dealt with them.

Transcript

Call #1

Alicia: Thank you for calling Big Daddy's. This is Alicia, can I help you?
Duncan: Listen ya tongue-tied son of a bitch, ain't you got something better to do?!
Alicia: Do what?
Duncan: You're the one that called, you ignorant bastard you!
Alicia: Excuse me...
Duncan: They let you out of that nuthouse again, you stupid motherfucker?
Alicia: Who you callin' a motherfucker?! You're the motherfucker! You're the one callin' here, cussing us out!
Duncan: Yes.
Alicia: You want me to call the police?! 'Cause I'll call the fuckin' police!
Duncan: Yes.
Alicia: This is a business!
Duncan: Yeah.
Alicia: It's not someone to call and cuss-out!
Duncan: This is a business phone, get off of it!
Alicia: How immature are you?
Duncan: This is a business.
Alicia: Pretty fucking immature!
Duncan: Fuck you. Son of a bitch.
Alicia: Fuck you!!
Duncan: Asshole!
Alicia: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Alicia: Thanks for calling Big Daddy's, this is Alicia, can I help you?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hey! I'm doin' fine, how you doin'?
Alicia: Doin' fine.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. I dunno who you are, think you're callin' me, cussin' me!
Alicia: Who IS this?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?!
Alicia: What's your name?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I dunno who in the hell you are, you black son of a bitch, but I ain't called your fuckin' house, you fuckin' nigger!
Alicia: I'm not a nigger, I'm a white person, thank you very much. And I would just like...to inform you that the police are on their way, so they're going to find you!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You a goddamn dick-sucker, you know that?! You piece a shit. Tell me where you're at!
Alicia: Where are YOU at?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You're where?!
Alicia: I don't know where I'm at. Where are you at?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?!
Alicia: Where are you at?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You need to quit callin' my number.
Alicia: Umm, I think you're the one calling me?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. Yeah.
Alicia: Yeah? Yeah? I think you called me. I didn't call you!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger!
Alicia:Yeah, I am. I'm a nigger, ain't I?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah. I ain't called your house! I don't know who you are.
Alicia: You didn't call my house? Do you even know who you're calling?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah.
Alicia: Who?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I don't know who you are.
Alicia: I don't know who YOU are!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband:Keep on talkin', 'cause they're tracin' the call!
Alicia: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Ya know, I got a trace on my phone, it's tracin' your fuckin' name, bitch!
Alicia: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Calls are bein' recorded, so you just keep on, we'll know where you're at.
Alicia: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah. Ya know somethin'?
Alicia: What?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Alicia: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You fuckin' nigger!
Alicia: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Bitch! I'll be right over there. Just about two point two seconds, bitch! You piece a shit.
Alicia: Okay, come on over!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You son of a bitch, you better quit callin' my number! Somebody's that gonna put you...in the ground...if I ever find out who you are. Can you hear me?
Alicia: I can hear you just fine.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?! What?!
Alicia: I can hear you just fine.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: WHAT?! Yeah. Calls are bein' recorded, so you just keep on, we'll know where you're at. You know...I'm about tired of your goddamn callin' me, I'm recordin' your calls, the phone company's record 'em...
Alicia: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger! May God bless you and you have a good day.


Call #3 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Alicia: Thanks for calling Big Daddy's, this is Alicia, can I help you?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hello.
Male victim: Can I help you?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hello?
Male victim: Hello?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband:Hey.
Male victim: Yeah?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I'm doin' fine, how you doin'?
Male victim: Oh, I'm fine. This is...Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You called me?
Deputy Martin: No. No one's called ya.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: What?
Deputy Martin: No one's called ya!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: Are you...are you calling here?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You need to quit callin' my number.
Deputy Martin: There's nobody callin' ya, this is Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You know...I'm about tired of your goddamn callin' me, I'm recordin' your calls, the phone company's record 'em... Calls are bein' recorded, so you just keep on, we'll know where you're at.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: Alright.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Deputy Martin: Really?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger!
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You a goddamn dick-sucker, you know that?! I ain't called your house.
Deputy Martin: I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: You need to stop calling here.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: Alright?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. Just keep on talkin', 'cause they're tracin' the call!
Deputy Martin: Okay! Go ahead! I'll keep talkin'.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: I don't know who you are.
Deputy Martin: This is the sheriff's office...Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.
Deputy Martin: You want to confirm that, you can call the sheriff's department and confirm it.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Hey! You know somethin'? I dunno who in the hell you are, you black son of a bitch, but I ain't called your fuckin' house, you fuckin' nigger!
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You son of a bitch, you better quit callin' my number! Yeah!
Deputy Martin: Why would...someone be calling your number?
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. Can you hear me?
Deputy Martin: Yeah, I hear you! I'm advising you to stop calling.
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You know somethin'? Hey! You know somethin'?
[*police radio traffic in background*]
Deputy Martin: What's that?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Ya know, I got a trace on my phone, it's tracin' your fuckin' name, bitch!
Deputy Martin: 'Kay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Well you'll give a shit when they find out who you are, bitch!
Deputy Martin: 'Kay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. I dunno who you are, think you're callin' me, cussin' me!
Deputy Martin: Callin' ya and cussin' ya, okay. Why would I call and cuss you when I'm on the sheriff's department? Why would I call somebody...and cuss 'em out?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Yeah. WHAT?! Who are you talkin' to?
Deputy Martin: Huh?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Who are you talkin' to?
Deputy Martin: [unintelligible]
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: What?
Deputy Martin: Who is this?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: What?
Deputy Martin: Who is this?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: None of your damn business and kiss my ass.
Deputy Martin: Okay.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Tell me where you're at!
Deputy Martin: Huh? I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You're where?!
Deputy Martin: Big Daddy's Pizza.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Bitch! I'll be right over there.
Deputy Martin: Hey come right here, I'll be right here!
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Just about two point two seconds, bitch!
Deputy Martin: You want to come here, you'll end up goin' to jail.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay. You need to quit callin' my number.
Deputy Martin: Well, you need to stop...quit callin' here. Nobody's calling your number.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Huh?! You know somethin'? I ain't called you, lady, so I don't know who you are!
Deputy Martin: I've already told you who I am! I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: You fuckin' nigger! You piece a shit. Hey!
Deputy Martin: What?
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: May God bless you and you have a good day.
Deputy Martin: Alright.
Epic Crazy Lady's Husband: Okay.

[End of call]

External Links

Duncan and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband Call Big Daddy's Pizza at Realm of Darkness