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East Texas Hillbilly
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East Texas Hillbilly

Category

Prank Call Victim

Occupation

Retired, possibly works on an oil rig

Residence

East Texas

Age

c. 1945 (age 68–69)

Nationality

American

Spouse(s)

Unknown

The East Texas Hillbilly (real name: Josh Lumpkin) is a prank call victim who was discovered by CommandoRunningMan in December 2012. A short-tempered elderly man living in East Texas, he quickly lost patience during his first call with Redneck Roofer. The East Texas Hillbilly was apparently watching his 8-year-old grandaughter (who could be heard joining in with her grandfather at the end of the call).[1] He was subsequently called by Stilwell Grandma,[2] John Wayne,[3] Arnold Schwarzenegger,[4] and Duncan.

In the Duncan call, CommandoRunningMan led the victim to believe that he was talking to an aquaintance named Steve and threatened to "slap [him] in the face with my pecker" next time he saw Steve on the rig.[5]

SyntheticPranks also briefly called the victim with Cock Inspector and Respected Gentleman, however, he seemed to be aware of soundboards in these calls.[6][7]

The calls to the East Texas Hillbilly rank as some of the longest in the history of the medium. He will not simply hang up the phone and often he will listen or cuss at the caller even with the knowledge that he is being pranked and recorded. In one notable call the East Texas Hillbilly went into a session of innuendo with the Springfield Pervert for almost fifteen minutes.

In a recent call made by OsibePranks17, PranksAreUs83 and TheSBAddict on March 2, 2014, it reveals that the East Texas Hillbilly is aware of prank callers MistahBlonde, ItsOnlyAPrank and Wilford Brimley (prank caller). The following day, PrankingBad, Harassment Caller, and PranksAreUs84 discovered that he had disconnected his phone, although there is a possibility that OsibePranks may have his new one, since he kept daring the pranksters to dial a bleeped number.

OsibePranks17 gave the bleeped number to PranksAreUs83, Harassment Caller, Pranktz, DaeHkiD and JPranker98. The number was called in an unrecorded call and it appears that the number does not belong to the East Texas Hillbilly. It is speculated that it is the number to a friend or a possible police officer/detective, because the person on the other end mentioned all the prank callers he knew, and denied all questions asked about Josh.

QuotesEdit

  • "My daughter's here she's 8, she didn't make no prank calls."
  • "I bet I can flip ya' and dick ya' before you can throw me and blow me!"
  • "You got a warrant out for your arrest for illegal dick suckin' ... in a parking lot? Huh?!"
  • "I'm 67-years-old! I'm a KOREAN veteran!!"
  • "I killed ... slopes!"
  • "I .. I'm a veteran. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the mud to listen to people like YEW."
  • "Gimme that phone! Get off of it. It's a .. this is an adult conversation." (to his granddaughter attempting listen in on the call)
  • "You quit that language, QUIT IT!"
  • "Do you know why birds fly upside down in Oklahoma? 'Cause it ain't worth shitting on!"
  • "I'm a doctor of fucking insanity and meaness."
  • "I got somethin' for ya'."
  • "Why don't you come on over and git it?"
  • "Why don't you suck a fart outta my ass!"
  • "To HELL with ya!!"

Prank CallsEdit

Date Title Caller Victim Notes Ref.
December 22, 2012 Redneck Roofer calls an East Texas Hillbilly CommandoRunningMan East Texas Hillbilly Original call. [1]
December 22, 2012 Stilwell Grandma calls the East Texas Hillbilly CommandoRunningMan East Texas Hillbilly [2]
December 22, 2012 John Wayne calls the East Texas Hillbilly CommandoRunningMan East Texas Hillbilly [3]
December 22, 2012 Arnold calls the East Texas Hillbilly CommandoRunningMan East Texas Hillbilly [4]
December 22, 2012 Duncan calls the East Texas Hillbilly CommandoRunningMan East Texas Hillbilly [5]
April 30, 2013 East Texas Hillbilly SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly [6]
May 8, 2013 Respected Gentleman calls East Texas Hillbilly SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly [7][8]
June 29, 2013 East Texas Hillbilly 2 SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly The prankster used his real voice to talk to the victim. [9]
August 15, 2013 Officer Powell calls East Texas Hillbilly SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly [10]
August 23, 2013 Original call to Douchey Magooche Wilford Brimley Douchey Magooche Originally broadcast on Wilford Brimley LIVE 8/23. [11]
August 26, 2013 East Texas Hillbilly - Narcissism therapy SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly [12]
August 29, 2013 Satanic Racist sings to East Texas Hillbilly SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly [13]
September 10, 2013 How did yew select them to be yer goats? Jack Inoff East Texas Hillbilly [14]
September 12, 2013 East Texas Hillbilly is pissed off with LifeAlert™ SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly
LifeAlert
This was a conference call with LifeAlert. [15]
September 13, 2013 Bailbondsh, Springfeel, Deputy Slingblade & Mama's Boy call the East Texas Hillbilly Wilford Brimley East Texas Hillbilly Originally broadcast on Wilford Brimley LIVE 9/13. [16]
September 14, 2013 Rick the Mullet Man, Birmingham Redneck, Tennessee Bounty Hunter, Bail Bondsman and East Texas Hillbilly calls himself Wilford Brimley East Texas Hillbilly Originally broadcast on Wilford Brimley LIVE 9/14. [17]
September 19, 2013 RAGE - East Texas Hillbilly SyntheticPranks East Texas Hillbilly [18]
Feburary 1, 2014 Black Hitler And Friends Call The East Texas Hillbilly PranksAreUs84 East Texas Hillbilly [19]
Feburary 2, 2014 Superbowl 2014 Special: The Prosecutor and Drunk Guy Call a Very Drunk East Texas Hillbilly PranksAreUs84 East Texas Hillbilly This was the only call where the victim was heavily intoxicated. [20]
Feburary 12, 2014 East Texas Hillbilly 3 Way Madness OsibePranks17 East Texas Hillbilly This was a 4 way call between the prankster, the victim, Bell Cab, and a La Pizza Loca. [21]

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