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Duncan calls Domino's
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

Sparisi1122

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan

Victim

Domino's Pizza

Length

1:51

Audio

Duncan dominos

Duncan calls Domino's is a prank call to a Domino's Pizza by Duncan. It was made with the first generation Duncan soundboard and as such, does not have many lines on it, but is still funny. It currently holds the distinction of being the oldest Duncan prank call on YouTube and was the only call to survive the great 2008 Duncan Scare.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*Phone rings*]
Domino's employee: Thanks for calling Domino's.
Duncan: Hello.
Domino's employee: Thanks for choosing Domino's, how may I help you? This is Will speaking.
Duncan: This a business phone, get off of it!
Domino's employee: I'm sorry?
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker!
Domino's employee: [*hangs up*]

Call #2

[*Phone rings*]
Hispanic Domino's employee: Thanks for choosing Domino's Pizza, can I put you on hold for a minute, please?
Duncan: Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I never called you before and goddammit, you...pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!
Hispanic Domino's employee: Fuck you too, pussy.
Duncan: Well, I don't give a shit! Oh, fuck you, you stupid son of a bitch!
[*End of call*]

Call #3

[*Phone rings*]
Hispanic Domino's employee: Thanks for calling Dominos.
Duncan: Can't you take a hint? I don't want to talk to ya.
Hispanic Domino's employee: Do I care? No! Go fuck your sad self!
Duncan: Son of a bitch.
Hispanic Domino's employee: [*hangs up*]

Call #4

Hispanic Domino's employee: Thank you for choosing Domino's.
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker!
Hispanic Domino's emploee: Go to fuckin' hell, you stupid white motherfucker! You son of a bitch!
Duncan: Son of a bitch.
[*End of call*]

Call #5 (final)

[*Phone rings*]
Domino's employee #3: Thank you for choosing Domino's, Michael speaking.
Duncan: You stupid cocksucker.
Domino's employee #3: You suck my what?
Duncan: Well, I don't give a shit!
Domino's employee #3: Hey, [unintelligible] with a knife?
Duncan: Son of a bitch.
Domino's employee #3: Have a nice night!
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker! Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I never called you before and goddammit...you pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!
Domino's employee #3: If you're not going to order anything, we're about to call the cops.
Duncan: Oh, fuck you! I don't wanna talk to ya. Can't you take a hint? I don't wanna talk to ya. This is a business phone, get off of it!
[*End of call*]

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