|Epic Crazy Lady|
Traditional depiction of the Epic Crazy Lady
Prank Call Victim, Victim Soundboard
(formerly 900 Collins Rd.
Mike Swayze (m. 1989 - 2014)
One daughter, Alesha Swayze and one son, Jimmy Swayze
The Epic Crazy Lady, or simply ECL (real name: Martha Swayze; January 31, 1959-September 19, 2014), was a victim whose origins can be traced to a 2008 prank call using the Black Guy soundboard. She was well-known for her bellowing voice, long-winded rants, and her zealous Christian jargon.
Epic Crazy Lady was a very conservative and presumptuous Christian female, and during the calls made to her, she made a habit of telling people that "God needs to move [in their lives]...severely," among other such lines. She was also not shy about providing her home address and challenging the prank caller to visit her so she can "show them what a whoopin' is" if the call continues long enough.
She is usually, and quite appropriately, depicted as self-described "strong Christian fanatic" and "God warrior" Marguerite Perrin, from season 2 of the FOX reality TV series, Trading Spouses. Perrin is infamous for her televised freak-out, in which she railed at her own husband and children in a fashion eerily similar to the Epic Crazy Lady's manner, after arriving home from a stay with a New Age family.
Opposition to profanitiesEdit
The Epic Crazy Lady was firmly opposed to swearing and nearly experienced a heart attack when prank calling soundboards failed to correct their "ungodly error" after she expressed disgust and outrage over such language. She also gave a tirade after being cursed successive to her urgings of refraining from using profanities.
Interestingly enough, despite her seeming intolerance for profanities, Alesha, her daughter, swore numerous times at Arnold Schwarzenegger's soundboard, even saying she "loves being a bitch", after she answered a phone call intended for her mother. Perhaps more shocking is her husband's pervasive swearing and vulgarity, who uses "goddamn" multiple times during calls to his work. While it could originally be assumed that her husband merely used such language exclusively at his work or when his wife was not present, a call to the pair featuring a soundboard of ECL herself confirmed that ECLH is not concerned about swearing in the presence of his wife.
The Epic Crazy Lady was first called by the Black Guy, whose pervasive swearing more or less sent her over the edge. While never provoked to the point of swearing herself, she indirectly did so by telling the Black Guy that his profane choice of swear words, whatever it may have been at that certain moment in time, was how she felt about him and his behavior. After being called by the soundboards of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Pesci, Tom the Pissed-Off Roofer, herself—which she astonishingly failed to discern as her own voice—and Duncan, she had effectively snapped by the time of the final call to her, which featured a Gay Florist soundboard. Her sanctimonious semblance then lost all credibility when she invoked in Jesus' name to wish that the prankster would "fall over dead...," proving that she actually had an ultimate tipping point contrary to her asserted Christian values.
Martha sadly passed away on September 19, 2014 at the age of 55. Her funeral was held on September 22, 2014 at Atkinson Funeral Home Chapel. The causes behind her death are currently unknown, as is her ultimate fate in the afterlife. 
- I ain't called your house! Who do you think you are callin' my house? And...and cussin' like that! God forgive you!
- GOD forgive you! You need lots and lots of prayer!
- You have got a issue problem! God needs to move in your life! God needs to move in your life...SEVERELY!
- Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?! You are NOT supposed to talk that way! Do not EVER call my house and talk that way!
- You know what?! Bring yourself to my house, then! Bring yourself over here and let's see just how big of a man you are!! Bring yourself over here and let's see how big of a man you are!! No, no, stop talking! This is my deal here! Bring yourself!
- You know what?! I live at 900 Collins Road! Come bring yourself over here and let's see how big of a man you are!! Bring yourself, buddy! Bring yourself, buddy! 900 Collins Road!
- Yeah, that's what you are: a big 'ol chicken!! All you wanna do is call on the phone so you can hide behind...the phone line!! Well, guess what?! If you're a man, bring yourself over here and show it!!! That's what I think about it.
- No, YOU ARE!!!
- I'll tell ya what! Why don't you call my husband and tell my husband that?! 'Cause ain't nobody from this house called you, you ignorant...whatever you are!!
- Bring yourself over here...and I'LL SHOW YA...WHAT A WHOOPIN' IS!!!
- WHO do you think you are?!
- I AM the woman of the house and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is! 'Cause that ain't none of your business or anybody else's! Good bye!!
- I don't know who you think that you are, but you know what?! I've already talked to the police about this and I'm fixin' to get ahold of the phone company and I'm gonna have this number traced, that comes up on my caller ID. Because somebody has this phone, to get that number, so...it's six-four-six, uh...four-six-five-seven-six-zero-two, number has got somebody's name on there, and whenever they trace it back, I am going to PROSECUTE!
