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Ed McMahon calls an Old Black Guy
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Category

Celebrity Prank Call

Prank Caller

Richard and Sal

Soundboard(s) used

Ed McMahon

Victim

Old Black Guy

Length

1:14

Ed McMahon calls an Old Black Guy to discuss some rather bizarre stuff in a soundboard call that aired on the Howard Stern Show.

TranscriptEdit

Call #1

[*phone rings*]
Old Black Guy: Hello?
Ed McMahon: Richard.
Old Black Guy: Yeah?
Ed McMahon: Do you wanna' talk to me or don't you?
Old Black Guy: Who is this?
Ed McMahon: Big Ed.
Old Black Guy: Who?
Ed McMahon: I want to discuss something with you.
Old Black Guy: Well who are you?
Ed McMahon: Ed McMahon.
Old Black Guy: Ed McMahon?
Ed McMahon: Yeah.
Old Black Guy: Right, right, right...
Ed McMahon: Tell me a little about what you're doing down there.
Old Black Guy: What I'm doing here?
Ed McMahon: Yeah.
Old Black Guy: You ain't no damn Ed-Ed McMahon an'-
Ed McMahon: Wrong!
Old Black Guy: I don't-I'm not .. who you lookin' for man.
Ed McMahon: Please start eating my penis.
Old Black Guy: Bye! [*hangs up*]


Call #2 (final)

[*phone rings*]
Old Black Guy: Yeah.
Ed McMahon: What the hell do you think you're doing?!
Old Black Guy: What the hell do I think I'm doin'?
Ed McMahon: I admit it. I'm queer.
Old Black Guy: Man who-who in the fuck is this?!
Ed McMahon: Ed McMahon.
Old Black Guy: I GOT your Ed McMahon.
Ed McMahon: I want to discuss something with you.
Old Black Guy: What did you want to share?
Ed McMahon: My son said that YOU said "I'd love to suck your cock!".
Old Black Guy: What?
Ed McMahon: How would you like to get your hands on my penis?
Old Black Guy: Get my hands on .. on your penis?
Ed McMahon: Yeah.
Old Black Guy: Yeah? Then I can kill your motherfuckin' ass like I'm gonna' do, uh- Man, fuck you! [*hangs up*]
Ed McMahon: Hiiyo!

[End of call]

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