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Duncan calls A to Z Pawn
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Y2Jericho02

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan

Victim(s)

Charles

Length

6:33

Duncan calls A to Z Pawn is a soundboard prank call made by Y2Jericho02 in 2008. It is the first-ever call to Charles and the A to Z Pawn Shop.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1 (bonus)

Duncan (soundboard): You stupid son of a bitch, this is a business phone—get off of it!
Duncan: [That's] What I'm thinkin', you ignorant son of a bitch, you.
Duncan (soundboard): Hey let me tell ya how I feel: fuck you!
Duncan: [*hangs up*]

Call #2 (bonus)

[*phone rings*]
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Village Idiot: Hello?
Duncan: Hello.
Village Idiot: How's it going?
Duncan: ...
Village Idiot: FRANK!
Duncan: What?
Village Idiot: Did you forget to take your medicine today? Did you take your Prozac? (slight pause) You say you suck a big black cock?
Duncan: Oh, fuck you!
Village Idiot: I thought we were better friends than this.
Duncan: [*hangs up*]
Village Idiot: Ohhh..he just called me a stupid cocksucker.


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles. May I help you?
Duncan: Hello.
Charles: Yes, hello.
Duncan: How are you? (slight pause) HELLO?
Charles: Yes, I hear ya.
Duncan: How are you?
Charles: I'm fine. How are you? How can I help ya?
Duncan: I'm doin' alright. This is about the fourth call you've made today.
Charles: Do what?
Duncan: Son of a bitch. I'm not tryin' to get a hold of anybody, you called me.
Charles: I have NOT called you, sir. This is A to Z Pawn Shop.
Duncan: Hey, uh, they let you out of your fuckin' cage again?!
Charles: ...
Duncan: You stupid motherfucker!
Charles: (to someone in the background) Yeah, go ahead and run a trace on this please. Go ahead and run that trace.
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Yeah, I was talkin' to my colleague here. He's gonna run a trace on this phone.
Duncan: Ok. That's what I'm talkin' about!
Charles: [*hangs up*]


Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn Shop. This is Charles. How may I help you?
Duncan: Hello, asshole!
Charles: Who are YOU, sir?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Charles: Who?!
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker! Frank Garrett.
Charles: Frank...Garrett.
Duncan: Did your mama let you out of your cage again, goddamnit? Listen you motherfucker, if I meet you I'm really gonna hurt you.
Charles: What is your problem, sir? Are you drunk, are you high or something?
Duncan: I don't know.
Charles: Ok. If you DON'T KNOW then you need to get your ass in order.
Duncan: You're the one that called, you ignorant bastard, you!
Charles: Because you don't call a business establishment and talk that way on the phone.
Duncan: This is about the fourth call you've made today.
Charles: NO, it's not. This is the fourth call, maybe, I've ANSWERED today.
Duncan: Listen you tongue-tied son of a bitch, ain't you got something better to do?!
Charles: Ok, you need to understand somethin'. I don't make myself at home and make personal calls, and call people, and make .. freaky calls like YOU are, sir.
Duncan: Oh, you goddamn stupid son of a bitch.
Charles: You need to CALM yourself down and reestablish the fact that maybe you are MISTAKEN.
Duncan: Hey let me tell ya how I feel: fuck you!
Charles: [*hangs up*]


Call #5

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles. May I help you?
Duncan: Stupid son of a bitch.
Charles: Hey man, I'm gonna let you talk to the sheriff's deputy who's standing right here in front of me who's been here all morning.
Duncan: Ok.
Sheriff's Deputy: What's goin' on here?
Duncan: Hello.
Sheriff's Deputy: What's goin' on?
Duncan: I'm not tryin' to get a hold of anybody, you called me.
Sheriff's Deputy: Huh?
Duncan: Hey let me tell ya how I feel: fuck you!
Charles: NOW who's the dummy? [*hangs up*]
Duncan: Do what?