- I hope you're enjoyin' this, 'cause whenever my prosecutin' attorney gets ahold of you, because they're goin' to, and I am goin' to make sure you are prosecuted to the FULLEST for harassin' communication, which is a FELONY PUNISHIBLE BY...PRISON! Thank you.
- I'm fixin' to call the operator and I'm gonna have this...traced...because this is like the fourth or fifth time that y'all have called, and I'm tired of it!
- I'll tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road! Bring yourself over here and I'll show ya what's the matter, okay?!! 900 Collins Road! Come and bring yourself and let me show you what's wrong!!
- Yeah, right! That's what's wrong! You ain't gonna bring it!! 'Cause if you was a man, you'd bring yourself and I'd show you: who's the man?! I'm the man! Don't you call my house again!!! You call my house again, I will have the phone company trace it and...no you don't call my house again! I will have the phone company trace it and I'll have you arrested...FOR HARASSMENT!!!
- I don't know who you are, but I'll tell you what: I live at 900 Collins Road! Why don't you bring yourself over here?! Why don't you bring yourself over here, or don't you be callin' my number no more!! 'Cause I have no idea who you are, and I will have the phone company...TRACE YOUR NUMBER DOWN AND I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!
- ...and when you get kids, and you have to take care of them, I hope to God that somebody sits there and just continuously...calls you, and calls you, and CALLS you, [takes breath] and calls you, and calls you, and calls you, and calls you, and calls you, the way that you do me, so that you don't have time to take care of them kids, clean your house, pay your bills, buy your groceries, or even go in the bathroom and take you a CRAP, the way that you're tormentin' the crap out of me...and I PRAY TO GOD...in the name of JESUS CHRIST, that you will FALL...OVER...DEAD!!!
|2008||Black Guy calls the Epic Crazy Lady|| CrankCallingYou|
|Epic Crazy Lady||Original call.|||
|2008||Arnold Schwarzenegger & Joe Pesci call the Epic Crazy Lady||CrankCallingYou||Epic Crazy Lady|||
|2008||Tom the Pissed Off Roofer calls the Epic Crazy Lady||Epic Crazy Lady|||
|2008||Gay Florist Calls the Epic Crazy Lady||Epic Crazy Lady|||
|N/A||Duncan, Philly Thug, Epic Crazy Lady & Tiesha call a Redneck Household||EFM||Family|||
|N/A||Epic Crazy Lady calls her neighbor||TheGoldenPhone2||Male victim|||
|N/A||Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob Chandler||TheGoldenPhone2||Bob Chandler|||
|N/A||Epic Crazy Lady calls The Angry Mortgage Broker||Realm of Darkness||Female victim|||
|N/A||Epic Crazy Lady calls The Collection Agency||Realm of Darkness||Various|||
|N/A||Epic Crazy Lady & Angry Barber call a Telemarketer||Realm of Darkness||Male victim|||
|N/A||Epic Crazy Lady calls her Husband and Herself||Xaozzz||Epic Crazy Lady and Epic Crazy Lady's Husband|||
|N/A||Duncan calls a Redneck Teen and More||PranksAndThat|||
|N/A||Chris TERRORIZES the Epic Crazy Ladys House||PrankensteinX||Epic Crazy Lady|||
|April 13, 2008||Epic Crazy Lady calls a Random Atheist Guy||WhiteDragon103||Male victim|||
|April 13, 2008||Epic Crazy Lady VS. Charlie the Christian Hotel Guy||WhiteDragon103||Male victim|||
|April 20, 2008||The Chinaman and The Epic Crazy Lady call two of my English teachers||Ubah23||Male victims|||
|February 16, 2010||Epic Crazy Lady calls a Florida treatment center||Andrewvanrhoberts||Various|||
|March 21, 2010||Satanic Racist, Epic Crazy Lady, and Irate Black Man make some calls||Darkness901234||Female victim|||
|March 21, 2010||Epic Crazy Lady calls American Express||Chauncey cook||Female victim|||
|March 26, 2010||Epic Crazy Lady calls collections||Chauncey cook||Female victim|||
|March 26, 2010||Epic Crazy Lady pisses off collections||Chauncey cook||Female victim|||
|August 11, 2010||Variety Pranks (Epic Crazy Lady/Husband, Philly Thug, Angry Black Guy)||JustPoleBarnBuilders||Male victim|||
|August 19, 2010||Epic Crazy Lady calls Chick-fil-A||Wolfbane8||Male victim|||
|November 21, 2010||Jesus Lady and Epic Crazy Lady calls condo after hours service||Docthal010||Female victim|||
|January 19, 2011||Epic Crazy Lady and Rick the Mullet Man call a 1800 number||AK GMB GMB||Female victim|||
