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Duncan re-calls A-Z Pawn shop
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Category

Prank Call

Prank Caller

666j1

Soundboard(s) used

Duncan

Victim(s)

Charles, Colleen

Length

4:43

Duncan re-calls A-Z Pawn shop is a soundboard prank call made by 666j1 on February 17, 2009. Charles picks up his comedian act as Nurse, Fbi guy, city morgue you stab em we slab em and a Chinese man again. The final call featured a conference call with A to Z Pawn and Everything Nice Flowers & More.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Charles: This is Charles.
Duncan: Oh, fuck you, you ignorant son of a bitch.
Charles: Oh, fuck you for callin' whenever we're closed!
Duncan: Fuck you.
Charles: This is just a recording. Thank you!
Duncan: Fuck you.
Charles: Have a nice day. [*hangs up*]
Duncan: Fuck you.


Call #2

[*phone rings*]
Charles: [in a falsetto voice] Hello, Memorial Hospital!
Duncan: Well, you'll probably be gettin' a visit from the FBI, buddy.
Charles: [in a falsetto voice] Memorial Hospital.
Duncan: Yes. This is Garrett.
Charles: [in a falsetto voice] Hello? Memorial Hospital. Is there anybody there?
Duncan: Hello....hello?!
Charles: Well, ok..I'm hanging up. [*hangs up*]
Duncan: I don't give a fuckin' shit.


Call #3

[*phone rings*]
Charles: Federal Bureau of Investigation's field office of Chicago.
Duncan: Hey, uh, they let you out of your fuckin' cage again?!
Charles: EXCUSE me?
Duncan: Hello?
Charles: Hello?
Duncan: Hello.
Charles: How can I help you, sir?
Duncan: This is Frank Garrett.
Charles: What's the nature of your call?
Duncan: How're you?
Charles: I'm fine. How are you? How can I help you?
Duncan: I'm doin' alright. How're you?
Charles: Buddy, I don't have time to sit here and, and visit all day long. This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation's federal office of Chicago, Illinois.
Duncan: I don't give a shit.
Charles: And if you'd like to leave a message, or get in touch with the party extension, let me know and I can direct your call.
Duncan: Well, you'll probably be gettin' a visit from the FBI, buddy.
Charles: Oherwise ... this is a prank phone call. We get about a million of them a day. We know just how to deal with people like YOU. [*hangs up*]
Duncan: Well, you'll probably be gettin' a visit from the FBI, buddy.


Call #4

[*phone rings*]
Charles: City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em!
Duncan: We, uh, just don't do remodels and stuff.
Charles: Do it!
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: No?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: What do?
Duncan: Yeah.
Charles: No?
Duncan: Did your mama not give you any cock to play with?
Charles: You ain't go no cock to play with?
Duncan: Ohh, you lived to tell about it after the New Year, didn't ya?
Charles: Well damn! That just makes you just a fucked up pussy, doesn't it? [*hangs up*]
Duncan: Yes.


Call #5

[*phone rings*]
Charles: (starts speaking gibberish in a Chinese accent) Bata-batee?
Duncan: How would you know?
Charles: Bata-batee!
Duncan: Ohh, you lived to tell about it after the New Year, didn't ya?
Charles: Bata-batee! What!? (continues speaking gibberish)
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: (continues speaking gibberish)
Duncan: Oh, fuck you. Bye.
Charles: (continues speaking gibberish)
Duncan: Well you've got my number-
Charles: Zipit! Zipit!
Duncan: Well you've got my number. You've called-
Charles: Zipit-e-do-daa!!
Duncan: -and I've got your number and so it doesn't matter.
Charles: Bata-bata, zipit zipit!
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Dada-do da!
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: (continues speaking gibberish)
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: (continues speaking gibberish)...what?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Huh, do what? What, what...
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Whatcha doin'?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Whatcha doin'?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Whatcha doin'?
Duncan: I don't know.
Charles: Whatcha doin'?
Duncan: I don't know.
Charles: (continues speaking gibberish)...say again? Suckin'makeyadeaf?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Suckin'makeyadeaf?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: (louder) Suckin'makeyadeaf?
Duncan: Do what?
Charles: Does suckin' your mama's dick make ya deaf?
Duncan: Yes!
Charles: (laughs) You deaf son-of-a-bitch! Ha ha ha ha!!
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: Did it clear come out your ears?
Duncan: This is "Worms" Garrett.
Charles: Ah, no! This is NOT Frank Garrett.
Duncan: This is "Goat" Garrett.
Charles: We been through this for how many months now? You've been fuckin' prank callin' me for how many fuckin' months? And do you think it still fuckin' bothers me?
Duncan: Yes.
Charles: No, it doesn't! You're fuckin' wastin' your time, wastin' your energy, wastin' mine!
Duncan: Ok.
Charles: Have a nice fuckin' life...
Duncan: Ok.
Charles: ...NOT!
Duncan: Have a good day.
Charles: I wish you no...good will in life, I wish you no pleasant dreams-
Duncan: Thank ye.
Charles: -I wish you no godspeed whatsoever, and I wish you to hell. Have a nice life.
Duncan: Thank ye, thank ye. Have a good day.
Charles: [*hangs up*]


Call #6

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles.
Charles (soundboard): Huh, do what?! Wha, wha, what...say again? (starts speaking gibberish)
Charles: [*hangs up*]


Call #7 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Charles: A to Z Pawn. This is Charles.
Charles (soundboard): (laughs) You deaf son-of-a-bitch! Ha ha ha ha!!
Charles: ...
Charles (soundboard): Did it clear come out your ears?
Charles: ...
Charles (soundboard): Huh, do what?! Wha, wha, what...
Charles: ...
Charles (soundboard): (continues speaking gibberish)...what?
Charles: ...
[*Colleen is brought into the conversation via 3-way calling*]
[*phone rings*]
Colleen: Everything Nice.
Charles (soundboard): (continues speaking gibberish)
Charles: [Unintelligible]..he's doin' it to us again. He's got us both on 3-way calling us .. if that's really you on the other end.
Charles (soundboard): (continues speaking gibberish)..say again, say again?
Charles: [*hangs up*]

[End of call]

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