Call #6

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles. How may I help you?
Duncan: Hello.
Charles: Hello?
Duncan: Fuck you. Asshole!
Charles: I already know who you are. I can tell by the voice.
Duncan: You stupid motherfucker.
Charles: I'll be over at your house tonight. Right there on the corner.
Duncan: Ok.
Charles: I'll be there.
Duncan: Oh, fuck you!
Charles: [*hangs up*]


Call #7

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles. How may I help ya?
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you ignorant son of a bitch. Why don't ya come see me? Why don't ya come down and see me?
Charles: Be BALLSY and ... fuckin' represent who you actually are.
Duncan: Why don't ya come down and see me?
Charles: Who are you?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Charles: Frank Garrett. I know no Frank Garrett.
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: I don't know anybody named Frank Garrett.
Duncan: Oh, go to hell!
Charles: I know...JOHN Garrett.
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: The retired district, uh...judge around here.
Duncan: That's what I'm talkin' about! Son of a bitch.
Charles: Ok. Um, who are you?
Duncan: Frank Garrett.
Charles: To me you're NOBODY. Who are you?
Duncan: Frank Garrett. Duncan Construction.
Charles: That doesn't mean anything. WHAT are ya?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: You sound like a chicken.
Duncan: They let you outta that nuthouse again, you stupid motherfucker?
Charles: Look .. here. You've been calling this establishment-
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: -over and over making prank phone calls.
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: I don't even know for sure you are who you are. Why don't you come on down here-
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: -and say what you have to say. This is A to Z Pawn Shop right next door to the Chinese restaurant here in Stilwell, Oklahoma.
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: And if you can't hear there's an echo in this phone, this phone line is bein' recorded,-
Duncan: Why don't ya come see me?
Charles: -then you're STUPID and you need to realize that maybe you're drunk, impaired mentally-
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: -or you just have a problem with your deranged mentality.
Duncan: Ok.
Charles: Ok?
Duncan: I don't give a shit. I accept your apology. Just, uh, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do it anymore.
Charles: Because I've never met you.
Duncan: Ok, uh, I accept your apology. Just, uh, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do it anymore.
Charles: A to Z Pawn Shop. Right next door to the Chinese restaurant here in Stilwell.
Duncan: Thanks again.
Charles: Just before the red light at Blackjack Street. You're headed north. You need further directions?
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: Ok. Where are you located, I'll give you directions on turn by turn how to get here.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Hmm?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Duncan Discussion?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Fuck you Construction?
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: It sounds like you're hittin' a repeat on somethin' over and over again.
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Now are you going to be an adult or are you going to be a child?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Ok, then listen closely.
Duncan: Ok.
Charles: I'll speak with small words. (speaks very slowly) WHERE ... do you want directions ... starting from ... on HOW to get to ... WHERE I AM.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Say that ONE more time, SLOWLY, and not on repeat.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Each time you say that, bud, it sounds like the SAME way over and over again.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: The EXACT same tone [and] it waits for my voice to stop.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Exactly.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Say it REAL slow.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: Maybe I'm the slow one here.
Duncan: Duncan Construction.
Charles: That's what I thought.
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: I've had ya on the phone long enough. I WILL find out who ya are now.
Duncan: Construction Construction.
Charles: [*hangs up*]


Call #8 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles. How may I help you?
Duncan: You...you got the wrong guy, buddy! I don't even have a dozer! Oh, you goddamn stupid son of a bitch, you. If you told me where you lived I'd yell ya weither I've worked for you or not.
Charles: Hello Thomas. How you doin'?
Duncan: You stupid son of a bitch. I've never called your house.
Charles: Yup. This sounds EXACTLY like Thomas Wilson. Just the way he growls.
Duncan: Fuck you.
Charles: That's what I thought. Now let's see this little weasel chickenshit..(to someone in the background) Did you guys get it?
Duncan: Hey, has your mama still got...uh...worms, crawlin' out her pussy?
Charles: Hey! Expect there to be a "knock knock" on your door there any second. [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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