|February 7, 2011||Epic Crazy Lady Calls Mary||WorldClassPrankster||Female victim|||
|May 16, 2011||Chinaman and Epic Crazy Lady get busted||Docthal010||Male victim|||
|September 11, 2011||Epic Crazy Lady calls Schizo Guy||Derangedpranks||Male victim|||
|February 10, 2012||Rick the Mullet Man and Friends call 7-11||Kkkrulesuniggers31||Various|||
|June 1, 2012||Epic Crazy Lady and her husband call a cocky guy||Kkkrulesuniggers31||Cocky Guy||Original call.|||
|January 27, 2013||Epic Crazy Lady & Alabama Yokel vs. Richie Rage||Peter Sathings||Male victim|||
|July 6, 2013||Prank Call Spree - Battle of the Bitches||Mobiethian||Male victim|||
|July 8, 2013||Epic Crazy Lady, Eclh, and Random Asshole call some folks||Lavar Stevens||Various|||
|July 16, 2013||HR4HD Prank Call Ft. The Epic Crazy Couple||1ex1uger||Female victim|||
|July 25, 2013||Epic Crazy Lady, Bailbondsh, and Creepy Security Guard call Charter||Wilford Brimley||Male victim|||
|July 27, 2013||Bailbondsh and Friends call the Debt Collectors (Part 3)||Wilford Brimley||Vision Financial|||
- "A List of Prank Victims." Prank Victims Documents. N.p., 2009. Web. 15 Feb. 2012.
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Angry Black Guy calls Epic Crazy Lady on Realm of Darkness
- ↑ Original calls to the epic crazy lady
- ↑ Calling the Epic Crazy Lady's Husband - Original Prank call
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 Epic Crazy Lady calls her husband and herself
- ↑ Ibid.
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 Arnold Schwarzenegger & Joe Pesci call The Epic Crazy Lady
- ↑ Ibid.
- ↑ 8.0 8.1 Tom The Pissed of roofer Calls The Epic Crazy Lady *OLD*
- ↑ Ibid. 5
- ↑ original calls to ecl
- ↑ Ibid.
- ↑ 12.0 12.1 12.2 Gay Florist calls the Epic Crazy Lady
- ↑ Martha Swayze obituary at tributes.com
- ↑ Duncan, Philly Thug, Epic Crazy Lady & Tiesha call a Redneck Household on Realm of Darkness
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady calls Her Neighbor on Realm of Darkness
- ↑ TheGoldenPhone2 - Epic Crazy Lady calls Bob Chandler on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady calls The Angry Mortgage Broker on Realm of Darkness
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady calls The Collection Agency on Realm of Darkness
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady & Angry Barber call a Telemarketer on YouTube
- ↑ Duncan calls a Redneck Teen and More on YouTube
- ↑ xaozzz/PrankensteinX - Chris TERRORIZES the Epic Crazy Ladys House *NEW* on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady calls a Random Atheist Guy on YouTube
- ↑ Missing Recording - Prank Call to the Random Atheist Guy on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady VS Charlie the Christian Hotel Guy on YouTube
- ↑ The Chinaman and The Epic Crazy Lady - Crank calls on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady - Prank Call on YouTube
- ↑ Satanic racist epic crazy lady and irate black man make some calls on YouTube
- ↑ Prank Call Epic Crazy Lady on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy lady calls collections.MOV on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy lady pisses off collections.MOV on YouTube
- ↑ Variety Pranks (Epic Crazy Lady/Husband, Philly Thug, Angry Black Guy) on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady calls Chick-fil-A - Prank Call on YouTube
- ↑ jesus lady and epic crazy lady calls condo after hours service on YouTube
- ↑ epic crazy lady and rick the mullet man call a 1800 number on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady Calls Mary on YouTube
- ↑ chinaman and epic crazy lady get busted on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady calls Schizo Guy on YouTube
- ↑ Rick the Mullet Man and Friends call 7-11 on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady and her husband call a cocky guy on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady & Alabama Yokel vs. Richie Rage on YouTube
- ↑ Prank Call Spree - Battle of the Bitches on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady, Eclh, and Random Asshole call some folks on YouTube
- ↑ HR4HD Prank Call Ft. The Epic Crazy Couple on YouTube
- ↑ Epic Crazy Lady, Bailbondsh, and Creepy Security Guard call Charter on YouTube
- ↑ Bailbondsh and Friends call the Debt Collectors (Part 3) on YouTube